QE:Was so bored. My friend Larxene was a major help with this. Thank you LARXY
Evestar:Boredness = Yoai rape time apparently.
Anyway... This is how I would imagine Sora's answering machine to be.
QE:Kingdom hearts belongs to Square Enix and Disney. unfortunately.
E.S.P:ps. Demyx is still calling Sora Roxas ok.
Hi this is Sora. Sorry, I'm not available right now-trying to stop Riku playing with my keyblade. Message after the beep.
BEEP
Hi Sora. it's Kairi. Erm can I have my charm back. I need it for a...erm...going to the mall with Namine. Yeah that sounds right. Oh crud. See ya.
BEEP
Hey Sora. It's Namine. Have you seen Kairi she said she'd help me with a...project. Yeah.
BEEP
I WANT A REMATCH SEPHIROTH.
BEEP
Erm hi again soz for the previous message. You're next to each other on my phone.
BEEP
Sora, Roxas here. Namine and Kairi are worrying me. Just to give you heads up.
BEEP
Hey Roxas. Demyx here. Trying to organise a dance-a-thon. You in or not?
BEEP
I'm not gay for Roxas no matter what the girls say. Got that memorised.
BEEP
What you trying to say Sora? You have way better keyblade than me.
BEEP
Xemnas here. I do not appreciate being called Man Sex.
BEEP
Sora, me and Namine need help. Quickly come over Roxas is in trouble.
BEEP
Hey again Sora it's your Nobody. Namine and Kairi are at my door giggling. I'm worried. No. Stay there. HELP!
BEEP
Sora. If you don't get your girlfriend -and yes, I mean Riku - out of my underwear draw RIGHT NOW, God help your ass after I've come after you with Thunder!
BEEP
Sora I lent Riku my KY gel. That's ok right? Marly.
BEEP
Hey Roxas can you help me convince people we do to have hearts? Dem-Dem.
BEEP
Leon here. Just to let you know Sephiroth gave Cloud your number.
BEEP
HIIIIII SSSOOORRRAAA. It's Tifa. Riku's worrying me. He asked me to teach him how to ninja up on somebody. Might want to check behind yourself. Lol. SEE YA.
BEEP
Hey it's me Riku...erm...Want to get sea salt ice cream?
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Mr Sora Yale This is Traverse Town Bank. According to our records you own us 15000 munny.
BEEP
HI AGAIN. Be very afraid I saw Kairi and Namine hanging around with hand cuffs and duct tape heading towards Roxas' place a while ago.
BEEP
Xemnas again. Can you walk Saix for a week in a fortnight time? I need some time off.
BEEP
I WANT A REMATCH SEPHIROTH.
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Xaldin. Was it you or Demyx who started to spread rumours about me painting with the colours of the wind?
BEEP
Aw Sora we have a slight problem. Somebody gave Donald a whole vat of coffee. We are gonna need some help.
BEEP
Hey Wakka. Blizball You me, Tidus and Selphie against Riku.
Sora head banged the wall. It was going to be along day sorting everybody out. Again. He looked at the answer machine. He could easily delete all the messages. He was so deep in thought he did not notice the shadow sneaking up behind him. Knock him out and gag him.
"I'm getting lucky tonight." Grinned said shadow.
QE:Please review.
Evestar:Cookie for the reviews.
Zexion:They are holding me hostage.
QE:No we are not. You just don't want to face Xigbar.
Zexion:*hangs head*