Once upon a building there lived a crows nest of a man named Animal Fat. Every day Animal Fat would sprinkle a little ideas on his flowers out back. They didn't live long. When he found out his flowers had died, he went on a quest to save the action figures of the world from prematureal RAPE! Barbies being raped by little boys. GI Joes being raped by little girls. OH! That torment will never end! After his quest, he got raped by flying horse radish and fell into the pit of Xbox. Bill Gates pissed on Animal Fat's face and Animal Fat blew up. When he got home he started to wink at the flowers out back because they were making love to prounouns. After he died, he went to kitchen and stabbed himself in the nose with a spoon. The sky turned green with anger began raining bowls of chili. Animal fat died. When Animal Fat ate all the chili, he became master of the universe. However, Mosh didn't like that and he zapped Animal Fat. Animal Fat died. Animal Fat then decided he had to rape Mosh so he did and mosh died. Mosh was dead. Animal Fat then fainted when he realized he rape mosh and died. Animal Fat went to instigate but he was stopped by a cat that could speak hindu! Animal Fat took a gun and shot the dog out back then he ran away from the cat and raped mosh's dead body and died. Afterward he ran up the sky and crashed into a mongoose who kicked his hair and he fell and died. After that the mongoose felt bad and bought Animal Fat a beer. Animal Fat drank his martini and pinched the bartender and took his hat and stuck it in his ass. Animal Fat was a good boy and he went to india to eat cheeseburgers for the rest of his life. After his life, he try the cheeseburgers and died from a cheese overdose. After the cheese he fell into the pit of Xbox again and threw a turkey at Jesus. Jesus died! Everybody in the Earth went nuts and threw up there hats and congratulated Animal Fat for being stupid and killed him! When Animal Fat went home he said " what a day!" He fell asleep and got raped by flying dicks!