The SGC was peaceful. Everything was in its proper order. Sam was in her lab working on the power requirements for a new invention. Daniel was in his office looking at an Ancient book SG 5 brought back from P7X-564. Mitchell and Teal'c were boxing in the gym. Vala was in her quarters, buying a 'priceless' document on E-bay. General Landry was in his office looking over some papers. Siler was in the infirmary with a head wound. Walter was running a gate diagnostic.
Unknown to all of these people, someone was watching them. He was above their heads, watching their every move. He had been there ever since there mission to the Pegasus galaxy. He had gone with them on their mission to find the Sangral, and when they had met Merlin. He was aware when Daniel had Merlin in his brain. He decided now that it was time that they saw him back.
"Colonel Carter." He said, making Sam start. She raised her head and looked around. Nobody was there. She looked back at her work.
"Colonel Carter." Sam's head whipped back up, and she was startled to see a man in her lab. He was pretty tall, very muscular, had brown hair and a closely shaved beard. He had an air of nobility around him.
"Who are you?" Sam asked, a little worried.
"You know, you look exactly like her." Sam looked ready to call in security. "Sorry. I'm King Arthur."
'CUT' Shouted the Director. 'Amanda try to look a little more 'Ready To Call In Security' Okay?'
'Well what does that look like!' Amanda shouted back. 'It's not really a thing I can act out you know!'
'ALL RIGHT PEOPLE LETS TAKE FOUR AND COME back in a hour. Hey who took my Megaphone!!'
Over head the All Knowing Writer smiled. 'THAT WILL TEACH HIM A LESSON FOR TRYING TO TALK LIKE ME. HEY! HOW DID I GET THE MEGAPHONE?'
Below the Director looked neurotically upwards. That sound was back. Every time something went wrong there it was. He really should of sacrificed that Mars bar this morning. That usually shut it up.
As the Director was stomping around shouting at the sky to give back his megaphone the actors scattered heading off to get coffee. All except Amanda Tapping. She sat in the corner trying to look 'Ready To Call In Security'. Suddenly...
'ARGGG!' Screamed the All Knowing Writer 'SOMEBODY HELP I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A RABID MEGAPHONE!!'
Amanda glanced upwards. 'Man the thunder is loud today. Maybe we'll get the afternoon off.'
Happy with that thought Amanda skipped off to the canteen to get coffee while behind her 'something' fell out of the sky.
'AHH THAT'S BETTER. NOW WHERE DID THAT MEGAPHONE GO?' The All Knowing Writer looked down. 'OOPS NOW HOW DID THAT GET THERE? ERGH IT'S GOT SQUISHED DIRECTOR ON IT. I'D BETTER FIX THAT.'
Suddenly there were Ambulances. Lots and lots of Ambulances.
One Week later.
Memo to all involved in the filming of Stargate SG-1
The company is pleased to announce that we have a new Director for Stargate SG-1. After the old one was squished by a Giant Megaphone from Outer Space we were worried that nobody would step up to the plate and we would have to fire you all. Not so, now that we have a new one you all have to get off your lazy butts and get back to work.
Filming starts this afternoon.
'Amanda try to look more Ready To Call In Security'
'ARGH RABID MEGAPHONE!!'