Angel here
So I heard this stupid song on the radio. And my warped mind started
changing the words.
The original is "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by Richard
Fagan&Robb Roy, recorded by John Michael Montgomery in 1995. Then, my
hyperactive imagination wrote a second version, thanks to a drawing
by ZP Florian of Luke for sale (It's at the Darth Side.) and doing
rewrites on the first part of "What Says the Wind?"
So, disclaimer now. The boys are George's, of course, even if they have
taken to hassling me on the drive to work. The idea of Carbonite!Han
as art comes from "Last one Standing: the tale of Boba Fett" from
_Tales of the Bounty Hunters_. The music belongs to the
people named above.
The words to #2 are closer to the original.
And in #1, Luke is using his parentage for sheer intimidation factor. Loved it?
hated it? Throwing rotten dlarma fruit at me? Let me know.
And anyone who wants it can have it.
Warnings: First part is subtexty, a la the movies. Second part is
slashy. Steer clear if you're in the "Han is irrevocably het" crowd.
Sold (Luke's version)
Oh I went out to Jabba's estate auction
And I saw something I just hadda have
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But the Force said "Go ahead and make a bid on that!"
And I said "Hey auctioneer won't you give me a sign?
What's it gonna take to make that mine, all mine?
It's my father's art and stolen from my hall.
I'm Vader's son and that item's mine.
Give it right back, it's a one of a kind.
It's goin' once, goin' twice and
sold to the Jedi in the second row
Eight thousand, nine thousand, ten I know.
He's in perfect hibernation and oh so cold
but I'm about to take him and we're gonna go."
Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute
He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud
An' I guess I was really gettin' in it
'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd
And I said "Hey auctioneer won't you give me a sign?
What's it gonna take to make that mine, all mine?
It's my father's art and stolen from my hall.
I'm Vader's son and that item mine.
Give it right back, it's a one of a kind.
It's goin once, goin't twice and
I'm sold on the man in the carbonite
who kept me warm one cold Hoth night
He's saved my life more times than I can count
Now it's my turn to bail him out."
So I found Han on the auction block
and we made our get away
I thawed him out and he laughs about
the way it went that day,
when I said "Hey auctioneer won't you give me a sign?
What's it gonna take to make that mine, all mine?
It's my father's art and stolen from my hall.
I'm Vader's son and that item mine.
Give it right back, it's a one of a kind.
It's goin' once, goin' twice and
sold to the Jedi in the second row
Eight thousand, nine thousand, ten I know.
He's in perfect hibernation and oh so cold
but I'm about to take him and we're gonna go.
Sold II (Han's version)
erm, mild slash warnings on this one, I think.
And AU as well
Oh I went out to Jabba's estate auction
And I saw something I just hadda have
My mind told me a I should proceed with caution
But my gut said "Go ahead and make a bid on that!"
An' I said, hey, pretty boy, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
You do my biddin' an' I'll be at your beck and call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have him, he's a one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! On the boy in the second row
Eight thousand, nine thousand, ten I know.
With his full sexy lips, blond hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute
He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud
An' I guess I was really gettin' in it
'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd!
An' I said, hey, pretty boy, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
You do my biddin' an' I'll be at your beck and call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have him, he's a one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! on the boy with the spacer's eyes
Looks like he's navigator size
With his full sexy lips, blond hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
So I heard this stupid song on the radio. And my warped mind started
changing the words.
The original is "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by Richard
Fagan&Robb Roy, recorded by John Michael Montgomery in 1995. Then, my
hyperactive imagination wrote a second version, thanks to a drawing
by ZP Florian of Luke for sale (It's at the Darth Side.) and doing
rewrites on the first part of "What Says the Wind?"
So, disclaimer now. The boys are George's, of course, even if they have
taken to hassling me on the drive to work. The idea of Carbonite!Han
as art comes from "Last one Standing: the tale of Boba Fett" from
_Tales of the Bounty Hunters_. The music belongs to the
people named above.
The words to #2 are closer to the original.
And in #1, Luke is using his parentage for sheer intimidation factor. Loved it?
hated it? Throwing rotten dlarma fruit at me? Let me know.
And anyone who wants it can have it.
Warnings: First part is subtexty, a la the movies. Second part is
slashy. Steer clear if you're in the "Han is irrevocably het" crowd.
Sold (Luke's version)
Oh I went out to Jabba's estate auction
And I saw something I just hadda have
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But the Force said "Go ahead and make a bid on that!"
And I said "Hey auctioneer won't you give me a sign?
What's it gonna take to make that mine, all mine?
It's my father's art and stolen from my hall.
I'm Vader's son and that item's mine.
Give it right back, it's a one of a kind.
It's goin' once, goin' twice and
sold to the Jedi in the second row
Eight thousand, nine thousand, ten I know.
He's in perfect hibernation and oh so cold
but I'm about to take him and we're gonna go."
Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute
He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud
An' I guess I was really gettin' in it
'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd
And I said "Hey auctioneer won't you give me a sign?
What's it gonna take to make that mine, all mine?
It's my father's art and stolen from my hall.
I'm Vader's son and that item mine.
Give it right back, it's a one of a kind.
It's goin once, goin't twice and
I'm sold on the man in the carbonite
who kept me warm one cold Hoth night
He's saved my life more times than I can count
Now it's my turn to bail him out."
So I found Han on the auction block
and we made our get away
I thawed him out and he laughs about
the way it went that day,
when I said "Hey auctioneer won't you give me a sign?
What's it gonna take to make that mine, all mine?
It's my father's art and stolen from my hall.
I'm Vader's son and that item mine.
Give it right back, it's a one of a kind.
It's goin' once, goin' twice and
sold to the Jedi in the second row
Eight thousand, nine thousand, ten I know.
He's in perfect hibernation and oh so cold
but I'm about to take him and we're gonna go.
Sold II (Han's version)
erm, mild slash warnings on this one, I think.
And AU as well
Oh I went out to Jabba's estate auction
And I saw something I just hadda have
My mind told me a I should proceed with caution
But my gut said "Go ahead and make a bid on that!"
An' I said, hey, pretty boy, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
You do my biddin' an' I'll be at your beck and call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have him, he's a one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! On the boy in the second row
Eight thousand, nine thousand, ten I know.
With his full sexy lips, blond hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute
He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud
An' I guess I was really gettin' in it
'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd!
An' I said, hey, pretty boy, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
You do my biddin' an' I'll be at your beck and call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have him, he's a one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! on the boy with the spacer's eyes
Looks like he's navigator size
With his full sexy lips, blond hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!