Author's Note: Hola, ladies and genltemen! I'm Heartache14 and this is my first fanfic. It's a Death Note/Code Geass/Vampire Knight crossover. It's been taking me awhile to write it but it's fun to write. If there are any grammar mistakes, sorry. Please enjoy the fic anyway!

Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass or any of its characters. If I did, Euphy probably wouldn't be in the story. I do not own Death Note or any of the characters. If I did Light so would have won. I do not own Vampire Knight or any of its characters. If I did Zero would a Metro Station fan. :-D

Chapter One

He inhaled deeply and licked his lips. Suzaku Kururugi literally made his mouth water. Just imaging drinking his blood as their naked bodies pressed together, made him feel so…

"Lelouch?" Suzaku asked, a concerned look on his face. "Are you alright?"

"God, you smell delicious."

Wait. Did he really just say that?

"Umm. Thanks, Lulu," Suzaku said uncertainly.

"Oh God, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean t-"

"No! It's okay! It's fine. I'll uh see you later, 'kay?"

Lelouch nodded weakly and watched him walk away. He groaned and ran his fingers through his hair. He couldn't believe he told Suzaku he smelled delicious (he really did, though). He was a vampire and Suzaku knew that but would it kill him to act a little normal?

Very suddenly, Kaname Kuran walked out from underneath a tree, previously unnoticed by both Lelouch and Suzaku. Upon approaching Suzaku, Kaname flashed him a sexy smile and said "Hey, Suzaku," in his most seductive voice.

Suzaku (being, well, Suzaku) was oblivious to Kaname's seducion. He simply smiled, said "Hey, Kaname," and went about his business.

Kaname turned his head slightly to the left and finally caught sight of Lelouch standing near the Sun Dormitory. He waved almost mockingly. "Hi, Lulu!"

It took all Lelouch had not to flip him off.

This did not go unnoticed by Kaname; he'd seen Lulu's scowl and trembling hand. Speaking of Kaname thought. He then proceeded to make a very crude gesture involving a very sexual thrust of his hips and a quick point at Suzaku's retreating backside. Kaname laughed to himself and walked away to catch up to Suzaku, feeling incredibly self-satisfied.

Lelouch glared at Kaname, as his body shook with barely represse rage. Kuran had nerve. He knew Suzaku was his; everyone did. Well, everyone who paid attention. How dare Kaname try to take his Suzaku.

Suddenly, his fangs felt very sharp in his mouth and his soul burned with bloodlust, burned for the death of Kaname Kuran. Lelouch tried to shake it off. He couldn't kill Kaname, at least not yet, with witnesses (like poor innocent Suzaku) around.

Of course, without Kuran around, his life would be a lot easier. No one competing with him for the power and popularity and fangirls. And, most importantly, no one competing against him for Suzaku. Though the fangirls didn't really matter, just Suzaku Kururugi.

Of course, people would ask questions if Kaname "disappeared". What happened to Ashford Academy's second most popular student? And if word got out that they'd both been vying for Suzaku's attention? Well, that would just make things worse. People would wonder if Lelouch paid him to leave town, at the very least.

So, no. Lelouch Lamperouge could not and would not kill Kaname Kuran.

Yet.

Nina watched the entire Kana/Suza/Lulu situation through her dorm room window. She wasn't sure who was the biggest idiot: Kanme, for being,well, Kaname; Lelouch, for falling for Suzaku; or Suzaku for not realizing that two of the hottest guys on campus wanted to jump his bones.

You see, Nina Einstein was a deadly combination of smart, evil, and bored as hell. She decided to have a little fun with Kaname Kuran, Lelouch Lamperouge, and Suzaku Kururugi.

A few doors down, in the Sun Dormitory, a spiky pink haired girl was just as bored if not more so. Kallen Stadfield was staring out the window, when a small black notebook appeared out of nowhere. She went outside to investigate, not because she was naturally curious but because she was bored.

Death Note

Kallen picked up the notebook, took it back to her room and read the instructions.

"Write a person's name in the notebook and they die," she snorted. How stupid, how emo, how-

Brilliant.

And suddenly, Kallen Stadfield decided that she would single-handedly rid the world of evil, starting with the most evil people of them all: The Britanian Royal Family.

She suddenly wasn't so bored anymore.

"So let me get this straight," Light Yagami said, his tone tinged with disbelief. "You want me to use my geass power to help you 'rid the world of evil'?"

"Yes," Kallen nodded. "With my death note and your geass, we'd be unstoppable!"

"Uh, Kallen how do you know this thing even works?"

"Well, I , um, tested it."

Light widened his eyes, "On who?"

"On Arthur."

"The cat!" he shouted. "How do you know he didn't die of natural causes?"

Kallen shifted uncomfortably. He had a point. The cat had been pretty fat. Light had been feeding him extra junk food just to pass the time.

Kallen sighed and shook her head, "Will you help me take over the world or not?"

"Take over the world? I thought you were trying to rid it of evil!"

"Take it over, rid it of evil. It's all the same thing. Now will you help me or not?!"

Light shook his head incredulously. "Fine. I guess we'll help you."

"Great. I've got so many- . Wait. What do you mean 'we'?"

"You didn't think we were taking over the world alone, did you?"

By the time they reach the top of the stairs, Kallen was ready to keel over and die. Or commit suicide. Whichever was fastest.

"Explain to me why we're hear again," Kallen panted.

"Zero is the toughest vampire there is. We need him on our side."

"Did you say vampire?!"

Light looked confused, "Yeah. Didn't you know the Night Class was made entirely of vampires? It makes sense when you think about it. They never eat or drink anything; they don't go out in the sun; the school limits almost all activity between the Day Class and the Night Class."

"Then what are we doing in the Moon Dorm, if it's filled with vampires eager to prey on our innocent flesh?!"

Light couldn't help but roll his eyes. "They're ready to prey on our blood. Kallen, not our flesh. And it's like I said: We need to talk to Zero."

Zero Kiryuu almost fell out of his chair. "What makes you think I'd be able to help you take over the world?"

"We know what you are," Light said, his eyes narrowed threateningly.

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah."

"Then say it," Zero challenged, "out loud. Say it!"

"Vampire."

"Um, are you guys having some kind of Twilight moment here?" Kallen asked.

"Sorry,"Light replied," I couldn't help myself."

"Yeah, me neither."

"So will you help us?" Kallen asked hopefully.

"Maybe. Just out of curiosity, though, how do you know the Death Note even works?" Zero seemed skeptical.

Light smirked, "Kallen tested it."

"On who?!" Zero was shocked. He hadn't heard anything about a death.

"On Authur," Kallen whispered meekly.

"Lamperouge's cat that's always triapsing down the hall like he owns the fucking place? No wonder I haven't tripped over his fat ass today! Alright, I'll help you."

"Really?" Kallen said.

"Yeah. You did me a favor by killing that damn cat. Quick question though: Are we taking over the world or ridding it of evil?"

Kallen and Light exchanged a look and smiled quite evilly. They spoke simultaneously.

"Taking over the world."

Me: Haha! *basks in awesomeness*

Suzaku: Wow. She's really proud of her first chapter.

Lelouch: Yeah. It's kinda annoying.

Suzaku: Do you think people are gonna leave comments?

Lelouch: They better. Or else…