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Mr. Congeniality By: Mal
||Location: A Gundam Base||
Heero: WE'VE GOTTA STOP OZ!?
Duo: Question?
Heero: Not now Duo . How are we gonna get a spy in?!
Quatre: A SPY!?
Wufei: Yuy! How the hell are we gonna get in!?
Duo: QUESTION?
Heero and Wufei: Not now Duo .
Quatre: What do you think Trowa?
Trowa: .
Heero: Great Idea Trowa! Only one of us will go!?
Wufei: Where?
Quatre: & WHO?
Duo: CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM!?
All: NO!
Heero: *looks at TV* Wait a minute . Oz's main Target has been L1 right .
Quatre & Wufei: Yeah .
Duo: CAN MY TRAIN LEAVE FOR THE URINATION STATION!?
All: NO!
Heero: Well they're having the Mrs. Colony Pageant in L1 which would be a perfect opportunity for OZ to interfere and take over the colony .
Quatre & Wufei: uh huh
Heero: don't you agree Trowa?
Trowa: .
Heero: Who will go you ask? I know the perfect person to be in the Pageant
Duo: CAN I GO ALREADY!?
Heero: Sure . If you go to the pageant .
Duo: HEERO! IM DYING OVER HERE!
Heero: Will you?
Duo: FINE! CANT A GUY TAKE A PISS WITH OUT GETTING BRIBED!?
Wufei: Maxwell as of now you are no longer a guy .
Heero: your new identity is Duet Maxwell
Quatre: Ms. L2
Duo: Does this mean I have to use the women's bathroom?
||Location: Ms. Colony Pageant Head Quarters L1||
Pageant Director: Hi I'm Mrs. Une the Pageant Director. You must be Mr. Yuy?
Heero: Yes. Just call me Heero
Duo:*to Quatre* doesn't she look familiar?
Quatre: *To Duo* you're right she does
Mrs. Une: Not what can I do for you gentleman?
Heero: Let's just keep this between us ok?
Mrs. Une: Alright
Heero: The organization OZ is probably going to interfere with the pageant
Mrs. Une: That would be terrible!
Heero: And we're the Gundam pilots and we were wondering if you would enter one of our spies into the pageant to protect the girls
Mrs. Une: I don't know
Heero: Well we'd also need to have our spy in the top 5
Mrs. Une in the top 5!?
Quatre: Maim we don't want to see any of the girls get hurt
Wufei: Yeah we do .
Heero: * kicks him*
Wufei: Owe. I mean yeah we do know how much this beauty pageant means to you
Mrs. Une: THIS IS NOT A BEAUTY PAGEANT! IT'S A SCHOALER SHIP PROGRAM!
Wufei: Alright onna! It's a schoaler ship program
Mrs. Une: Well of the contestants have been chosen from each colony
Trowa: .
Heero: Actually Trowa just said Ms. L2 got ran over by an 18 wheeler
Mrs. Une: He didn't say anything
All: Yeah he did
Mrs. Une: So who is your spy that you had in mind?
Duo: *raises hand*
Mrs. Une: What?! Him!?
Heero: Yeah is there a problem with that?
Mrs. Une: Yes! It's the MS. COLONY pageant!
Heero: Fine we'll let OZ blow it sky high
Mrs. Une: Fine as long as he doesn't come in looking like Marilyn Manson
||Location: Winner Mansion L4||
Heero: Alright Quatre what exactly is your plan?
Duo: Question
Quatre: Not now Duo. My old Charm and edict teacher is going to help Duo become the perfect young lady.
Wufei: This otta be good .
Duo: Question!?
Wufei: Not now Duo
Heero: When will he be here?
Duo: Can we eat already?
All: Not now Duo!
Quatre: Any minute now.
*someone walks in*
Quatre: Alright guys meet my friend Mr. Cain
Wufei: You wouldn't happen to be Michael Cain would you?
Mr. Cain: *has British accent* No my names Mark why do you ask?
Wufei: No reason
Mr. Cain: So where's the young lady who will be my pupil?
Duo:*with finger up his nose raises his other hand*
Mr. Cain: My god .
Quatre: Your pupil isn't exactly a young lady
Mr. Cain: I noticed
Quatre: This is Duo Maxwell
Duo:* sticks hand he stuck up his nose to shake hands*
Mr. Cain: A hand shake isn't necessary and how exactly do you expect uh . it to get in to win the pageant?
Wufei: That's where you come in
Duo: When are we gonna eat?
||At a dinner table||
Duo: I want some steak
Mr. Cain: Then ask for it
Duo: Oh do I have to
Mr. Cain: You're the one who wanted to eat
Duo:*thinking; What would Heero say?* Pass the damn steak or die
Mr. Cain: Now that's the perfect example of a way to get shot
To be continued
Mr. Congeniality By: Mal
||Location: A Gundam Base||
Heero: WE'VE GOTTA STOP OZ!?
Duo: Question?
Heero: Not now Duo . How are we gonna get a spy in?!
Quatre: A SPY!?
Wufei: Yuy! How the hell are we gonna get in!?
Duo: QUESTION?
Heero and Wufei: Not now Duo .
Quatre: What do you think Trowa?
Trowa: .
Heero: Great Idea Trowa! Only one of us will go!?
Wufei: Where?
Quatre: & WHO?
Duo: CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM!?
All: NO!
Heero: *looks at TV* Wait a minute . Oz's main Target has been L1 right .
Quatre & Wufei: Yeah .
Duo: CAN MY TRAIN LEAVE FOR THE URINATION STATION!?
All: NO!
Heero: Well they're having the Mrs. Colony Pageant in L1 which would be a perfect opportunity for OZ to interfere and take over the colony .
Quatre & Wufei: uh huh
Heero: don't you agree Trowa?
Trowa: .
Heero: Who will go you ask? I know the perfect person to be in the Pageant
Duo: CAN I GO ALREADY!?
Heero: Sure . If you go to the pageant .
Duo: HEERO! IM DYING OVER HERE!
Heero: Will you?
Duo: FINE! CANT A GUY TAKE A PISS WITH OUT GETTING BRIBED!?
Wufei: Maxwell as of now you are no longer a guy .
Heero: your new identity is Duet Maxwell
Quatre: Ms. L2
Duo: Does this mean I have to use the women's bathroom?
||Location: Ms. Colony Pageant Head Quarters L1||
Pageant Director: Hi I'm Mrs. Une the Pageant Director. You must be Mr. Yuy?
Heero: Yes. Just call me Heero
Duo:*to Quatre* doesn't she look familiar?
Quatre: *To Duo* you're right she does
Mrs. Une: Not what can I do for you gentleman?
Heero: Let's just keep this between us ok?
Mrs. Une: Alright
Heero: The organization OZ is probably going to interfere with the pageant
Mrs. Une: That would be terrible!
Heero: And we're the Gundam pilots and we were wondering if you would enter one of our spies into the pageant to protect the girls
Mrs. Une: I don't know
Heero: Well we'd also need to have our spy in the top 5
Mrs. Une in the top 5!?
Quatre: Maim we don't want to see any of the girls get hurt
Wufei: Yeah we do .
Heero: * kicks him*
Wufei: Owe. I mean yeah we do know how much this beauty pageant means to you
Mrs. Une: THIS IS NOT A BEAUTY PAGEANT! IT'S A SCHOALER SHIP PROGRAM!
Wufei: Alright onna! It's a schoaler ship program
Mrs. Une: Well of the contestants have been chosen from each colony
Trowa: .
Heero: Actually Trowa just said Ms. L2 got ran over by an 18 wheeler
Mrs. Une: He didn't say anything
All: Yeah he did
Mrs. Une: So who is your spy that you had in mind?
Duo: *raises hand*
Mrs. Une: What?! Him!?
Heero: Yeah is there a problem with that?
Mrs. Une: Yes! It's the MS. COLONY pageant!
Heero: Fine we'll let OZ blow it sky high
Mrs. Une: Fine as long as he doesn't come in looking like Marilyn Manson
||Location: Winner Mansion L4||
Heero: Alright Quatre what exactly is your plan?
Duo: Question
Quatre: Not now Duo. My old Charm and edict teacher is going to help Duo become the perfect young lady.
Wufei: This otta be good .
Duo: Question!?
Wufei: Not now Duo
Heero: When will he be here?
Duo: Can we eat already?
All: Not now Duo!
Quatre: Any minute now.
*someone walks in*
Quatre: Alright guys meet my friend Mr. Cain
Wufei: You wouldn't happen to be Michael Cain would you?
Mr. Cain: *has British accent* No my names Mark why do you ask?
Wufei: No reason
Mr. Cain: So where's the young lady who will be my pupil?
Duo:*with finger up his nose raises his other hand*
Mr. Cain: My god .
Quatre: Your pupil isn't exactly a young lady
Mr. Cain: I noticed
Quatre: This is Duo Maxwell
Duo:* sticks hand he stuck up his nose to shake hands*
Mr. Cain: A hand shake isn't necessary and how exactly do you expect uh . it to get in to win the pageant?
Wufei: That's where you come in
Duo: When are we gonna eat?
||At a dinner table||
Duo: I want some steak
Mr. Cain: Then ask for it
Duo: Oh do I have to
Mr. Cain: You're the one who wanted to eat
Duo:*thinking; What would Heero say?* Pass the damn steak or die
Mr. Cain: Now that's the perfect example of a way to get shot
To be continued