So like this has been floating around in my brain for about 2 weeks now. And seeing as most of the songs are on my phone, it's been hard to avoid it. So here you go.
Disclaimer: Begecko-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any of the songs used throughout the story.
Now it's a musical! Chapter 1: Lez be Friends
Once upon a time... Wait no, to fairy tale-ish. Hmm, I got it... Long, long ago. In a galaxy far. far away... It sounds familiar, but not right. How about I just say, there were once 4 girls, and their names were Rica Bakura, Marie Blishtal, Kate Wheeler and Yula Moto. There were also 4 boys, they're Bakura Touzoku, Marik Ishtar, Seto Kaiba and Yami Sennen. This story is how love was forged then destroyed, but it's better with song. We first join our men on the hunt for ladies.
"Hey girl, wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?" Marik asked, said girl whirled around and slapped him across the face, then walked away. He rolled his eyes then joined his friends. "Is it just me or are all of these girls turning us down?"
"Me too." Bakura answered holding his drink to his stinging face.
"Why don't we try the next club?" Yami suggested. They agreed and left the club in search of a new one, with new girls.
Arriving at the club they surveyed the area. It was quite dark, with strobe lights zooming here and there. There was a bar in the far right corner, and a DJ station on the other side, a couple of toilets on the back wall and a huge dance floor covered the rest.
Yami: You better have a shower before you come out tonight girls, because you're gonna get dirtyyy
Marik: Yeah! It's your boy, Marik! Le-le-le-let's walk!
If a girl wont come round
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: Or turns me down
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: If she don't like me
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: I'll let her down lightly
You must be a lesbian
I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
Its like a sweet sixteen
Bakura: but the girls are eighteen
Marik: And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine
I'm gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Bakura: (holds up toy submarine) Submarines are fun he he he he heee
Marik: I-I-I I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
It's going [woop woop]
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the [woop woop]
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait I bet she likes kissing girls?
I still hear the [woop woop]
Maybe if I let her she would [woop] me with a [woop woop]
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight, no hang on, I bet you like boobies right?
If a girl wont come round
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: Or turns me down
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: If she don't like me
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: I'll let her down lightly
Yami: Oh you must be a lesbian
Marik: If a girl wont kiss
Bakura and Yami: She's taking the piss
Marik: Or get down with this
Bakura and Yami: I can't believe this
Marik: If she doesn't fancy me
Bakura: well!
All: She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian
Yami: Take two, its my rapping début
Marik: I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue,
I'm like a fire truck
Yami: What, Full of muscley guys?
Marik: I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my _ size
Yami: Ohhh
And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you wanna jump on my
stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face
with mace
Its going [tss tss]
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the [tss tss]
I can't work out why the girl is screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait unless she likes kissing girls?
I still feel the [tss tss]
Maybe she could [tss] me up my [tss tss] with a [tss tss]
I cant work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?
If a girl wont come round
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: Or turns me down
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: If she don't like me
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: I'll let her down lightly
All: She must be a lesbian!
Marik: If a girl wont kiss
Bakura and Yami: She's taking the piss
Marik: Or get down with this
Bakura and Yami: I can't believe this
If she don't give me the eye,
Bakura: well!
Marik: She must drive on the other side
All: She's a lesbian
Marik: That girl she must be a lesbian
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Yami: She's a lesbian
They spot a girl surrounded by friends giving her gifts, Yami and Bakura smile and join them.
Bakura: I-I-It's your birthday! You go girl! What's your name?
Yami: I like your, shoes!
We are two boys
Bakura: and we're looking for two girls
Yami: They are two girls
Bakura: lets talk to the girls! How are you? What's your name?
Yami: I try to talk but I just came, In my pants, I am sad
Both: Chatting up girls is really rad.
Marik pulls them away.
Marik: She wont come round
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: And turns me down
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: If she don't like me
Bakura and Yami: She must be a lesbian
Marik: I'll let her down lightly
Bakura: Uhh, are you a lesbian!
Yami: If a girl can act,
Marik: She must be a Thespian! Is that right?
Bakura: Yeah!
Marik:She must be a Thespian!
If she doesn't fancy me
Bakura: well!
She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian.
"Your right, they must all be lesbians because they don't want to get off with you." Seto stated sarcastically.
"Of course, it's the obvious solution." Marik added, ignoring the sarcasm. He then looked behind Seto and his mouth dropped open.
"What is it?" Bakura asked following his eyes, then having a similar reaction. The others followed and were met with the sight of 4 young women.
There was a small, pale girl with spiky, but tame, white hair and chocolate brown eyes, who looked very similar to Bakura. A tanned, taller girl with platinum blonde hair reaching her neck, with dark purple eyes, looking like Marik. Then an even smaller girl, looking no older than 14, with wild black hair with purple tips in a star shape, and blonde bangs. With light purple eyes, looking a lot like Yami. And finally the tallest of the 4, a lightly tanned scruffy haired blonde with orangey brown eyes, a bit like honey, who didn't look like Seto.
Seto huffed and turned back round.
"What not like what you see?" Yami asked hearing him.
"Of course not, that's Wheeler and friends."
"So that's the famous Kate Wheeler, your right she does a bit like a dog. So who are the others?"
"The shrimp's Yula Moto, tanned one's Marie Blishtal and the other one's Rica Bakura, I think she's Akefia's sister."
"You can see the resemblance, well apart from the obvious fact that she's white as a sheet and Akefia's really tanned."
"You forget he lived in Egypt."
"That he did." The girls got up, ready to leave.
"Where are they going?" Marik asked, sounding saddened.
"How are we supposed to know? Bloody idiot." Bakura stated as Marik realised what he said. The girls had left. The boys, except Seto, were sad that they didn't even get to talk to them.
Well that's the first chapter guys! I would love to know what you think. The song's called Lez be Friends by The Midnight Beast in-case you wanted to know. The song is awesome and I have been listening to it none stop all day. Anyway read and review, because I really want to know what you think.
EDIT 31/7/13: I found that most of the "singing" wasn't in italics like the rest of the story, so I fixed it.
Next Chapter: Find my Cassanova