A/N: HELLO EVERYONE! This is my first story on this site. I wanted it to be a Red Eye story but it ended up being a Quest for Camelot humor story. Okay…be warned…this story contains extreme stupidity. You have been warned.
"Listen here Kayley! I wasn't born onto this planet to be yelled at by you!"
"Ahem…Garrett…I'm right here…that's a tree." Garrett blushed and walked away.
"Wow… he needs glasses."
"WOHA! Who the funky colored clown shoes are you!"
"I'm a rainbow colored kitten! I make wishes come true!"
"Oh! Then can I have a pony?"
"Tough luck kid."
"Damn you rainbow colored kitten from Hell! I want a pony damn it!"
"KAAAYLEEEY! Please don't leave the toilet seat up!"
Garrett yelled from the house.
"Sorry! I'll keep that in mind!"
"But I thought women sat down and tinkled." The kitten said.
"They do."
"Then that means…"
"Yup. You're one smart rainbow colored kitten that's going to get me a pony."
"Yes I am…wait…curse you…" the kitten snapped his non-existent fingers and out of the sky came a pretty…pretty ugly horse with a "I heart Mom" tattoo on it's butt. "OMFG! A MY ABUSIVE PONY HORSE! HOW DID U LYK NO?11!one" Kayley shouted as she hugged the horses tattooed butt.
"I'm a rainbow colored kitten…what did you expect?"
"KAAYLEE—OMFG! A MY ABUSIVE PONY HORSE! LYK OMG!11one!" Garrett shouted. "LYK W3 N33D 2 G3T La1D!11one!" He shouted.
"LYK Y3aH!111one!"
"As a rainbow colored kitten I advise you to "LYK N0T G3T La1D"cause you'll get a1D$."
"Cool…a1D$...aren't those mints?" Garrett asked.
"I dun know…but I heard that all the cool kids have them so I MUST have them! I need to find these a1D$ and acquire some…"
"KAAAYLEEEY!"
"WHAAAT?"
"…hi."
"GARRRRRRETTTTTT!"
"WHAAAT?"
"I love you."
"But you're a guy…"
"The fans don't need to know…" Kayley glomped and snogged Garrett and Garrett giggled like the little girl he was deep down inside. And what about the kitten you ask? He never existed. He was a figment of your imagination just like this story…yeah.
THE END