R-D: Hello fans, I'm R-D and I will be your hoist.
Solar Wolf: Yes and now lets not forget me.
R-D: Of course not. This Solar Wolf, but I normally call he Solar, Wolfy, or SW.
SW: And I've told you a million times not to call me any of that.
R-D: You've never mind Solar.
SW: I do now.
R-D: Well I like them.
SW: Would you like me to tell them your real name?
R-D: Not in less you would like a punch in the gut.
R-D was holding up her fist.
Solar flinched.
SW: No…Hey were doing a talk show lets not get carried away.
R-D: Huh, oh, yes of course. So lets bring out are guest. Who are they SW?
SW: Don't call me that. Its Neji, Hinata, and Hanabi Hyuga, Naruto Uzamaki, and one of the members from Akatsuki…Um who was it again?
R-D: Oh Wolfy your always forgetting things.
Solar gave R-D an evil glare.
R-D: The member is…Well you guess SW.
SW: I'm not going to name each member.
R-D: He's got a ponytail.
SW: Deidara!
R-D: Do you think I'd let a girl that's a freak in my house?
SW: I thought this was your talk show.
R-D: He's not…
SW: Sasori!
R-D: That hunch back freak? No…He's an Uchiha.
SW: That's it Sauske!
R-D: He's not an Akatsuki, you Baka.
SW: Oh just tell me who it is. I mean its not like there's anyone left.
R-D hopelessly shakes her head.
R-D: Weasel.
SW: Oh Itachi. He's such a good person.
R-D: Good? He killed his clan.
SW: Oh yeah. Well I think we should call them out now.
R-D nodded.
R-D: You can come out now.
No one came
SW: Well that's weird.
Neji came flying into the room.
Hinata: Neji-Chan
Hinata said running in with Hanabi at her heals.
R-D: Hey what happened?
R-D and Solar were running up to the Hyugas.
Neji was getting to his feet.
Hanabi: Well we were waiting for you to come in and Itachi Uchiha came in.
Hinata: Neji and him started fighting.
Neji: Then that bastard flew me into the door.
SW: Why were you fighting with him?
Neji: Do you know who he is?
R-D: Yes, but Neji this is a talk show hoist. Anyone can be here.
Neji: Why him?
SW: Yeah what about Kisame?
R-D: Couldn't make it. Had swim meat.
Everyone: Oh.
R-D: So where is Itachi?
Itachi came in.
R-D walked up to him.
R-D: Thanks for coming.
R-D held out her hand.
Itachi: Yeah sure what ever. Lets get this over with.
Itachi went to go sit on a chair.
R-D: Okay. Well its honor to have the Hyuga family here.
SW: Yeah!
Solar held out her hand to them. Each one shook it, and then took a seat.
Solar and R-D took their seats on the couch.
Silence.
SW: So have any of you guys been in any relation ships recently?
R-D: Wait a minute talking about relation ships, Hinata where's Naruto?
Hinata turned red.
Neji and Hanabi looked at her.
Itachi: Naruto? Why dose that name sound familiar?
SW: Naruto Uzamaki the one who has the nine tailed fox in him.
R-D hit Solar over the head.
SW: Hey!
R-D: Were not suppose to talk about it Baka.
R-D made sure only she could here it.
R-D: Please don't listen to her. She's a dumb as a…
SW: Fox.
R-D gave Solar an evil look.
Naruto: Hey what happen to the door?
R-D: Naruto you made it.
Naruto: Sorry for being late. Slept in. Stayed up late training. Hi Hinata.
Hinata went redder if that was possible.
Naruto: Oh hello Hanabi and Neji. Hey it's Itachi. Wait why is he here?
SW: Because R-D says he's hot.
R-D: Yep…Hey wait a minute I did not I said some people think he's hot.
SW: Yeah like you.
Solar had a dreamy face.
R-D: Or do you.
SW: No I hate him.
R-D: That's what I said. Well I don't hate him exactly.
SW: Oh, but I don't like him.
R-D: Of course not. So back to question one, you guys in any good relation ships?
Naruto: Like what?
SW: Like love.
R-D: Not really. Like boyfriend and girlfriend.
Hinata was still red.
They rest of them shook there heads.
R-D: No. Shame. So…
SW: What about you Naruto and Hi…
R-D: Stop it Wolfy. So Naruto kicked any good butts lately?
Naruto: Oh yeah I rocked on my last mission.
R-D: Yep. You always do well. So how is the Hyuga training going.
Neji: Not bad.
Hanabi: Yeah father dose special training with Neji and me.
Hinata: I train with my squad. They've really helped me.
R-D: Oh that's great.
SW: Why don't you train with your father?
R-D: That's rude Solar. Their nuns of are business.
Hinata: Its okay. I would rather train with my friends.
R-D: Okay. So Itachi what's the plains in Akatsuki lair?
Itachi didn't say anything. He just gave an evil stare.
SW: Are you going to answer any of are questions?
Again, there was nothing from Itachi.
R-D: Well I didn't want to do this but…
R-D stood up and walked over to a door.
SW: I'd listen to her if I were you.
Naruto: Ooo what's behind the door?
R-D: Behind this door are about 200 fan girls for you Itachi.
Itachi showed no sign of emotion.
SW: Trust me there crazy about you.
Still nothing.
R-D opens the door and pulled out one fan girl.
*Scream*
R-D: This here is Angelina. She is one of the craziest fans.
R-D was holding Angelina back.
Angelina: Oh my, oh my god it Itachi. *Scream*
Everyone closed his or her own ears.
R-D: This is just one out of 200 and I'm not afraid to send them out.
Itachi still didn't move or speak.
Hanabi: How did you get them?
SW: We have our sources.
R-D: Well let's see how you do agenst one.
R-D let her go.
Angelina ran up to Itachi.
Angelina: Itachi! *Scream*
This one was a lot louder. Itachi had closed his ears and looked at Angelina.
Angelina: Itachi I'm Angelina and I'm your biggest fan…and I love you! *Scream*
Angelina hugged Itachi.
Naruto and Solar started laughing.
Itachi looked like he didn't like this at all.
R-D: So you ready to start answering questions.
Itachi didn't say anything.
R-D let one more out.
The girl ran to Itachi.
Fan girl: It's…its Itachi! *Scream*
The fan girl jumped on Itachi.
The Hyugas were smiling.
R-D would be smiling, but she was to worry about getting the job done.
R-D: So you ready?
Itachi looked very upset, but didn't answer.
R-D: Okay time to let them all out.
Serina: You can't. Mommy said no.
R-D: Uh, but he deserves it.
Serina: Mommy said no. No, no means no and if you do I'll tell mommy.
SW: Oh…Come…On…Serina it will be…Hilarious.
Solar was talking between laughs.
Serina: But mommy said…
R-D: No, I know.
Hinata: Isn't this kind of mean.
Neji: Hinata look at what he's done. He disserves this.
R-D: He disserves more then this.
Serina: You can't.
Naruto: Hey when did you get here and who are you?
Naruto had finally stopped laughing.
The fan girls were now kissing Itachi, not on the lips though.
R-D: This is my younger sister Serina. She's eight.
Naruto: No way. Your getting scolded by an eight your old.
Naruto and Solar bursted into laughter.
Hanabi: How old are you anyways.
R-D: 15
Neji: Older then us huh?
R-D: Yeah. Angelina, Taylor! Get off him!
Taylor: But it's Itachi!
R-D: I know, but that's enough.
The fan girls pouted and left.
Naruto: Hey where'd your sister go?
R-D: Who cares. She ruined are fun.
SW: Yeah that would have been sweet to let them out.
Itachi: No it wouldn't.
Itachi looked out of breath.
R-D: So the silent Weasel speaks.
Itachi: If you ever do that to me again I'll kill you.
R-D: Oh really. I was thinking you weren't coming here again.
Itachi: Yeah…Good point. I'm leaving.
Itachi got up and left.
SW: Aw that stinks.
R-D: What that he left.
SW: No that were out of time.
R-D: Oh really? Yeah that dose stink. Shame we didn't get to much interviewing. Sorry guys.
Naruto: Sorry that was halarius.
SW: Sure was.
Hinata: Yeah it wasn't that bad.
Neji: Yeah pretty funny.
Hanabi: Don't invite us three together again.
R-D: Okay.
The Hyugas got up and left.
R-D: Well its time for you to leave. I'm R-D and this is Wolfy.
SW: Solar Wolf.
R-D and SW: See ya next time.