I know that Christmas was yesterday, but I still want to write a Zelda Christmas Fic. Okay, here goes.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Zelda. I don't own Christmas. I don't own anything.
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(It's Christmas morning, and a reporter stands in front of Hyrule Castle. He grins to a camera and snow falls all around.)
REPORTER: Here we are folks, just outside the Hyrule Castle. Christmas is supposedly being celebrated inside. Let's check it out.
(The reporter steps in front of a large, glass window. The camera follows, going to an angle that the audience can see inside from.)
REPORTER: Here we can plainy see the Princess and King, along with some friends and guests, around the Christmas tree. They are apparently opening gifts, and they are still wearing their pajamas.
(As we watch, we see Princess Zelda upwrap a large, blue quilt from her mother. Zelda then hands a gift to Link. He blushes a little as he hands one to Zelda. They both open their gifts; Link gets a new shield, and Zelda a Goron Bracelet. They thank each other, but we can't hear them through the glass window.)
REPORTER: Aw, how sweet. As you can see, the Christmas spirit is alive in the castle. I can bet that they are going to have a large Christmas feast in only hours.
(Princess Zelda looks up and points at the reporter. The King also looks up at him, then whispers something to the head guard, who was unwrapping a large teddy bear. The guard gets up and leaves.)
REPORTER: Let's watch some more as they finish unwrapping their presents.
HEAD GUARD: Hey, what are you doing on the castle grounds?
(The head guard and a small group of his troops stand a little way down the grounds. They are looking at the reporter and the cameraman with murderous looks.)
REPORTER: Oh, we're just doing a television special on Christmas in Hyrule.
HEAD GUARD: (Scratches his head) Television? That's not something I'm familiar with. Either way, you're an intruder. I have to escort you off the grounds.
(The reporter and camera man run away, with the guards chasing them closely. Once they are in the Hyrule Castle Town, they stop.)
REPORTER: Well, here we are in the town. As you can see, the fountain in the center of the town has been replaced with a large Christmas Tree. I think the locals are going to sing, judging by the way they are circled around the tree.
(It looks like "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" with all the townspeople around the tree, holding hands. However, they don't sing. A tall, bearded man walked in front of the crowd with a microphone.)
MAN: It's time to hand out presents!
TOWNSPEOPLE: Yay! Presents! Presents! (They chant that over and over)
REPORTER: Well, I guess they aren't going to sing after all. Let's watch their Christmas gift handing out ritual.
MAN: (Picks up a gift and holds it above his head) Who wants this one?
RANDOM WOMAN: I do! I do! Give it here!
MAN: (Throws the gift and nails Random Woman. He then picks up another.) How about this one?
REPORTER: I want it!
MAN: Okay. (He nails Reporter's head with it, knocking him out cold. The cameraman recieves the next one, and then drags the Reporter out of the town.)
(Once the reporter wakes up, he stands up, brushes himself off, and grins to the camera once more.)
REPORTER: Okay, I think we've had enough of Hylian Christmases. Tune in about an hour from now when we discover the secret behind the Zora's Christmas. See ya then!
(The camera fades and we hear the Reporter flagging down a taxi horse to Zora's Domain.)
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Okay, there's part one. I'll write a part for the Zora's Christmas later, followed by Christmases for the Kokiri, Gorons and Gerudos.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Zelda. I don't own Christmas. I don't own anything.
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(It's Christmas morning, and a reporter stands in front of Hyrule Castle. He grins to a camera and snow falls all around.)
REPORTER: Here we are folks, just outside the Hyrule Castle. Christmas is supposedly being celebrated inside. Let's check it out.
(The reporter steps in front of a large, glass window. The camera follows, going to an angle that the audience can see inside from.)
REPORTER: Here we can plainy see the Princess and King, along with some friends and guests, around the Christmas tree. They are apparently opening gifts, and they are still wearing their pajamas.
(As we watch, we see Princess Zelda upwrap a large, blue quilt from her mother. Zelda then hands a gift to Link. He blushes a little as he hands one to Zelda. They both open their gifts; Link gets a new shield, and Zelda a Goron Bracelet. They thank each other, but we can't hear them through the glass window.)
REPORTER: Aw, how sweet. As you can see, the Christmas spirit is alive in the castle. I can bet that they are going to have a large Christmas feast in only hours.
(Princess Zelda looks up and points at the reporter. The King also looks up at him, then whispers something to the head guard, who was unwrapping a large teddy bear. The guard gets up and leaves.)
REPORTER: Let's watch some more as they finish unwrapping their presents.
HEAD GUARD: Hey, what are you doing on the castle grounds?
(The head guard and a small group of his troops stand a little way down the grounds. They are looking at the reporter and the cameraman with murderous looks.)
REPORTER: Oh, we're just doing a television special on Christmas in Hyrule.
HEAD GUARD: (Scratches his head) Television? That's not something I'm familiar with. Either way, you're an intruder. I have to escort you off the grounds.
(The reporter and camera man run away, with the guards chasing them closely. Once they are in the Hyrule Castle Town, they stop.)
REPORTER: Well, here we are in the town. As you can see, the fountain in the center of the town has been replaced with a large Christmas Tree. I think the locals are going to sing, judging by the way they are circled around the tree.
(It looks like "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" with all the townspeople around the tree, holding hands. However, they don't sing. A tall, bearded man walked in front of the crowd with a microphone.)
MAN: It's time to hand out presents!
TOWNSPEOPLE: Yay! Presents! Presents! (They chant that over and over)
REPORTER: Well, I guess they aren't going to sing after all. Let's watch their Christmas gift handing out ritual.
MAN: (Picks up a gift and holds it above his head) Who wants this one?
RANDOM WOMAN: I do! I do! Give it here!
MAN: (Throws the gift and nails Random Woman. He then picks up another.) How about this one?
REPORTER: I want it!
MAN: Okay. (He nails Reporter's head with it, knocking him out cold. The cameraman recieves the next one, and then drags the Reporter out of the town.)
(Once the reporter wakes up, he stands up, brushes himself off, and grins to the camera once more.)
REPORTER: Okay, I think we've had enough of Hylian Christmases. Tune in about an hour from now when we discover the secret behind the Zora's Christmas. See ya then!
(The camera fades and we hear the Reporter flagging down a taxi horse to Zora's Domain.)
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Okay, there's part one. I'll write a part for the Zora's Christmas later, followed by Christmases for the Kokiri, Gorons and Gerudos.