Crack Short Story...or..not even a story. More like crap.

Lee was laying facedown in the grass. This battle wasn't going so well. He was supposed to be helping with the mission; not getting his ass kicked within an hour of getting his body put back together. He groaned as he took a moment to catch his breath; hearing a slight rustling...which was quickly ignored by him and his opponent as he rose to his feet. The leaf charged at the white haired man; only to get yanked backwards by an unknown object.

As his rear hit the ground he inspected his ankle; noting that sand was looped around it...

Wait a minute...

Sand?!

He glanced up slowly as he noticed the ominous figure by his side...his first reaction was fear. It was the redhead that had nearly cripple him. Gaara had destroyed his body, and it had taken awhile for him to heal enough for this journey.

"What business do you have here?"

The chilling voice drifted over to them, and Lee returned his attention to the thug.

"I'm here to claim my friend."

Brown eyes snapped to Gaara in shock as a blush slid over his tanned and scratched face.

"Claim him?"

Lee's gaze snapped back and forth as he listened to one mans statement and then the other.

"Yes, claim him. He's mine and you can't touch him."

"Oh really? What if I've already claimed him?"

Gaara's icy gaze drifted to his fallen obsession.

"Has he claimed you, Lee-kun?"

Lee shook his head dazedly as he watched Gaara turn a smug grin to their opponent.

"See? He's mine then."

"W-wait..."

Gaara ignored the protest; picking Lee up bridal style before turning away.

"Hey! We were in the middle of a battle!"

The redhead turned a glare to the oh-so-annoying man.

"The battle is over. Naruto is on Sasuke's tail, and I have what I came for."

Lee opened his mouth to object; but his lips were quickly covered.

His eyelashes fluttered in shock before he wrapped his arms around Gaara's neck; tilting his head to deepen the kiss.

How long they remained like that...the leaf had no idea. Time seemed to slow down while he was in Gaara's arms...but he broke away when he heard a disgusted groan.,

"I think I've been scarred for life. I need a drink." Both Lee and Gaara watched Kimimaro walk away with a repulsed expression.

But Gaara returned his attention to Lee quickly.

"Where were we?"