DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN YUUGIOH


Yuki No Koinu (Puppy of Snow)

Jounouchi Katsuya walked to his next class. The day had been okay, his only one detention today. He walked into his English class on time, early actually. When he walked into class the teacher wasn't even there.

"Alright, for once I'm on time!" Jounouchi cheered, taking no notice of the bored blue eyes staring at him.

"…Hmmm, where's Tanokoa-sensei?" Joey wondered aloud, sitting in his new seat in front of the teacher's desk. The teacher said if she caught him asleep again she'd move him there. Jou never actually thought she'd go through with the threat.

"Tanokoa-sensei is sick. Can't the makeinu read?" Joey turned around and glared at Kaiba, who had a smug look on his face.

"Shaddup. And I ain't no damn dog!" Jounouchi fumed, balling his fists. Kaiba sat and looked at him amused.

"Bite me." Kaiba said bored. A very out of character thing for him to do, but he wasn't truly looking to pick a fight. He wasn't really awake and he didn't get to have his coffee.

"Yer sick Kaiba." Jounouchi said, holding back laughter at the look on the young CEO's face.

"…Get your mind out of the gutter Mutt." Kaiba said, his eye twitching. What's his mind doing in there anyways? Rotting?

Jounouchi grinned, loving the way he annoyed Kaiba. "Kaiba, why would my mind be in da' gutter? I was simply sayin' you shouldn't tell someone to do sometin' if you don't want it done." Jou said stupidly, enraging the CEO more.

"Why would I want a filthy mutt like you to bite me? I don't need rabies, thanks anyway though." Kaiba sneered, although he was wondering why he'd want someone to bite him in the first place…

"I don't have rabies Moneybags! Jeez, can't ya' take a joke?" Jou growled. "Besides, whad do ya' got against me, huh? I ain't done nuttin' to ya'!"

Kaiba stared at him. Why did he hate him anyways? "…So?" (A/N: Brilliant rebut Kaiba…Sheesh)

Jou stared at him, his mouth gaping. Had the cold bastard, Mr. 'I'm-so-much-better-than-you-and-I-am-an-asshole-worship-me' answer with a 'so'?

"What!" Jounouchi said staring at him confused.

"Should I really have a reason to hate you?" Kaiba asked bored. In all reality he didn't hate the mutt; he actually liked him, a lot.

Jounouchi looked at him blankly. "Uh, yeah." Kaiba raised an eyebrow questioningly. You needed a reason to hate someone?

Kaiba sighed. "I don't hate you, per say, as much as I don't want to become one of your cheerleaders." Kaiba said, letting it sink in.

"Ya' act like an ass 'cause you don't wanna' end up like Yuge?" Jou asked, looking like a confused puppy. If Kaiba wanted to be friends, he didn't have to give friendship speeches or be at his side 24/7.

"I would like to be the King of Games…but other wise, no I do not want to end up like Motou." Kaiba said rolling his eyes. Jou began cracking up.

"What's so funny?" Kaiba said, staring at Jou. Jou snickered, and fell over.

"You!" He gasped, picking himself up off the floor. Kaiba looked at him weird and shook his head.

"You never cease to amaze me mutt." Kaiba said, picking up the manga that had been lying on his desk.

"…Kaiba? You know 'dat book's upside down, right?" Jou snickered as Kaiba's eyes widened.

"Yes! I happen to like reading my books this way!" Kaiba said, thanking Kami, Ra and Osiris that he had his flawless mask, otherwise he would be a lovely shade of pink.

"What are ya' readin' anyways?" Jou asked turning his head to read the tile. "…Boku wa Sexual Harassment? Isn't that a guy-guy manga!" Jou asked, his eyes widening.

"…Ah! That's not mine!" Kaiba said, dropping the manga. How did that get into his bag? He kept these at home!

"…Kaiba…Is there sumptin' yer' not tellin' us here?" Jou asked, picking it up.

"Property of Kaiba Seto eh? I tink' it is yours."

Kaiba snatched the book out of Jou's hands. "And what the hell is it to you makeinu?" He snarled putting the book back into his bag.

"…Are you gay moneybags?" Jou asked flatly.

Kaiba looked up at Jou and sneered. "Yes, I'm the most rainbow-loving, shops non-stop, lisping, fagtastic one of them all."

"…" Jou looked hurt for a moment, then growled. "I bet you are, you jackass. It'd make sense as to why yer' always acting as if sumptin's up yer' ass."

"NOTHING'S BEEN UP MY ASS!" Kaiba yelled, standing up and towering over Jou.

"…Go figure, then THAT'S why you're always such an ass." Kaiba's eye twitched, then he grabbed his stuff and stalked out of the classroom.

Kaiba growled softly to himself. He hated the one he loved with a burning passion, the same way he loved him. Stupid mutt, daring to make fun of the Seto Kaiba.


So...Was it any good? I fixed the error from the last time. -.-' Anyways...

Sensei-Teacher

Makeinu-Underdog, loser

Boku wa Sexual Harassment-My Sexual Harassment (A Yaoi...We all know what these are right?)