Strangeness
It was another very, very strange day in the hairdressers. Yes, the hairdressers. Itachi had to have his hair cut every three days to keep it in tippy top condition.
Dei was looking at hair products-whilst drinking his low fat smoothie, and Taytay was headbanging around the hairdressers with her camel to something on her ipod.
'Will this take long, I have people to rape you know,' Sasori said, he'd just miraculously appeared out of nowhere.
'It will take as long as it takes, I can't go out of the house with three-day-old-splits!' Itachi cried.
'--'
Suddenly Taytay screamed and fainted in the middle of the hairdressers.
'What teh fuuck?' Itachi and Deidara both said at the same time.
'Mick...Jagger...was...singing...solo...without...all...the...rolling stones...and...then...screams...it was AWFUL!!!'
'Who the HELL is Mick Jagger?' Itachi asked, poking Taytay. Taytay sat up and pulled her hair in frustration.
'KURT ISN'T DEAD!!! AND I LOVE MICK JAGGER!!!' Taytay got up and ran out of the hairdressers.
Sasori scratched the back of his head. 'Well, thats the most normal thing she's done today.'
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Deidara was just getting into his OK! magazine when he noticed Hinata stood at the window, drooling and her eyes and nose pressed against the glass. Dei screamed and hid behind the sofa.
Right at that moment Taytay randomly walked past and pointed at Hinata. 'I CREATED YOU, BITCH!!!'
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Itachi smiled as he shook his hair over his shoulder, all shiny and newly cut. 'Okay, 'Tachi, when do you want your next appointment?'
'Uhhm, the day after tomorrow!'
'Okay! I'll book you in then! Just sit over there for two minutes and i'll book you in!'
Itachi sat down, and almost immediatly an ultimate hall of rock song came on.
"How does it feel, how does it feel,
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stooone"
'OMAGWAAASH BOB DYLAN!!!' Taytay squealed, diving through the door with teh camel.
To be continued...