Summary: What happens when the Akatsuki get trapped into each other's bodies and all because Tobi wanted ice cream! VERY FUNNY! Possible couple.
Akatsuki Switch
Chapter one:
"Senpaiiiii, Tobi wants ice cream!" Tobi whined to Deidara as the whole Akatsuki gang reached the Water village.
"TOBI SHUT UP!" Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu shouted. Tobi pouted.
"Tobi is a good boy."
"All of you shut up and get into your disguises now, we're nearing the village," Itachi said in a monotone. There were a few grumbles before you heard 7 "poofs".
"I still don't get why we have to wear these. I mean Tobi's the only one who actually likes wearing these!" Deidara and Hidan complained at the same time.
"Hn, stop your nagging," Itachi replied
"WE'RE FUCKING BUNNYS!" Hidan and Deidara shouted again.
"As long as we get paid it's fine," Kakuzu commented.
"This is the only way in. Bunnies are special to these villagers so they run around freely," Kisame said as he followed are more like hopped after Itachi. Deidara and Hidan grumbled rather unwillingly followed.
In the village . . .
"WOAH, THIS PLACE IS FULL OF FUCKING BUNNIES!" Deidara shouted.
"What part of 'They run round freely' didn't you get?" Kisame asked annoyed at Deidara's stupidity.
"Er, guys . . . Where's Tobi?" Zetsu asked as he couldn't spot the good bunny. The gang stared at Zetsu in disbelief.
"OH SHIT!"
Where Tobi is . . .
Tobi followed his nose to where that sweet smell was coming from, the sweet smell of ice cream! Finally he reached the place where he was looking for. Near a pond under a stream, was a girl about 8 years old, short green hair reaching to her shoulders, brown eyes and wearing some jeans and a short sleeved black shirt.
"ICE CREAM!" Tobi shouted and hopped as fast as his bunny legs would take him.
Once he reached the girl, he pounced onto the ice cream and started gobbling it up.
"TOBI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Deidara shouted as he and the rest of the gang reached him. The girl stared at them and then the ice cream.
Girl's Point of view . . .
I watched the seven oddly coloured bunnies hop to me then looked back at my ice cream and the orange bunny that had now eaten all of it.
My eyes started to water. Why did the bunny steal my ice cream?
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" I screamed and sobbed. The bunnies flinched and looked at each other as if I was crazy.
Suddenly my sadness turned into anger and I plain right screamed. For some reason the moment I turned angry, lightning flashed and thunder boomed. I screamed again and pointed at all seven bunnies and before any of them could do anything, lightning struck them and there was a gigantic white light. After that the bunnies blacked out.
Akatsuki's point of view . . .
"Ugh . . ." They all moaned as their blurry vision started to clear. They were in a cave. They saw the girl who had screamed and cried hunched up staring at them, eyes wide.
They then turned to face each other and you know, who wouldn't scream like old grannies because they're staring at themselves. The girl yelped in fright and hid behind a rock which was quite small.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" Hidan yelled as he stared at himself.
"WHY THE HELL AM I LOOKING INTO ONE HOLE!"
"Tobi feels weird, but Tobi is a good boy."
"WHERE'S MY SWORD!"
"WHERE'S MY MONEY!"
"Why don't I feel my other side?"
"Shut up all of you," hissed Itachi's voice.
The girl was now staring at them with both an amused and scared expression.
"You have got to be kidding, right?" Deidara's voice sounded in disbelief and utter annoyance.
"Oi girl, say bloody something already, will ya?" came Kakuzu's voice.
The girl lost her expression and her bottom lip started trembling.
"Now look what you did!" Came Deidara's annoyed voice.
"Right. I bet she's trembling because she keeps on hearing your crappy voice!" Kakuzu argued back.
"WWAAAHHHHH!"The girl started sobbing again.
After five minutes of waiting for her to stop . . . She didn't.
"WILL SOMEONE SHUT HER UP?" Deidara shouted at none in particular.
Hearing this, the girl wailed louder now.
"Shut up and let's see who's who. Let's start with me. I'm in Zetsu's body," Itachi said emotionless.
"I'm in Kisame-sans body," Zetsu said.
"I'm in Kakuzu's bloody body but hey, I got lots of cash in my pockets so it's not half bad but I want my sword back now," Kisame said in a half annoyed, half amused voice, looking at the thick pile of cash in his pockets.
"I'm in Blondie's body and Kisame, GIVE BACK MY MONEY, YOU BASTARD!" Kakuzu screamed which meant that the girl started wailing again.
"I'm in Tobi's body." Deidara said bluntly. Hidan burst into laughter.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HIDAN!"
"Tobi is being a good boy in Hidan-senpai's body."
"Er, I'm in Itachi's body." Hidan's face or rather Itachi's face paled as he realised what Tobi just said.
"HAH! At least I don't have him in my body." Deidara snorted.
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO MAKE HIM PREY FOR JASHIN WITH HIM!" Hidan cried desperately.
After that, they heard a giggle. They all turned to see the tear stained girl giggling at the little scene in front of her.
"Wait, so let me get this straight. When she screamed and sobbed and pointed at us and then the lightning flashed and the thunder boomed and us changing bodies, was because of her?"Deidara said disbelief.
"Well, since we're here and not in our own bodies, then yes, I think we are able to say the answer is a clear yes." Itachi said.
"Well, who is she?" Hidan asked impatiently.
"Well, why you don't ask her," Kisame said sarcastically.
"Fine I will. Hey girly, what's your name?" Hidan asked, expecting an answer.
The girl continued to smile at them.
"Oi, girly!"
"Don't shout or she'll cry again. We'll just have to wait," Itachi said.
She giggled again. Suddenly she walked up to Deidara's body and started playing with his hair.
"Hey what is she doing to my hair? Oi Kakuzu, get my body away from her NOW!" Deidara demanded panicking.
"No way Blondie. Besides, hopefully she'll give this body a proper haircut so I can actually be stuck in a body that at least looks like a man and not a Barbie doll!" Kakuzu snickered.
Deidara boiled in anger then lunged for his own body. Hey what the heck, it wasn't him in there but Kakuzu, so he was safe for trying to strangle his own body with someone else's soul in it. Simple.
After five minutes, they were still strangling each other. The girl looked at them bluntly as if her teddy bear had been taken away from her.
Her lips finally started to tremble and her eyes started to water and once again she started to wail.
This seemed to frustrate Deidara more as he approached her and held out his hand ready to smack her.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH, THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!" He screamed at her and was ready to slap her when . . .
"Get your filthy hands away from her, you baka!" A woman around 50 hissed at Deidara and swatted it away from the girl.
Deidara looked at woman in front of him, she had black curly hair that was up in a bun and had a few grey hairs. Her eyes were a misty blue colour and she wore some jeans and a red jersey.
She picked up the girl and started smoothing down the girl's hair and whispered stuff to her.
After Deidara had calmed down and had waited 15 minutes, he had to ask the question.
"What's her name?"
The woman glared at him but thankfully the kid stopped crying.
"Why should I tell someone like you?" She snarled.
Deidara shrugged. The woman looked at the rest.
"You should leave," she said in a slightly calmer voice.
"We can't. We have to change back to our own bodies." Kisame said politely as he saw how she snarled at Deidara and knew that her anger towards Deidara was only minor so he didn't want to be in her black book.
She scowled but then looked at Itachi.
"Well let me tell you this. If the chances of you getting your bodies swapped are 100%, then the chances of you changing back would be -150%."
They stared at her ,then the child, then back to her.
"And why is that?" Hidan said in frustration.
"Because the only way to change back to go through a life and death situation and it's much worse than you thugs have ever gone through," she started snarling again.
Author's chat:
VampireKitty-chan: Well since my names so long I'll just shorten it to Kitty-chan. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the first chappy isn't really that funny but that's because I had to introduce the whole story but believe me that later chapters are gonna be MUCH better! Oh just to say when their speaking I'll be saying who's speaking but not . . . how to explain this err . . . right for example I will be saying who's talking but not in which body they are. Man that took long to think of. I'm really bad at explaining so if anyone's still confused just remember who's in who's body:
Itachi-Zetsu
Zetsu-Kisame
Kisame-Kakuzu
Kakuzu-Deidara
Deidara-Tobi
Tobi-Hidan
Hidan-Itachi
Please review and continue reading as this is my second fanfic and my first went really bad because the only people who reviewed was my bro(twice) and my sis (twice) so I really didn't know what was wrong so plz, plz review and tell me if there's something wrong with fic! =)
Oh and my old name was VampireOtaku-chan and as I said earlier my name's right now VampireKitty-chan. =D
Thank u!