Hello dear Fanfiction visitor!

Welcome to my newest story: Weirdest couples imaginable

I want to try something new this time. You readers must think of the WEIRDEST or CRAZIEST total drama pairing ever! Tell me in the reviews, and BOOM. If I like it, I will write about it. First generation, second generation and third generation all allowed! I am not a big fan of YAOI and YURI, but if the pairing is interesting enough, who knows: I will always consider it. Canon pairing can be suggested but there is a smaller chance that will happen.

To please you all, I thought of one myself to introduce you to the story idea.

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Boy's view

I was sitting in the old tree house, watching over the neighborhood. I made this house together with my mom when I was seven. Played over here a lot during the summer. Together with my friends Dawn and Tyler we did the craziest of things!

Once, a bird lay on the floor, with a broken wing. Dawn couldn't stand seeing the creature laying there helplessly, so we decided to fix up the little guy. We fed it, played with it, and most important of all: loved it. After a month its wing was fully healed and the bird had to be set free. Boy, did we hate to do that! I still remember the moment Tyler wanted to set down the fellow. He tripped over a branch and landed face first on the ground. Luckily the bird saw it happening and it flew away before he could hit the ground. It was so touching to see that small creature fly on its way to freedom. Good times….

I noticed I was daydreaming and snapped out of the trance. I took a glance at the clock that was hanging inside the tree house. Wait, is it that late already?

I lifted my feet and climbed down from the tree. It was time to do groceries for momma.

After I picked up the vegetables at the greengrocer I was heading home. When I rounded the corner I collided with another person.

We both fell down backwards.

'I-I am so sorry! I wasn't p-paying attention to where I was w-w-walking!' I stuttered.

Man, I hate it when I get nervous.

'Watch the hair you bozo!' the person snarled.

I looked up to see the person's face.

It was a girl. She had high hair, and a hefty tan. She wore lots of make-up and wore big earrings. Sure, she wasn't the slimmest but overall she looked…. Good.

The girl saw my face too now. Her expression changed from irritated to one of shock.

'Wait, I know you…..'

She tapped her chin.

'DJ? Is that you?'

My face turned red. Did I know her?

'Uhm yeah that's me. But do I know you?'

Suddenly she started to laugh. How was that funny?

'You don't remember do ya? It's me silly!'

She pointed at herself while smiling. Well that is a helpful tip.

I thought deeply. Oh it could be… Nah, it can't be her. Or could it be possible-

The girl interrupted thoughts.

'It's Anne-Maria! We met when you were on vacation in New Jersey!'

Anne-Maria offered me a hand. I kindly refused it and stood up on my own.

Of course, I remember! She was the girl that offered me a drink in the first bar I ever went to. At the moment I didn't know that with 'drink' she meant alcohol. My momma always said that alcohol is bad for you and you should never drink it. Anne-Maria just laughed when I spit it out. Still we had fun. Talked for hours.

But that was like, three years ago. She has changed so much! Right now she looks even….. better.

We stood there for a few minutes, silence filling the air. I broke the silence first.

'So, what are you doing in Canada anyway?' I asked her.

'Well,' she said, 'Ma told me we had to visit my uncle and he lives here. But I thought you lived in Jamaica.'

I laughed. She is so funny when she is joking.

She seemed confused but soon started to laugh too.

It was getting kind of late now, and momma was waiting for me.

'I.. uh… I have to go now. But it was fun seeing you again!'

She put a hand on my shoulder (which was a real challenge for her because I am pretty big compared to her).

'I could walk with ya, if ya don't mind.'

She blushed.

That made me blush too.

'O-okay.'

We walked down the street to my house. It was a ten minute walk from the stores and in the meantime we talked about our last summers. So much has happened during that time. We reached the last corner.

'Well we are almost at my house.' I said.

Anne-Maria giggled. Before I knew it, her lips met mine.

She furiously kissed me, and I gently kissed back. When we pulled back we both had our eyes closed.

'Ahem…'

She grabbed something out of her cleavage and gave it to me.

'Call me sometimes, maybe we can hang out in the summer.'

She waved to me when she walked away and before she left my sight, she winked at me.

Didn't see that coming….

Sooooooo what do you think? Who should be next? YOUUUU DECIDEEE

(ahem lazy ERBOH rip-off)

So, when did you discover who the boy and the girl were? Too soon? Too late? Tell me in the review and don't forget to suggest a CRAZY pairing!

Until next time! muhahaha