He was doing this for Tweak. He just had to remind himself of that. Then again, he didn't like Cartman even before he and Tweak got together, so even if it wasn't for Tweak he'd still do it.
The others were doing this for all of boykinds survival against the girls.
He was doing this to protect his boyfriend.
After all, they all knew the only one who could be that damn troll was Cartman. And although he was only going after the female population for now, Craig knew it couldn't be long before he started targeting gays.
And while he could take a few hits, Tweak… well, Tweak was Tweak. One bad comment or photoshop toward him would leave him a much worse spazzing wreck that usual. A bad enough wreck he could quit twitter, and Craig couldn't let that happen.
So while the others held back, hesitated, he charged in with the first blow. His knife easily slicing through the thin screen of Cartman's laptop.
The others joined in soon after, the crashes and bangs hardly doing anything to cover Cartman's pitiful wails.
Soon the deed was done and all of Cartman's electronics were dead.
The others cried as they buried the devices outside, but he remained passive.
Tweak would be safe from Cartman's online shit. And if he was safe from Cartman, he was safe from whatever the girls were planning as well.
At least for now.
After watching the second episode of the twentieth season, and watching the part where the boys do something about Cartman, I had to write this. Short, I know, but I had to do it the second the idea popped into my mind.
Anyway, thanks for reading. Feedback is always welcome.