Hey, guys! Sorry for NOT updating for so long. I was... "busy". *watching Good Mythical Morning* So since I still can't decide what story to publish, Larry and Petunia's married life or Alice and the Prince, (since no one voted except a few faithful readers) I decided to get a fresh start. Now, for you Mythical Beasts out there, I know the title and prologue seems familiar... because it is inspired by Rhett and Link's Gutless Wonders. :) I know, I've gone overboard. But the story's actually a mix of Phil and Mike's real experiences, Rhett and Link's experiences and a few orginal segments. So, without further to do: Witless Wonders.
Witless Wonders
Prologue
In the great era of a time we like to call… just some time, two land marking events happened. Robert Lincoln Tomato III and Larry James Cucumber were born.
Larry came into this world weighing a couple pounds and seems to have no noggin. After all, he is a cucumber. Living in this world might be easy for the young lad for he was born with a silver spoon.
Bob came into this world weight twice as Larry and was all noggin. Unlike the cuke, however, Bob was born in the face of scarcity and despair. Staring from this point in life, problems piled on with his family. But that's another story.
Little did they know at this young age, they would become to be known as two of the greatest bloomin'… "geniuses" that ever walked on the face of this green, blue, brown—with hues of yellow—Earth… or at least that's what we all think.