It was a cold night, on the 23rd of September, when Dave sat down for his evening meal… reheated macaroni, he stared it down, as he forcefully shoved it into his pound land microwave. But, a skeleton suddenly burst out of the pasta! Pretty spooky right? But it gets even spookier, when he took it out of the microwave, it was only half-cooked, and when he ate it… he got food poisoning, and that children, is why no-one likes pasta.