I am getting so many story ideas right now, so, LETS MAKE A ONE-SHOT!
This is sorta Percabeth but not really.
Enjoy!
Annabeth was in the middle of reading a book when the phone rang.
She groaned, and picked it up. "Hello?" she said.
"ANNABETH!" a familiar voice replied.
"...Percy?"
"Come over here right now!" he said.
"Why didn't you just iris message me?"
"I'm out of drachma's."
"Oh."
"Can you just shut-up and come over here?"
Annabeth had moved to New York for the summer, partly to rebuild Mount Olympus, partly to be closer to Camp Half-Blood, and partly to be close to Percy. But she wouldn't admit it.
She was worried. Percy never shouted at her like this.
"What's the matter, Seaweed Brain?" she asked.
He paused. "Mom's not home and... I got my toast stuck in the toaster..."
Annabeth laughed so hard she almost dropped the phone.
"I know, I know, it's silly. But I'm really hungrey and I can't get it out!"
She finally got a hold of herself. "Okay, I'll be there in a min..."
She hung up, walked out of her amartment, and caught a taxi to get to Percy's.
When she got inside, she found him in the kitchen, looking sadly at the toaster with toast in it. She walked over, grabbed the toast, and yanked.
The toaster fell over on her toe.
After that, she went into the drawers and found a knife. Percy gasped mockingly as she stabbed the toast. "My poor, poor, toasty!" he cried. Annabeth rolled her eyes and stabbed the toast again.
It stayed where it was.
Finally, she picked up the toaster, hung it upside down, and shook it. Nothing, not even a crumb, fell out.
And that is how Nico ended up coming, and trying various things. Like stabbing the toaster instead of the toast.
"I don't think that's gonna work," said Percy.
And that's how Thalia somehow ended up in the kitchen with the other teens.
She took her spear and threw it at the toast. Nothing happened.
Despreat, they called Chiron. He simply put the toaster on the floor, and stomped on it.
The toaster was ruined, but the toast was unharmed. They all groaned.
Chiron shook his head, but then lit up.
"I did bring cake," he said, randomly pulling cake out of- well, you don't need to know.
And that is how Percy ended up having a party for no reason whatsoever. They ate cake, and more cake, and more cake, until they were all stuffed.
When Ms. Jackson got home, she simply walked over to the smashed toaster, and picked the toast out of it.
"Toast, anyone?" she asked, biting into it.
This is the weirdest story I have ever published. It started out funny, and then it got really weird... but again, that's what I do.
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