Meant to be read by Patrick.
Mr. Bane Rogers' neighborhood: Hi neighbor, today we are going to look at the method of killing. You see if you want to kill use your imagination. Now that we know how to, we are going to kill Mrs. Robinson, she's been a bad woman, and a terrible neighbor. But first we must tie our shoes. Do you remember how to tie your shoes? First the bunny goes round the tree and you strangle the life out of it. Now you know how to tie your shoes. But remember ask your parents permission first. Kid: for what. Mr. Bane Rogers: to tie your shoes. Kid: don't we need our parents permission to kill people. Mr. Bane Rogers: you kill them first so you don't. Ah hi Mrs. Robinson.*stabs*. Mrs. Robinson: AAAAHHHHH! Mr. Bane Rogers: now Mrs. Robinson is dead, we did a good job. I will see you next time.
Next time on Mr. Bane Rogers' neighborhood: Hi neighbor. Today kids we will learn how to destabilize society and cause complete and utter anarchy, but to do that we must first have a balanced breakfast.