Charmed Fan Fiction
Chapter 1
Piper, Paige and Pheobe wake up as per usual ready to start another day. Piper started her day in her usual nauseous state over the toilet barfing her insides out. Paige in the kitchen blowing things up and concocting new potions and Phoebe hustling and bustling about yelling deadlines into her cell phone.
[Leo orbs in] Piper starts complaining to him about how he never listens to her saying "Honey, were having a baby here, at least you could concentrate and help with the confusion I feel about our baby"
Leo uncharacteristically said "Correction, You're having our baby so quit nagging me! Just shut up and gorge on a tub of ice cream"
Piper retorts with "Oh, Orb off you inconsiderate white lighter of a husband, I'll gorge you in a second"
[Leo quickly orbs out of there fearing for his life]
In the kitchen Pheobe and Paige are fighting about Paige being around the house all day just concocting disgusting rancid potions
"Paige you need to get a job! Go back to child welfare services" says Pheobe
"If you remember it's because I had to concoct a potion that got me fired from my job in the first place you bag," said Paige
Piper rushes in and asks "What the hell is going on here, I am pregnant and need some peace and quiet and you two are going on like a herd of Indian elephants stampeding over a carcass of hyena" "You two haven't gotten along in weeks now! What is going on . . . Paige? . . . Pheobe?"
Paige screams "I can't tell you it would make that bag upset"
"Nothing you do or say will make me upset" roars Pheobe "Oh yeah well you seem to have a problem with me being around the house all day! Not that I see why you care you're always screaming into that ridiculous phone. You're just a bossy pain in everyone's deriere" Retorts Paige
Piper cuts in and says "Quit it Quit it" Paige what can't you tell us"
"Yeah just come out and say it Paige" Pheobe yells threateningly in Paige's face
"Fine but you asked for it" "Cole's come back" Paige says quietly to her feet
Pheobe becomes elated with joy and screams in a high pitched voice "I knew Cole would come back for me, I just knew it"
Paige says, "Oh shut up you wheezing windbag, he isn't here to get you"
Piper cut in and said, "What do you mean he's not here for her"
"Exactly what I said and now I have to go" states Paige sombrely and heads for the door when all of a sudden piper darts in front of her and says "Oh no you don't".
Paige abruptly says "Don't you have something to be throwing up over the toilet. I have to go and you can't stop me"
"Yes I can" Piper states reassuringly in Paige's face.
"Oh, no you can't. Seeya" Paige mischievously says and orbs out of the room.
"Blast her orby hide" Piper says angrily at herself and runs to the bathroom with an attack of nausea.
What has possessed all this fighting into the Halliwell's life? Why has Cole come back but not for Pheobe? Is there more demonic activity in the future and will the fighting stop?
Chapter 1
Piper, Paige and Pheobe wake up as per usual ready to start another day. Piper started her day in her usual nauseous state over the toilet barfing her insides out. Paige in the kitchen blowing things up and concocting new potions and Phoebe hustling and bustling about yelling deadlines into her cell phone.
[Leo orbs in] Piper starts complaining to him about how he never listens to her saying "Honey, were having a baby here, at least you could concentrate and help with the confusion I feel about our baby"
Leo uncharacteristically said "Correction, You're having our baby so quit nagging me! Just shut up and gorge on a tub of ice cream"
Piper retorts with "Oh, Orb off you inconsiderate white lighter of a husband, I'll gorge you in a second"
[Leo quickly orbs out of there fearing for his life]
In the kitchen Pheobe and Paige are fighting about Paige being around the house all day just concocting disgusting rancid potions
"Paige you need to get a job! Go back to child welfare services" says Pheobe
"If you remember it's because I had to concoct a potion that got me fired from my job in the first place you bag," said Paige
Piper rushes in and asks "What the hell is going on here, I am pregnant and need some peace and quiet and you two are going on like a herd of Indian elephants stampeding over a carcass of hyena" "You two haven't gotten along in weeks now! What is going on . . . Paige? . . . Pheobe?"
Paige screams "I can't tell you it would make that bag upset"
"Nothing you do or say will make me upset" roars Pheobe "Oh yeah well you seem to have a problem with me being around the house all day! Not that I see why you care you're always screaming into that ridiculous phone. You're just a bossy pain in everyone's deriere" Retorts Paige
Piper cuts in and says "Quit it Quit it" Paige what can't you tell us"
"Yeah just come out and say it Paige" Pheobe yells threateningly in Paige's face
"Fine but you asked for it" "Cole's come back" Paige says quietly to her feet
Pheobe becomes elated with joy and screams in a high pitched voice "I knew Cole would come back for me, I just knew it"
Paige says, "Oh shut up you wheezing windbag, he isn't here to get you"
Piper cut in and said, "What do you mean he's not here for her"
"Exactly what I said and now I have to go" states Paige sombrely and heads for the door when all of a sudden piper darts in front of her and says "Oh no you don't".
Paige abruptly says "Don't you have something to be throwing up over the toilet. I have to go and you can't stop me"
"Yes I can" Piper states reassuringly in Paige's face.
"Oh, no you can't. Seeya" Paige mischievously says and orbs out of the room.
"Blast her orby hide" Piper says angrily at herself and runs to the bathroom with an attack of nausea.
What has possessed all this fighting into the Halliwell's life? Why has Cole come back but not for Pheobe? Is there more demonic activity in the future and will the fighting stop?