Supernuseumphone and the eveil, giant fart.
One clear,Winter day, supernuseumphone was in Natural Wonders , of the Staten Island mall.
He was there to buy a gift for his wife, Samantha. Now don't ask me WHY he was in the Staten Island
mall, of all malls. Not to mention that Snape had a VERY VERY sensitive nose, and there was a dump right near-by. Which is why it is so suprising that Supernuseumphone absolutley LOVED the smell of his very own menthane clouds, or cow pattie minatures. (aka farts) Tempted by Farting yellow and green gook in plastic containers, Supernuseumphone let out quite a stinker himself. "Good god!" The man standing next to Snape commented, And then fell , out cold, onto the floor. "May god save us all!" said the man, as he was being hauled away by the ambulance.
He shot Sanpe a perticullarly nasty look. Snape couldn't control himself. Perrrfffeppptt!!!
The ground shook. The store clerk shrieked. "It's either world war 3, or an earthquake, but in ethier case, everyone down to the fallout shelter! Quick, now!!" Supernuseumphone picked up his paid for gift, began to whistle a Famous Elvis Presley song, and left. They took a muggle taxi
home. Snape had just caused so much destruction(more than $4millon dollars in damages) that
he really wanted to do it again. Samantha's nose had lost all it's snenses in the blast, so she couldn't smell a thing. "PFFFFFARRRGHTTTTT!!!!!" " OH HOLY JESUS!" yelled the cab driver before having a heart attack and his head landing on the horn. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Just then, CRASH! The car and everything around them blew up. But the car hadn't crashed. If it wasn't that then......
"Ahhh..." said snape.He and Sam had disapperated. right before the blow up. Sam put her arm around Snape. "Feeling better dear?" "Yes , thank you ." THE END
This story will fart in -5,..4,...3,....2,......1,......"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFARGHEEENNNNNFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
One clear,Winter day, supernuseumphone was in Natural Wonders , of the Staten Island mall.
He was there to buy a gift for his wife, Samantha. Now don't ask me WHY he was in the Staten Island
mall, of all malls. Not to mention that Snape had a VERY VERY sensitive nose, and there was a dump right near-by. Which is why it is so suprising that Supernuseumphone absolutley LOVED the smell of his very own menthane clouds, or cow pattie minatures. (aka farts) Tempted by Farting yellow and green gook in plastic containers, Supernuseumphone let out quite a stinker himself. "Good god!" The man standing next to Snape commented, And then fell , out cold, onto the floor. "May god save us all!" said the man, as he was being hauled away by the ambulance.
He shot Sanpe a perticullarly nasty look. Snape couldn't control himself. Perrrfffeppptt!!!
The ground shook. The store clerk shrieked. "It's either world war 3, or an earthquake, but in ethier case, everyone down to the fallout shelter! Quick, now!!" Supernuseumphone picked up his paid for gift, began to whistle a Famous Elvis Presley song, and left. They took a muggle taxi
home. Snape had just caused so much destruction(more than $4millon dollars in damages) that
he really wanted to do it again. Samantha's nose had lost all it's snenses in the blast, so she couldn't smell a thing. "PFFFFFARRRGHTTTTT!!!!!" " OH HOLY JESUS!" yelled the cab driver before having a heart attack and his head landing on the horn. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Just then, CRASH! The car and everything around them blew up. But the car hadn't crashed. If it wasn't that then......
"Ahhh..." said snape.He and Sam had disapperated. right before the blow up. Sam put her arm around Snape. "Feeling better dear?" "Yes , thank you ." THE END
This story will fart in -5,..4,...3,....2,......1,......"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFARGHEEENNNNNFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"