Me: Ok, another random story, LOL. Enjoy!
Ash: CSgirl98 does not own pokemon. Or Bea or Han or any songs.
Lunch!
"Yo Ash!" Drew called, entering the house. He was checking on Ash just to be sure anything in the kitchen doesn't blow up. May was with Max somewhere, Misty was resting because of her cold, Brock was looking for a girl…or simply getting sent to the hospital, Dawn was in a karaoke contest, and Paul…was either cutting or being emo…again. Then, they would meet up at Ash's house for lunch.
"ASH!!!" Drew shouted. He heard a sizzle from the kitchen and checked it out…it was Ash making…soup? Anyway, the soup was white-ish and smelled like crap. It was in a pot and, was Ash cutting cucumbers???
"Hey Drew!" Ash said. He was wearing an apron with an 'I'm with stupid' arrow pointing to the right. Drew swiftly went to Ash's left, avoiding the stupid arrow which was pointing to the right.
"Ash, what the hell are you making?" Drew asked as he watched Ash put the cucumbers into the 'soup'.
"I'm making soup! Here, have a smell!" Ash said, as he offered Drew a spoon.
"Uh…thanks." Drew said as he got the awfully large spoon. 'Holy mother of cheese! This smells worse than Ash and Paul's socks mixed together! And it looks and also smells like shit…' Drew thought. When Ash got his back turned, Drew quickly poured it into a flower pot. Oddly, the flower, a daisy, wilted and even turned into ashes. Drew's eyes widened at the sight.
"Ash, are you sure that's edible?" Drew asked as Ash added an unpeeled onion.
"I'm so sure, that I can win the Grand Festival!" Drew smirked at that point.
"Oh really? With that soup of yours, I'd bet you'd win 1st place at a cooking contest." Drew said sarcastically. Ash however, did not catch the sarcasm.
"Oh thanks Drew!" Ash said as he hugged him and left. Drew, was left in the kitchen with a disgusted look on his face.
"Did he? Crap!" Drew swore as he saw a stain on his black shirt.
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Then, at 11 am, they all came. Dawn was showing of her medal, May and Max were arguing, Paul was looking at Dawn's erm…clothes, Misty was coughing into her hankie, Brock was rubbing his sore head which had 12 bumps on them, and Ari her friends Bea and Han came. (DriftDriftGal and Rozel Pytha!)
Drew was at the kitchen with a white t-shirt this time and mumbling something about killing Ash when he saw him again. He sat down next to May and heard some things like this:
"Did you hear? Solidad got pregnant!"
"What? Hell!"
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"…and then he said so, and I said what, then he said…"
"Hn."
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"Cough, cough…"
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"So then I hit Gary on the head with my tennis racket and he ran away."
"Holy crap!"
"That's what happens when someone calls Ari 'Ri-ri'." (I hate that nickname!)
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Then, Drew snapped out of his thoughts and saw Ari waving her hand at him.
"Yes, he's alive!" Bea said.
"Hey Drew, were you daydreaming about May?" Han asked with a grin.
"May huh? May…" Ari said, glancing at May as if she had won the Grand Festival.
Drew blushed lightly and said "May? No, I was just thinking…" Drew said. Ari sighed and said "Well, we'll see!" then she walked away.
"Whazzup with her?" Bea asked.
Han whispered something in Bea's ear and Bea said "NO WAY!!!"
"What?" Drew asked.
"It's a Jealousyshipping thing." Han said with a wink. (Ro-chan, don't laugh!)
"ATTENTION!!!" May shouted. They all stared at her. "Thank you. Who's up for karaoke?" she asked. Then the crowd shouted "LET ARI SING!!!"
"HELL YEAH!!!" Bea shouted.
"What??? No way!" Ari said. May smirked and gave her the mike. "You know you wanna!" May said. Ari sighed defeated, and sang.
Drew looks at me I'll bet she's beautiful Drew talks to me He says
he's so in love He's the reason for
the teardrops on my guitar Drew walks by me She better hold him tight He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar So I drive
home alone 'Cuz he's the reason
for the teardrops on my guitar He's the time taken up but there's never
enough
I
fake a smile so he won't see
What I want and I need
And
everything that we should be
That
girl he talks about
And she's got everything
That I have to
live without
I laugh 'cause it's just so
funny
I can't even see
Anyone when he's with me
He's finally got it right
I wonder if he
knows
He's all I think about at night
The only thing that keeps me wishing on
a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing
Don't
know why I do
Can he tell that I can't
breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly
The kind of flawless I
wish I could be
Give him all her
love
Look in those beautiful eyes
And know she's lucky
'cause
The
only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song
in the car I keep singing
Don't know why I do
As I turn out the light
I'll put his picture
down
And maybe get some sleep tonight
The only one who's got enough of me
to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing
Don't
know why I do
And he's all that I need to fall into
Drew looks at me
I
fake a smile so he won't see…
Ari ended the song and blushed. The whole crowd burst into applause and Ari ran of the stage.
"Charming! Now here is Bea, with Disturbia!" May said. Bea confidently took the mike and sang.
What's
wrong with me? No
more gas, in the rig, can't even get it started It's
a thief in the night to come and grab you Put on your pretty lies, you're in the
city of wonder Your mind's in Disturbia, it's like
the darkness is light Faded pictures on the wall, it's like they talking
to me It's a thief in the night to come and grab you Put on your pretty
lies, you're in the city of wonder Your mind's
in Disturbia, it's like the darkness is light Release me from this
curse I'm in Put on your pretty
lies, you're in the city of wonder Disturbia,
it's like the darkness is light
Why do I feel like this?
I'm going crazy now
Nothing heard,
nothing said, can't even speak about it
On my life, on my head,
don't wanna think about it
Feels like I'm going insane, yeah
It can creep up inside
you and consume you
A disease of the mind, it can control you
It's
too close for comfort
Ain't gon' play nice, watch out you might just go
under
Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered
So
if you must falter be wise
Disturbia, am I scaring you
tonight?
Disturbia, ain't used to what you like
Disturbia,
Disturbia
Disconnecting on calls, the phone don't even ring
I gotta
get out or figure this shit out
It's too close for comfort,
oh
It can
creep up inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind it can
control you
I feel like a monster, oh
Ain't gon' play nice, watch out
you might just go under
Better think twice, your train of thought
will be altered
So if you must falter be wise
Disturbia, am I
scaring you tonight?
Disturbia, ain't used to what you
like
Disturbia, Disturbia, Disturbia
Trying to maintain but I'm struggling
If you can't
go-o-o
I think I'm gonna ah, ah, ah, ah
Ain't gon' play nice, watch out
you might just go under
Better think twice, your train of thought
will be altered
So if you must falter be wise
Disturbia, am I scaring you
tonight?
Disturbia, ain't used to what you like
Disturbia,
Disturbia
The crowd clapped and cheered as Bea gave the mike to Drew. "You've got to be kidding me!" he said. "Get over it grass-head!" Bea said. Drew sighed and sang:
Mmmm mmm yeah Gotta change my answering
machine, now that I'm alone And I'm
so sick of love songs Gotta fix that
calendar I have That's the reason I'm so sick of love
songs (Leave me alone) Cause I'm so sick of love songs Said I'm so sick of love songs And
I'm so sick of love songs
Do
do do do do do do-do
Ohh Yeah
Cause right now it says that we
Can't come to the phone
And I know it makes no sense
Caused
you walked out the door,
But it's the only way I hear your voice
anymore
(it's ridiculous)
It's been months
And for some
reason I just
(can't get over us)
And I'm stronger then this
(enough is enough)
No more walkin' 'round
With my head
down
I'm so over being blue
Cryin' over you
So tired of tears
So done with wishing
you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and
slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
That's marked July 15th
Because since there's
no more you
There's no more anniversary
I'm so fed up with my
thoughts of you
And your memory
And how every song reminds me
Of what used to be
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still
here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why
can't I turn off the radio?
Leave me
alone
(Stupid love songs)
Don't make me think about her smile
Or having my first child
Let it go
Turning off the radio
So tired of tears
So
done with wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love
songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
(Why
can't I turn off the radio?)
So tired of tears
So done with wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I
turn off the radio?
(Why can't I turn off the radio?)
So tired of tears
So done with
wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad
and slow
Why can't I turn off the radio?
(Why can't I turn
off the radio?)
Why can't I turn off the radio?
Drew ended the song with a smile and May blushed, seeing his Emerald eyes go to her. Ari's face turned a bit red…with fury?
Then, the singing went on. Paul singing Just a Kid, Ash and Misty singing…off-key for Ash, Dawn went a little to the top with her high voice; Han sang really well that Brock was drooling and then Han slapped him. Brock sang an odd song he made which made Ash's Pikachu go inside a Pokéball, and then it was lunch! They all went to the table and waited…
And waited…
And waited…
Until Ash shouted, "I FORGOT THE SOUP!!!" and dashed in to get it. When he returned, he was carrying a pot with the white soup in it…also with some carrots, a few pieces of cabbage and the unpeeled onion.
"What the crap?" Han said when she saw the soup.
Luckily, Bea brought a Strawberry cake and some lemonade. They all ate and laughed. Then, Misty got some soup…and ate it.
They all stared at her in amazement. Then, Misty choked and spit the soup out.
"ASH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" Misty roared.
"Eh?" Brock asked, smelling it. He wrinkled his nose and said "It smells like shit."
"And tastes like shit!" Misty said, drinking another glass of lemonade.
"Ash, what exactly are the ingredients?" Max asked.
"Um…well…you see…" Ash stuttered. Suddenly, May's scream was heard.
"MAY!" Drew said. When he went to the kitchen, May was holding a paper. "Give me that!" Ari said, snatching the paper.
Soup Ingredients:
Onion
Carrots
Lettuce
Dawn's Orange shampoo
May's Perfume
Misty's 10-day-old tempura
Drew's chicken sandwich
Brock's pokemon food
Uh…my socks
"ASH!!!" they all shouted.
"What? This is all a good lesson. Don't eat what I cook!" Ash said, backing away.
"He has a point." Ari said. Then, she saw Ash sneaking away.
"GUYS, LET'S GET HIM!!!"
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Me: -laughing- That was so random!
Drew: Yep…
Me: Review!!! –Laughs more-
Drew: Someone get her a Coke!