Because Luffy/Nami is so cute.
Crack…
I do not own One Piece.
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Singing
Luffy was sitting on the deck of the Going Sunny, lazily watching the clouds go by. He was so bored…
Chopper was replenishing his medical stores after their last battle. Zoro was being held hostage by said reindeer till he recovered. He had visited earlier, pouncing on his swordsman with his usual gusto. Chopper banned him from disturbing Zoro's rest…
Usopp and Franky were repairing the ship and fortifying its defenses. After he broke one of their tools, they kicked him out as well.
Sanji was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Which meant, "Shitty rubber-bastard needs to stay the hell away from my kitchen!" Evil Sanji, he just wanted a bite.
Brook and Robin were discussing the history of music…needless to say, their captain left them alone. He swore they talked about fun stuff when he walked away (he had heard the laughter) and then right back to boring history when he came back.
Nami, queen of pain and yelling, was sitting at a table working on her maps. Luffy knew better than to bother her when she was doing those. If you managed to mess one her precious maps up- Luffy shuddered.
He sat back down and looked around the ship, Nami's orange trees catching his eyes. It was then that a small light bulb went off in my mind. He laughed sneakily. Shishishi. Nami's busy. She won't notice if I steal one of her oranges…
Slithering from his place on the deck to the shade of her tree's, the way only a man made of rubber can, Luffy slowly made his way to his destination. He reached his arm up, grasping a nice supply piece of fruit when—the sound of someone clearing their throat was heard.
Shimatta…I'm caught. Luffy turned around and met the angry glare of his navigator. "Heh heh hiya Nami"
Her voice was cold as ice. "Luffy, were you trying to eat one of my oranges?"
"No, no Nami. I was just trying to …erm, enjoy the shade under the tress. That's all"
"Oh, then why did your hand stretch up just now?"
Luffy made a puzzled expression. "But I always stretch"
Nami loomed over her captain. "So where did that orange go?" Her eyes flashed dangerously.
"What orange, Nami?" The redhead pounced on her captain, trying to recover her lost orange. It wasn't in any of the usual spots, like his mouth, or his pockets...She pulled and stretched him until he resembled a giant knot.
"A Ha!" she shouted triumphantly. He had managed to steal two of her oranges. God he was fast.
Luffy had turned pale. She held in her hands a very sensitive part of his body. He feared what she might do. "Nami, those aren't oranges" he mumbled.
Time stood still as Nami soon realized the implication. She quickly released her hold. Those were his kintama…she blushed as red as her hair.
"Your orange was stashed behind the tree trunk. I just wanted one…"
Trying to regain her dignity, she handed him the offending orange. "Take it"
"Really?" His face lite up. Nami never shares her oranges.
She nodded.
Knowing how precious her oranges were to his navigator, Luffy held his hand out with half of it. "We should share it" Luffy said.
Nami smiled. Her captain was a big lunk head, but he had his charm.
They ate in silence, enjoying the setting sun.
Fluff. I may continue. Review!