Roxas couldn't be happier. His friends are back, he finally gets to be his own person. Sure Sora's gone but who gives a fuck about him except for Riku? And it's not like Sora is going to be automatically gay for him after Riku saves him or whatever. It's been 2 years and he still chooses a cardboard cut out over an acctual friend. Well whatever. Who cares about Riku anyway. Roxas is happy. His friends are happy too and that's all that matters right now.
But although happy, he can't help but feel like there is something missing. Like a piece of him has been ripped appart. At first he thought it was cause Sora has dissappeared but after consulting with Yen sid, he found out that it was something entirely diffrent. And that's how he ended up here... at Twilight Town's clock tower, eating an ice cream. The sun is setting, it was getting late. And Roxas still hasn't finished his ice cream yet. Suprisingly though, his ice cream isn't melting at all even though it has been nearly 2 hours.
Confused, Roxas examine his ice cream. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just a normal ice cream. But it feels... weird. The more Roxas looks at his ice cream the more he noticed the strange warm feeling growing in his stomatch. Ice cream is so sexy. He wondered what it will be like to have it inside of him. Oh well, you never know if you would like it if you never tried it right?
Roxas quickly run towards his apartment's bedroom and lock the doors. He took ice cream out of his pocket and began french kissing it (don't ask me how you can french kiss an ice cream). He rubs his erection on ice cream's creamy surface. "God, ice cream your skin is so fucking smooth!" Roxas groaned at the friction the ice cream gave him. He quickly noticed that his ice cream had grown bigger. He assumed that ice creams can get erections too. Or... maybe not. Maybe this ice cream is special? He thought. Weirdly enough, he felt so... whole. It felt mazing being near ice cream. It's like his life finally holds meaning.
"R-Roxas-kun!" Ice cream moaned. Roxas quickly stopped dry humping ice cream. "Ice cream? You can speak?" He yelped. "Yes but Roxas kun..." "Yes Ice cream?" ...no reply... Roxas looked at Ice cream straight in the eyes for 4 minutes straight waiting for a reply but so far there has been nothing but silence filling the air. Untill...
"I-if we are going to do this. T-then.." Ice cream said shyly, interwinding their fingers. Roxas still hold a strong gaze at them, waiting for anticipation. "Yes Ice cream?" He said, stroking ice cream's smooth cheek. "IF WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS THEN I BETTER BE ON TOP YOU SLUT!"
Suddenly, ice cream grew 10 times bigger. They were no longer ice cream, they were... BUFF ICE CREAM. Seeing this sught, roxas finally realized. "ice cream... you're related to raikoo aren't yoU?" he said. Tears are beggining to spill down hi face. Tge thought of the loce of his life being related to his mortal enemy was just dow right heart breaking. You see, raikoo's family inhereted something called the "buff gene". It's nasically a gene that when you are horny you will be buff. It was really hot but it's related to riku so obviouslui ryvksack hates it.
"AWHAJAJAJAJAJAJ not quite.' Sayd ice crw jm. "nANi" roxas asked?????!!% " bitch... I A M riku!!!!11!!!" and then tehy begN TO ;Laugg maniacally. "YAMETE kuFASI" roxas screnensd. Theb is crenm begin to put his dicc on tonroxas mouth. "No yamERO! ISH CREAM PWEASH BE GENTWEW AHHHH!!!!!!" roxas succing the dicc as ice crean spruted hot cum in his slut mouth.
Rocas serely enjoyed it bscs hes a whote. 'iscEWMNm ah more!" saidb him. "okay slutxas." Ice cream uses ultra ibtins to deluver the finest lube in existence he stole it from shaggy. He Behgnan FINgeRING RuckaCK. And the he outs the dicc in. :SJIT U SO TIGHT MY BB!!!" said iece crwem. "FASHTER !!! ROAs scremna and then he Ckimaxes din fromt of ivee cream.