4:19 PM 12/19/00
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
MamaMia!
Summary: Vegeta learns that his mother had escaped
the explosion of the planet Bejito-sei and is living
in a nearby town. How will Vegeta react to seeing her
again, and what secret is she trying to hide from him?
Chuey's Corner: Well, here we go again. After this lil
fic I'm thinking of doing a short B/V. I have a song that's
absolutely perfect for them, it's on an old CD of mine, but
enough about that, here's the fic! :)
Ages: Yes, I know Marron is older than Bra, yes I know their real age differences,
and these ages are kinda screwed up, but I like them this way, so please don't flame me.
Chibi Trunks: 10
Goten & Bra: 8
Marron: 7
Gohan: 17
Everyone else is the same as in the show. Mirai is somewhere in his mid-late teens. There
are a few other little screw ups like Gohan & Videl aren't married yet, but I've never been
one to get technical on these things.
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" What are YOU bakas doing here?! " Vegeta growled angrily as he stomped into the
living room, the rest of the Z Senshi crowded around on the couches & chairs in front of the TV.
" Watchin Christmas specials. " Gohan said blandly as the others continued to stare at
the screen, " We do it every year. "
" Hiya Veggiehead, want some cocoa? " Goku grinned happily as he sipped some more of his
hot chocolate, " It's really yummy! "
" Not if your grubby hands have already touched it. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Hey Krillin, is it just me, or did that tree grow several extra limbs from when they
picked it out? " Goku pointed to the screen, then sipped some more cocoa.
" Yeah, you're right. " Krillin answered.
" Wow, it's just like Piccolo! " Goku smiled as Piccolo glared at him.
" I resent that. " Piccolo said, then went back to meditating.
" GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" YOUR house?! " Bulma's voice said from behind Vegeta, who turned around, " Last time I
checked this was MY home. I'm just letting you live here. " she said to Vegeta, who huffed.
" I stay were I WANT onna! " Vegeta scowled as Bulma narrowed her eyes.
" Well maybe I don't WANT you to stay here. " she smirked as Vegeta's eyes widened,
trying to think of a comeback.
" But--what would Bra say! " Vegeta grabbed Bra by the waist, who had just come into the
room.
" Hi Daddy! " Bra smiled at Vegeta, who's heart melted, causing him to momentarily forget
the rest of his plan.
" See! She WANTS me to stay here & she'd be sad if I left, right B-chan? " Vegeta prodded
his daughter, then set her down.
" Goodbye Daddy. " she waved, then handed Vegeta a nearby suitcase. Bulma grinned
triumphently.
" Ha, ha, very funny. " he said sarcastically, dropping the suitcase, " I swear if I were
back on Bejito-sei I wouldn't be treated like a fool, and by a child! " he growled.
Bra looked up at Vegeta with big saucer-pan eyes, " I love you Daddy! "
" Hee-hee, hehheh, " Vegeta grinned stupidly, then slapped himself across the face,
" Now where the heck was I... "
" You were saying that you're a fool. " Goku said as he stuffed a whole roasted chicken
into his mouth, still staring at the televison set.
" Oh yeah--HEY!!! " Vegeta growled, then rushed over to Goku, " KAKOROT! I SHOULD KILL
YOU RIGHT NOW!! " he grabbed Goku by the collar & picked him up.
" VEGETA! I'm trying to watch the show! " Goku cried as he moved his head from left to
right, trying to see past Vegeta.
" ERR! " Vegeta slammed Goku back into his seat, then walked over next to the TV and
looked around at the drooling masses before him, all staring into the glowing box. He looked down
behind the TV and noticed a strange cord hooked into the wall, then yanked it out, causing the
television to go blank. Various screams arose from in front of the set. Vegeta got up and
glanced at the Senshi, all of whom had looks of pure horror on their faces.
" IT'S DEAD!!! " Goku cried, " VEGETA YOU KILLED IT!!! "
Vegeta smirked, " Wanna make something of that Kakorot. " he cracked his knuckles,
" Come on! Let's fight! "
Goku shrugged, " No thanks, come on guys, I think the one upstairs works. " Goku said as
he & the others got up and walked towards the stairs, Vegeta ran up after them.
" YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT SET'S IN MY BEDROOM! " he screamed as he rushed after them,
then jumped over the railing and blocked the group, " If you even THINK I'm going to let you
sit on MY bed Kakorot then I swear I'll-- "
" Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sligh tonight? " the Santa on the
TV said, Bra standing beside the machine with a grin on her face, the cord now plugged back into
the wall.As if hypnotically, the group, sans Vegeta, turned around and returned to their stations
on the couches and in front of the set.
" Wow, guys, look! It's Master Roshi! " Goku said excitedly as Krillin rolled his eyes &
turned to his friend.
" Goku, that's not Master Roshi, that's Santa Claus. " he said, raising an eyebrow.
" Ya know I thought he put on a little weight. " Goku nodded as Krillin sweatdropped.
Vegeta groaned, it looked like the Baka-tachi wouldn't be leaving anytime soon, and he
certainly wasn't in the mood to destroy the entire living room.
" I'm going back upstairs, the stupidity in this room's sucking up all the oxygen. " he
grumbled as he walked up the stairs & closed the door behind him.
" BYE VEGETA! " Goku chirped cheerfully, then went back to slurping his cocoa.
" Stupid bakayaros, ruining my house with their existance! I'm the PRINCE! They can't
do this to me! " Vegeta pouted as he layed on the bed, stomach down, " That blasted Kakorot,
mooching on that onna of mine. He's proabably already eaten half the contents in that fridge!
How I hate him! If this were Bejito-sei I'd order him KILLED! Yeah, that's what I'd do...but I'm
not there, am I. " he snarled to himself, " Instead I'm stuck on this blasted planet with a
bunch of idiots with a combined I.Q of 10! " Vegeta pouted, " And it's not like I have any other
Saiya-jins here with me, all I have left is Kakorot! Hmmph, some kingdom that is. " he sighed
sadly, then looked about and stuck his thumb in his mouth. Then closed his eyes & nodded off.
" DING DONG! " the doorbell rang, Krillin glanced at the door.
" Krillin could ya get that? " Yamcha said as he popped another mouthfull of popcorn in
& swallowed it.
" Huh? Yeah, okay. " Krillin got up, then groaned slightly, he HAD been laying on that
couch for about several hours now. The doorbell continued to ring, " I'm comin I'm comin! " he
said as he walked up to the door, opened it and gasped.
A tall, beautiful woman stood before him, her long, straight black hair hanging down to
her waist, a few spiky bangs hanging over her forehead. She wore a deep red kamono with a white
symbol written in Japanese on the back of her outfit. Krillin's mouth hung open.
" Wow..." he said, blushing, then gasped. The blood rushed out of his face, turning it
a pale white. The woman had her Saiya-jin tail wrapped around her waist, " Uhh, Yamcha! " he
cried as Yamcha cocked his head back.
" HI THERE! " he zipped over to the woman, knocking Krillin out of the way. Yamcha smiled
slyly, " And what's your name? "
" THAT is none of your consern. " she narrowed her eyes at Yamcha, who looked at her,
confused.
" So, do you want anything? " Yamcha smirked as the woman looked him in the eye.
" I would like to use your communication device. " she said as Yamcha & Krillin looked at
each other with totally clueless expressions.
" Umm, you mean the telephone? " Krillin scratched his head.
" Oh, is that what they call that here. Hmm. " she said, " I don't have any of those at
my residence. "
Goku looked up, then teleported himself to where the small group was standing, " HI! "
he said cheerfully, " Hey Krillin, who's this? "
" I dunno, she won't tell us. " Krillin shrugged, Goku thought for a moment.
" She looks familar. " Goku said as the woman raised an eyebrow, " But I don't know
where...say, do you wanna watch Christmas Specials with us? It's really fun! "
The woman rolled her eyes, then mumbled, " Baka. "
" OOH! OOH! OOH! NOW I KNOW! I REMEMBER WHY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR! YOU REMIND ME OF--oh, wait
no, I forgot again. Gimmie a second. " Goku waved his hands, then put his right hand on his
chin & scratched it.
" May I PLEASE use your communication device, I really need it. " the woman begged as
the door to the upstairs bedroom opened and Vegeta trudged out.
He growled at Goku & the others below him, " NOW what did you bakayaros do to
my hous--MOMMY! " Vegeta's eyes widened enormously as he let out an excited squeal, then zipped
down the stairs & hugged the woman, a huge smile on his face.
Goku put his hands over his mouth to disquise the large grin on his face, then began to
laugh uncontrolably.
" Veggie-Chan! " the woman cried happily as she hugged Vegeta, " Oh my little Veggie-Chan
I thought you were gone forever. "
" I missed you too 'Mommy'. " Vegeta said childishly as the others looked on in shock,
with the exception of Goku, who was now on the floor laughing his head off.
" That, that woman CAN'T be VEGETA'S mother! " Tien gawked.
" Yeah, she's too beautiful to give birth to someone like Vegeta! " Yamcha gasped as
Krillin smirked.
" I tried to tell you she was a Saiyajin but you just pushed me out of the way before I
could say something. " Krillin said as Yamcha's face turned a pale green.
" OH MY GOD! I was flirting with VEGETA'S MOTHER! " Yamcha cried, " I'm TRAMATIZED!!! "
" YEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! " Goku laughed, " HAHA, Vegeta missed his **mommy**! " he giggled
as the woman narrowed her eyes at Goku, then sent a large blast from her hand straight at him,
sending Goku smashing though several walls, then outside onto the lawn in the backyard.
" YOU INSOLENT BRAINLESS BAKAYARO! HOW ^DARE^ YOU MOCK MY LITTLE BOY!! " she set Vegeta
down, then flew up and sent a few more large ki blasts Goku's way, fortuantely for Goku, he
was able to dodge the blasts, then sighed heavily & fell backwards.
" Oh yeah, that is DEFIENATELY Vegeta's mom, no doubt about it. " Krillin said, slightly
nervous. He sweatdropped.
Vegeta grinned ear to ear as he stared at the unconcious Goku, " I love you Mommy. "
" Who WAS that horrible person? " she huffed as Vegeta looked up at her, then smuggly
remarked.
" Oh, that's just Kakorot. How I DESPISE him! " Vegeta clenched his fists.
" Kakorot, isn't that Bardock's son? I thought he had died too. " Vegeta's mother said,
slightly confused.
" He has, his pitiful friends wished him back. " Vegeta grumbled.
" No no no, I thought that he had died before he reached Earth. " she said, then mumbled
to herself, " He'll be surprised. " she said, wide-eyed.
" Who will? "
" Nevermind shortcake. " she smiled softly, " Now, how did you get here? "
" It's a long story. " Vegeta grumbled, " One that I don't wish to talk about right now."
he raised an eyebrow, " How did YOU get here Mother. " he asked.
" Well, about 30 minutes before Bejito-sei exploded one of the Senshi who was fighting
Freeza helped me get off by allowing me to accompany him in his spacecraft. Unfortuantely,
shortly after we set off, the planet exploded. We tried to steer the ship, but crashed down here.
There's no technology around to help repair it. " she pulled out a broken scanner, " THIS is why
I've never been able to detect you. I'm afraid I'm not very skilled in repairing such things. "
" Well "I" can sense power levels WITHOUT any of those things. " Vegeta smirked, then
smiled widely, " Want me to show you how! "
" That would be wonderful of you to do that shortcake. " she said to Vegeta as she
rubbed his hair with her hand, " Come on, let's go out front. "
Vegeta nodded eagerly, " OK Mommy! " he followed his mother outside, held the door for
her, then closed it gingerly behind him.
The group stared at the door in utter amazement, Krillin looked back at the others.
" Something tells me this is going to be one of those "weird" days. " he said as Yamcha
raised an eyebrow.
" Shortcake? "
" Where am I? " Goku said as he opened his eyes to see Chi-Chi & Gohan staring at him,
" Hey, what happened to the Christmas specials? " he looked around, " I never finished my
popcorn! "
" Goku, I think that's the least of our worries at the moment. " Chi-Chi said to her
husband as she continued to bandage his mid-section.
" Huh? " Goku asked, confused.
" Vegeta's mom blasted you through 4 walls of solid steel. I hardly think "popcorn"
should be on your list of conserns. " Gohan groaned.
" Vegeta's--OH! Now I remember! He got all mad at me cuz I made fun of him. " Goku smiled
" Typical Vegeta. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Yeah, well he wasn't very "typical" when his mother showed up. " Gohan said as Chi-Chi
looked at her son, " My God Mom! You would've been shocked if you were there. This woman came to
the door and she was asking to use the phone, I could tell she was a saiyajin because of her
tail. Anyway, Vegeta tumbles out of his room, takes one look at the woman and screams "mommy"
more excitably than Goten in a chocolate factory. " Gohan explained, " Pretty out of character
if ya ask me. "
" Heh-heh, I never pictured Vegeta as a mama's boy. " Goku chuckled, " Heehee, "help
me Mommy; save me Mommy; Mommy! Kakorot made me cry. " he mocked, the noticing Chi-Chi giving him
the evil eye, sat back down again.
" And WHAT'S so wrong with a son wanting to make his mother happy. " she grinned evilly
at Gohan, who swallowed hard.
" Uh, gotta go, uh, pee. Bye Mom! " Gohan zipped upstairs into a room & locked the door
behind him.
" Now why would he want to pee in the closet? " Goku scratched his head, confused.
" SOMEONE should've given his mother a GRANCHILD by now! " Chi-Chi growled, " I'M NOT
GOING TO LIVE FOREVER GOHAN! "
Goku rolled his eyes, " Thank God for that. " he mumbled as Chi-Chi snarled at him.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?! " she grabbed Goku's wrist and held it tighter, causing him to
bite his lip in pain.
" Nothing. " Goku shook his head as Chi-Chi let go.
" Good, I didn't think I heard anything. " she said calmly, then continued to wrap Goku
up in bandages, " However I DO think that it's time I should be hearing some WEDDING BELLS! " she
glanced up the stairs, " You better hope for my sake that you get a girlfriend soon Gohan! "
" I HAVE ONE! " he screamed back, then clasped his hands over his mouth. A wide smile
appeared on Chi-Chi's face.
" It's that girl who wanted to talk to you on the phone the other day wasn't it! " she
said happily as she bounded up the stairs, " I KNEW IT! " she shouted.
" Uh, Chi-Chi? " Goku cried as he stood up, still feeling pain in his chest, " A little
help? Chi-Chi? Chi-Chi? " he stopped, then sighed, " Hey, I'll go over to Bulma's, she'll fix
me right up. " Goku said as he headed for the door. Gohan sprang out of the closet.
" NO DAD! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH-- " Gohan yelped as Goku teleported away. Gohan felt
a small tap on his back and turned around, face to face with a starry-eyed Chi-Chi.
" Come on Gohan, let's go shopping so I can by you a tux for when you get married hmm! "
she grinned in delight as Gohan gulped.
" Oh Kami help me. "
Vegeta felt like he was in heaven as he took another bite out of the fruit his mother
had brought along with her.
" I've brought some seeds from some of the fruit back on our planet, I've been growing
them outside near my home, I hope you like them Veggie-Chan. " Vegeta's mother smiled.
Vegeta smiled happily, " Of course I do Mommy. I haven't had this since--since, before
Father handed me over to Freeza. " he became silent.
" I still can't believe what a fool he was to do that to you! If Freeza hadn't killed him
"I" would've! " his mother snarled as Vegeta reached out for another piece of fruit, only to
find another hand upon it.
" What the--KAKOROT! " Vegeta looked up at Goku, who smiled cheerfully, " GET YOUR
THIRD CLASS HAND OFF OF MY FOOD! "
" Ok. " Goku tossed the exotic piece of fruit in the air & caught it in his mouth, then
swallowed it whole, " See, not in my hands anymore. " he put out his hands.
Vegeta's mother rose to her feet, " What do you think you're doing! I brought that for
my little boy NOT for you, you GLUTTON! " she growled angrily.
" Yeah, that food's for ME only, not for lowly commoners like YOU Kakorot. " Vegeta
smirked evily as his mother geared to blast Goku as Bulma came down the steps.
" Oh, hi Goku, did you meet Mrs. Bejito yet? " she asked then gasped as Vegeta's mother
sent another Ki blast towards Goku, sending him back in the opposite direction he went the last
time.
" Deja vu. " Bulma sweatdropped, " What's going on here?! "
" Mommy's beating Kakorot to a pulp onna! " Vegeta smiled happily as he watched Goku
get up, then transmit himself back into the kitchen.
" Alright Kakorot, NOW it's 2 against one! " he smirked as he got up.
" Hoo-boy. " Goku rolled his eyes, " Listen Vegeta, you KNOW I'm stronger than you
already and I don't wanna hurt you because then your Mom'll get mad at me-- "
" --YOU ARE NOT STRONGER THAN ME! " Vegeta slapped his hand over Goku's mouth, he
whispered loudly in an angered tone, " Do you think I WANT my mother to know that a peasant like
you is more powerful than I!? "
" OH! I get it, you wanna show you're "Mommy" that your a "big boy" now and that you'll
look really stupid if she finds out that I'm more powerful than her "lil prince", right? " Goku
chuckled as Vegeta growled.
" ALRIGHT KAKOROT WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta screamed as he grabbed
Goku by the arm & dragged him outside.
" But Vegeta, I need Bulma to fix my chest first. " Goku whined.
" Well, that'll just make it more interesing... " Vegeta smirked menacingly, then poked
his head inside, " Coming Mommy? "
" Of course angel. " she smiled as she followed the two outside.
" Devil's more like it. " Goku snickered as Vegeta belted him in the chest, Goku yelped
in pain, " VEGETA! Not there! "
" See Mother, I TOLD you he was weak! " Vegeta smiled as Goku groaned.
Goku sighed, silghtly bored, " Oh brother. "
" Okay Kakorot! Hit me! I'll give you a head start After all, you WILL need it! " Vegeta
said proudly, " Come on! Gimmie your best shot! " he laughed as Goku walked up to Vegeta, who
glanced over at his mother.
" He's mentally ill you know. " Vegeta said, " Kakorot couldn't hit the broad side of a--
---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!! " Goku kicked Vegeta in the croch causing him to
cry in pain as he fell to the ground, " WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!! " he screamed.
" You told me to give you my best shot, that's the best I can do without trying to kill
you. " Goku shrugged.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta screamed, " Watch this one Mommy! " he grinned, then went SS2.
" OH MY GOODNESS! " Mrs. Bejito shouted, " SWEETY! "YOU'RE" A SUPER SAIYAJIN?! " she
gasped in awe as Vegeta smirked.
" Pretty impressive huh! " Vegeta grinned, Goku smiled.
" OOH! MY TURN MY TURN! " Goku said, going SS3, causing Vegeta to frown.
" KAKOROT! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME IN FRONT OF-- "
" --your *Mommy*. " Goku giggled as Vegeta rushed towards Goku & headbutted him in the
chest, causing Goku to stumble and fall on his back. Vegeta flew up & then headed down towards
Goku. He jumped to his feet & grabbed Vegeta by the tip of his hair as he whizzed by, Goku
swung the saiyajin prince around over his head & tossed him to the ground, " Are we done yet?
I'm hungry. "
Vegeta groaned, then attempted to get up, " NO KAKOROT! WE ARE NOT "DONE YET"!!! DO YOU
THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU! "
" I dunno, are you? " Goku scratched his head.
" Kakorot everytime you open your mouth you prove what a fool you are. " Vegeta shook
his head, then smiled at his mother, " Right Mommy? "
" VEGGIE-CHAN LOOK OUT!!! " Mrs. Bejito cried as Vegeta turned his head to his left,
only to meet up with Goku's foot.
" OFFA! " Vegeta screamed as the bottom of the taller saiyajin's foot made contact with
his cheek. Vegeta reacted quickly & grabbed the end of Goku's foot & twisted it as hard as he
could, Goku moaned, " HAHA! You think you're so smart, don't you Kakorot, " Vegeta mocked, then
twisted Goku's left leg the other way. Goku strugged and grabbed his leg with his hands & tried
to pull it out of Vegeta's grasp. Vegeta smirked and looked back, " Look Mommy I'm winning! " he
blinked, confused, for his mother was no longer in the doorway, " Where IS she! I'm just about
to win and she decides to leave! "
Goku yanked his foot out of Vegeta's grip, " Maybe she doesn't love you anymore cuz I
beat you up. " he teased as Vegeta rushed at Goku & picked him up by the collar of his orange
shirt.
" HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS!!! " Vegeta sneered, then tossed Goku down, " MY MOTHER
WOULD NEVER ABANDON ME!!!! "
" Actually, I think she is right now. " Goku pointed out as Vegeta turned his head to
see his mother in the kitchen talking on the phone to somebody.
" Don't do that Kakorot! " Vegeta huffed, then stomped inside, Goku walking behind him,
now holding his chest, which was in even more pain.
" I wonder who she's talking to? " Goku said loudly as Vegeta slapped his hand over
Goku's mouth.
" SHH! " he hissed, then sneaked behind the table and began to listen in on the
conversation.
" You're kidding? It came back positive? Oh that's WONDERFUL! " Mrs. Bejito said happily
as she held the phone against her ear. She patted her stomach, " Oh just wait til my little
Veggie-Chan hears about this! He'll be so happy! Yes, and you'll never guess who else is here
with me too honey! It's YOUR son. I know, I thought he was gone too. You'll never be able to
believe how TALL he's gotten, he looks just like you too. Yes, yes, okay, I'll be there in a
short while, sayonara! " she smiled, then hung up the phone.
" What came back positive? " Goku wondered to himself.
" What "Honey"? MOTHER!!! " Vegeta screamed as Mrs. Bejito turned around.
" Oh, hi sweetie, I was just talking to a friend of mine. " she said as Vegeta stared
at her, confused.
" Are you, feeling okay? " Vegeta pointed to his mother, who was holding her stomach,
Mrs. Bejito looked down, then took her hands off of it.
" I'm just fine. " she smiled serenely.
" Hmm. " Vegeta glared suspricously, " WHO THE HECK DID YOU JUST CALL "HONEY"??? " he
exclaimed angrily.
" I told you, a friend of mine, I mentioned him earlier remember? " Mrs. Bejito said.
" Oh, the guy who saved you from the planet's destruction, right? " Goku said as Vegeta's
eyes widened.
" Kakorot, I'm surprised you can actually remember something like that. " Vegeta said,
mildly impressed.
" Wait, what did you say again? " Goku asked as Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Nevermind. " Vegeta groaned, " Say mother, what were you talking about to that person
anyway." he raised an eyebrow, then looked around, his mother once again nowhere to be seen,
" Mother? Mother? Mother! " he cried, frustrated. Goku tapped Vegeta on the shoulder.
" And what do YOU want! " Vegeta snarled at Goku.
Goku pointed at the front door, which was now wide open. Snow fell down in clumps onto
the grassy lawn, " I think, she's gone. "
Vegeta ran over to the doorway & put his left hand on the doorknob, sticking his head
outside, " Mother! MOTHER! " he said. Vegeta groaned, " NOW where did she go? "
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1:25 PM 12/22/00
Where has Vegeta's mother gone? What surprise has she found out
from her friend? And for that who was she talking to on the phone
in the first place? Find out in Part 2 of MamaMia!
End Note: Since I probably won't get anything else out here till
after Christmas, I wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to
everyone! Later! -Chuquita ^u^
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
MamaMia!
Summary: Vegeta learns that his mother had escaped
the explosion of the planet Bejito-sei and is living
in a nearby town. How will Vegeta react to seeing her
again, and what secret is she trying to hide from him?
Chuey's Corner: Well, here we go again. After this lil
fic I'm thinking of doing a short B/V. I have a song that's
absolutely perfect for them, it's on an old CD of mine, but
enough about that, here's the fic! :)
Ages: Yes, I know Marron is older than Bra, yes I know their real age differences,
and these ages are kinda screwed up, but I like them this way, so please don't flame me.
Chibi Trunks: 10
Goten & Bra: 8
Marron: 7
Gohan: 17
Everyone else is the same as in the show. Mirai is somewhere in his mid-late teens. There
are a few other little screw ups like Gohan & Videl aren't married yet, but I've never been
one to get technical on these things.
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" What are YOU bakas doing here?! " Vegeta growled angrily as he stomped into the
living room, the rest of the Z Senshi crowded around on the couches & chairs in front of the TV.
" Watchin Christmas specials. " Gohan said blandly as the others continued to stare at
the screen, " We do it every year. "
" Hiya Veggiehead, want some cocoa? " Goku grinned happily as he sipped some more of his
hot chocolate, " It's really yummy! "
" Not if your grubby hands have already touched it. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Hey Krillin, is it just me, or did that tree grow several extra limbs from when they
picked it out? " Goku pointed to the screen, then sipped some more cocoa.
" Yeah, you're right. " Krillin answered.
" Wow, it's just like Piccolo! " Goku smiled as Piccolo glared at him.
" I resent that. " Piccolo said, then went back to meditating.
" GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" YOUR house?! " Bulma's voice said from behind Vegeta, who turned around, " Last time I
checked this was MY home. I'm just letting you live here. " she said to Vegeta, who huffed.
" I stay were I WANT onna! " Vegeta scowled as Bulma narrowed her eyes.
" Well maybe I don't WANT you to stay here. " she smirked as Vegeta's eyes widened,
trying to think of a comeback.
" But--what would Bra say! " Vegeta grabbed Bra by the waist, who had just come into the
room.
" Hi Daddy! " Bra smiled at Vegeta, who's heart melted, causing him to momentarily forget
the rest of his plan.
" See! She WANTS me to stay here & she'd be sad if I left, right B-chan? " Vegeta prodded
his daughter, then set her down.
" Goodbye Daddy. " she waved, then handed Vegeta a nearby suitcase. Bulma grinned
triumphently.
" Ha, ha, very funny. " he said sarcastically, dropping the suitcase, " I swear if I were
back on Bejito-sei I wouldn't be treated like a fool, and by a child! " he growled.
Bra looked up at Vegeta with big saucer-pan eyes, " I love you Daddy! "
" Hee-hee, hehheh, " Vegeta grinned stupidly, then slapped himself across the face,
" Now where the heck was I... "
" You were saying that you're a fool. " Goku said as he stuffed a whole roasted chicken
into his mouth, still staring at the televison set.
" Oh yeah--HEY!!! " Vegeta growled, then rushed over to Goku, " KAKOROT! I SHOULD KILL
YOU RIGHT NOW!! " he grabbed Goku by the collar & picked him up.
" VEGETA! I'm trying to watch the show! " Goku cried as he moved his head from left to
right, trying to see past Vegeta.
" ERR! " Vegeta slammed Goku back into his seat, then walked over next to the TV and
looked around at the drooling masses before him, all staring into the glowing box. He looked down
behind the TV and noticed a strange cord hooked into the wall, then yanked it out, causing the
television to go blank. Various screams arose from in front of the set. Vegeta got up and
glanced at the Senshi, all of whom had looks of pure horror on their faces.
" IT'S DEAD!!! " Goku cried, " VEGETA YOU KILLED IT!!! "
Vegeta smirked, " Wanna make something of that Kakorot. " he cracked his knuckles,
" Come on! Let's fight! "
Goku shrugged, " No thanks, come on guys, I think the one upstairs works. " Goku said as
he & the others got up and walked towards the stairs, Vegeta ran up after them.
" YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT SET'S IN MY BEDROOM! " he screamed as he rushed after them,
then jumped over the railing and blocked the group, " If you even THINK I'm going to let you
sit on MY bed Kakorot then I swear I'll-- "
" Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sligh tonight? " the Santa on the
TV said, Bra standing beside the machine with a grin on her face, the cord now plugged back into
the wall.As if hypnotically, the group, sans Vegeta, turned around and returned to their stations
on the couches and in front of the set.
" Wow, guys, look! It's Master Roshi! " Goku said excitedly as Krillin rolled his eyes &
turned to his friend.
" Goku, that's not Master Roshi, that's Santa Claus. " he said, raising an eyebrow.
" Ya know I thought he put on a little weight. " Goku nodded as Krillin sweatdropped.
Vegeta groaned, it looked like the Baka-tachi wouldn't be leaving anytime soon, and he
certainly wasn't in the mood to destroy the entire living room.
" I'm going back upstairs, the stupidity in this room's sucking up all the oxygen. " he
grumbled as he walked up the stairs & closed the door behind him.
" BYE VEGETA! " Goku chirped cheerfully, then went back to slurping his cocoa.
" Stupid bakayaros, ruining my house with their existance! I'm the PRINCE! They can't
do this to me! " Vegeta pouted as he layed on the bed, stomach down, " That blasted Kakorot,
mooching on that onna of mine. He's proabably already eaten half the contents in that fridge!
How I hate him! If this were Bejito-sei I'd order him KILLED! Yeah, that's what I'd do...but I'm
not there, am I. " he snarled to himself, " Instead I'm stuck on this blasted planet with a
bunch of idiots with a combined I.Q of 10! " Vegeta pouted, " And it's not like I have any other
Saiya-jins here with me, all I have left is Kakorot! Hmmph, some kingdom that is. " he sighed
sadly, then looked about and stuck his thumb in his mouth. Then closed his eyes & nodded off.
" DING DONG! " the doorbell rang, Krillin glanced at the door.
" Krillin could ya get that? " Yamcha said as he popped another mouthfull of popcorn in
& swallowed it.
" Huh? Yeah, okay. " Krillin got up, then groaned slightly, he HAD been laying on that
couch for about several hours now. The doorbell continued to ring, " I'm comin I'm comin! " he
said as he walked up to the door, opened it and gasped.
A tall, beautiful woman stood before him, her long, straight black hair hanging down to
her waist, a few spiky bangs hanging over her forehead. She wore a deep red kamono with a white
symbol written in Japanese on the back of her outfit. Krillin's mouth hung open.
" Wow..." he said, blushing, then gasped. The blood rushed out of his face, turning it
a pale white. The woman had her Saiya-jin tail wrapped around her waist, " Uhh, Yamcha! " he
cried as Yamcha cocked his head back.
" HI THERE! " he zipped over to the woman, knocking Krillin out of the way. Yamcha smiled
slyly, " And what's your name? "
" THAT is none of your consern. " she narrowed her eyes at Yamcha, who looked at her,
confused.
" So, do you want anything? " Yamcha smirked as the woman looked him in the eye.
" I would like to use your communication device. " she said as Yamcha & Krillin looked at
each other with totally clueless expressions.
" Umm, you mean the telephone? " Krillin scratched his head.
" Oh, is that what they call that here. Hmm. " she said, " I don't have any of those at
my residence. "
Goku looked up, then teleported himself to where the small group was standing, " HI! "
he said cheerfully, " Hey Krillin, who's this? "
" I dunno, she won't tell us. " Krillin shrugged, Goku thought for a moment.
" She looks familar. " Goku said as the woman raised an eyebrow, " But I don't know
where...say, do you wanna watch Christmas Specials with us? It's really fun! "
The woman rolled her eyes, then mumbled, " Baka. "
" OOH! OOH! OOH! NOW I KNOW! I REMEMBER WHY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR! YOU REMIND ME OF--oh, wait
no, I forgot again. Gimmie a second. " Goku waved his hands, then put his right hand on his
chin & scratched it.
" May I PLEASE use your communication device, I really need it. " the woman begged as
the door to the upstairs bedroom opened and Vegeta trudged out.
He growled at Goku & the others below him, " NOW what did you bakayaros do to
my hous--MOMMY! " Vegeta's eyes widened enormously as he let out an excited squeal, then zipped
down the stairs & hugged the woman, a huge smile on his face.
Goku put his hands over his mouth to disquise the large grin on his face, then began to
laugh uncontrolably.
" Veggie-Chan! " the woman cried happily as she hugged Vegeta, " Oh my little Veggie-Chan
I thought you were gone forever. "
" I missed you too 'Mommy'. " Vegeta said childishly as the others looked on in shock,
with the exception of Goku, who was now on the floor laughing his head off.
" That, that woman CAN'T be VEGETA'S mother! " Tien gawked.
" Yeah, she's too beautiful to give birth to someone like Vegeta! " Yamcha gasped as
Krillin smirked.
" I tried to tell you she was a Saiyajin but you just pushed me out of the way before I
could say something. " Krillin said as Yamcha's face turned a pale green.
" OH MY GOD! I was flirting with VEGETA'S MOTHER! " Yamcha cried, " I'm TRAMATIZED!!! "
" YEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! " Goku laughed, " HAHA, Vegeta missed his **mommy**! " he giggled
as the woman narrowed her eyes at Goku, then sent a large blast from her hand straight at him,
sending Goku smashing though several walls, then outside onto the lawn in the backyard.
" YOU INSOLENT BRAINLESS BAKAYARO! HOW ^DARE^ YOU MOCK MY LITTLE BOY!! " she set Vegeta
down, then flew up and sent a few more large ki blasts Goku's way, fortuantely for Goku, he
was able to dodge the blasts, then sighed heavily & fell backwards.
" Oh yeah, that is DEFIENATELY Vegeta's mom, no doubt about it. " Krillin said, slightly
nervous. He sweatdropped.
Vegeta grinned ear to ear as he stared at the unconcious Goku, " I love you Mommy. "
" Who WAS that horrible person? " she huffed as Vegeta looked up at her, then smuggly
remarked.
" Oh, that's just Kakorot. How I DESPISE him! " Vegeta clenched his fists.
" Kakorot, isn't that Bardock's son? I thought he had died too. " Vegeta's mother said,
slightly confused.
" He has, his pitiful friends wished him back. " Vegeta grumbled.
" No no no, I thought that he had died before he reached Earth. " she said, then mumbled
to herself, " He'll be surprised. " she said, wide-eyed.
" Who will? "
" Nevermind shortcake. " she smiled softly, " Now, how did you get here? "
" It's a long story. " Vegeta grumbled, " One that I don't wish to talk about right now."
he raised an eyebrow, " How did YOU get here Mother. " he asked.
" Well, about 30 minutes before Bejito-sei exploded one of the Senshi who was fighting
Freeza helped me get off by allowing me to accompany him in his spacecraft. Unfortuantely,
shortly after we set off, the planet exploded. We tried to steer the ship, but crashed down here.
There's no technology around to help repair it. " she pulled out a broken scanner, " THIS is why
I've never been able to detect you. I'm afraid I'm not very skilled in repairing such things. "
" Well "I" can sense power levels WITHOUT any of those things. " Vegeta smirked, then
smiled widely, " Want me to show you how! "
" That would be wonderful of you to do that shortcake. " she said to Vegeta as she
rubbed his hair with her hand, " Come on, let's go out front. "
Vegeta nodded eagerly, " OK Mommy! " he followed his mother outside, held the door for
her, then closed it gingerly behind him.
The group stared at the door in utter amazement, Krillin looked back at the others.
" Something tells me this is going to be one of those "weird" days. " he said as Yamcha
raised an eyebrow.
" Shortcake? "
" Where am I? " Goku said as he opened his eyes to see Chi-Chi & Gohan staring at him,
" Hey, what happened to the Christmas specials? " he looked around, " I never finished my
popcorn! "
" Goku, I think that's the least of our worries at the moment. " Chi-Chi said to her
husband as she continued to bandage his mid-section.
" Huh? " Goku asked, confused.
" Vegeta's mom blasted you through 4 walls of solid steel. I hardly think "popcorn"
should be on your list of conserns. " Gohan groaned.
" Vegeta's--OH! Now I remember! He got all mad at me cuz I made fun of him. " Goku smiled
" Typical Vegeta. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Yeah, well he wasn't very "typical" when his mother showed up. " Gohan said as Chi-Chi
looked at her son, " My God Mom! You would've been shocked if you were there. This woman came to
the door and she was asking to use the phone, I could tell she was a saiyajin because of her
tail. Anyway, Vegeta tumbles out of his room, takes one look at the woman and screams "mommy"
more excitably than Goten in a chocolate factory. " Gohan explained, " Pretty out of character
if ya ask me. "
" Heh-heh, I never pictured Vegeta as a mama's boy. " Goku chuckled, " Heehee, "help
me Mommy; save me Mommy; Mommy! Kakorot made me cry. " he mocked, the noticing Chi-Chi giving him
the evil eye, sat back down again.
" And WHAT'S so wrong with a son wanting to make his mother happy. " she grinned evilly
at Gohan, who swallowed hard.
" Uh, gotta go, uh, pee. Bye Mom! " Gohan zipped upstairs into a room & locked the door
behind him.
" Now why would he want to pee in the closet? " Goku scratched his head, confused.
" SOMEONE should've given his mother a GRANCHILD by now! " Chi-Chi growled, " I'M NOT
GOING TO LIVE FOREVER GOHAN! "
Goku rolled his eyes, " Thank God for that. " he mumbled as Chi-Chi snarled at him.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?! " she grabbed Goku's wrist and held it tighter, causing him to
bite his lip in pain.
" Nothing. " Goku shook his head as Chi-Chi let go.
" Good, I didn't think I heard anything. " she said calmly, then continued to wrap Goku
up in bandages, " However I DO think that it's time I should be hearing some WEDDING BELLS! " she
glanced up the stairs, " You better hope for my sake that you get a girlfriend soon Gohan! "
" I HAVE ONE! " he screamed back, then clasped his hands over his mouth. A wide smile
appeared on Chi-Chi's face.
" It's that girl who wanted to talk to you on the phone the other day wasn't it! " she
said happily as she bounded up the stairs, " I KNEW IT! " she shouted.
" Uh, Chi-Chi? " Goku cried as he stood up, still feeling pain in his chest, " A little
help? Chi-Chi? Chi-Chi? " he stopped, then sighed, " Hey, I'll go over to Bulma's, she'll fix
me right up. " Goku said as he headed for the door. Gohan sprang out of the closet.
" NO DAD! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH-- " Gohan yelped as Goku teleported away. Gohan felt
a small tap on his back and turned around, face to face with a starry-eyed Chi-Chi.
" Come on Gohan, let's go shopping so I can by you a tux for when you get married hmm! "
she grinned in delight as Gohan gulped.
" Oh Kami help me. "
Vegeta felt like he was in heaven as he took another bite out of the fruit his mother
had brought along with her.
" I've brought some seeds from some of the fruit back on our planet, I've been growing
them outside near my home, I hope you like them Veggie-Chan. " Vegeta's mother smiled.
Vegeta smiled happily, " Of course I do Mommy. I haven't had this since--since, before
Father handed me over to Freeza. " he became silent.
" I still can't believe what a fool he was to do that to you! If Freeza hadn't killed him
"I" would've! " his mother snarled as Vegeta reached out for another piece of fruit, only to
find another hand upon it.
" What the--KAKOROT! " Vegeta looked up at Goku, who smiled cheerfully, " GET YOUR
THIRD CLASS HAND OFF OF MY FOOD! "
" Ok. " Goku tossed the exotic piece of fruit in the air & caught it in his mouth, then
swallowed it whole, " See, not in my hands anymore. " he put out his hands.
Vegeta's mother rose to her feet, " What do you think you're doing! I brought that for
my little boy NOT for you, you GLUTTON! " she growled angrily.
" Yeah, that food's for ME only, not for lowly commoners like YOU Kakorot. " Vegeta
smirked evily as his mother geared to blast Goku as Bulma came down the steps.
" Oh, hi Goku, did you meet Mrs. Bejito yet? " she asked then gasped as Vegeta's mother
sent another Ki blast towards Goku, sending him back in the opposite direction he went the last
time.
" Deja vu. " Bulma sweatdropped, " What's going on here?! "
" Mommy's beating Kakorot to a pulp onna! " Vegeta smiled happily as he watched Goku
get up, then transmit himself back into the kitchen.
" Alright Kakorot, NOW it's 2 against one! " he smirked as he got up.
" Hoo-boy. " Goku rolled his eyes, " Listen Vegeta, you KNOW I'm stronger than you
already and I don't wanna hurt you because then your Mom'll get mad at me-- "
" --YOU ARE NOT STRONGER THAN ME! " Vegeta slapped his hand over Goku's mouth, he
whispered loudly in an angered tone, " Do you think I WANT my mother to know that a peasant like
you is more powerful than I!? "
" OH! I get it, you wanna show you're "Mommy" that your a "big boy" now and that you'll
look really stupid if she finds out that I'm more powerful than her "lil prince", right? " Goku
chuckled as Vegeta growled.
" ALRIGHT KAKOROT WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta screamed as he grabbed
Goku by the arm & dragged him outside.
" But Vegeta, I need Bulma to fix my chest first. " Goku whined.
" Well, that'll just make it more interesing... " Vegeta smirked menacingly, then poked
his head inside, " Coming Mommy? "
" Of course angel. " she smiled as she followed the two outside.
" Devil's more like it. " Goku snickered as Vegeta belted him in the chest, Goku yelped
in pain, " VEGETA! Not there! "
" See Mother, I TOLD you he was weak! " Vegeta smiled as Goku groaned.
Goku sighed, silghtly bored, " Oh brother. "
" Okay Kakorot! Hit me! I'll give you a head start After all, you WILL need it! " Vegeta
said proudly, " Come on! Gimmie your best shot! " he laughed as Goku walked up to Vegeta, who
glanced over at his mother.
" He's mentally ill you know. " Vegeta said, " Kakorot couldn't hit the broad side of a--
---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!! " Goku kicked Vegeta in the croch causing him to
cry in pain as he fell to the ground, " WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!! " he screamed.
" You told me to give you my best shot, that's the best I can do without trying to kill
you. " Goku shrugged.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta screamed, " Watch this one Mommy! " he grinned, then went SS2.
" OH MY GOODNESS! " Mrs. Bejito shouted, " SWEETY! "YOU'RE" A SUPER SAIYAJIN?! " she
gasped in awe as Vegeta smirked.
" Pretty impressive huh! " Vegeta grinned, Goku smiled.
" OOH! MY TURN MY TURN! " Goku said, going SS3, causing Vegeta to frown.
" KAKOROT! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME IN FRONT OF-- "
" --your *Mommy*. " Goku giggled as Vegeta rushed towards Goku & headbutted him in the
chest, causing Goku to stumble and fall on his back. Vegeta flew up & then headed down towards
Goku. He jumped to his feet & grabbed Vegeta by the tip of his hair as he whizzed by, Goku
swung the saiyajin prince around over his head & tossed him to the ground, " Are we done yet?
I'm hungry. "
Vegeta groaned, then attempted to get up, " NO KAKOROT! WE ARE NOT "DONE YET"!!! DO YOU
THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU! "
" I dunno, are you? " Goku scratched his head.
" Kakorot everytime you open your mouth you prove what a fool you are. " Vegeta shook
his head, then smiled at his mother, " Right Mommy? "
" VEGGIE-CHAN LOOK OUT!!! " Mrs. Bejito cried as Vegeta turned his head to his left,
only to meet up with Goku's foot.
" OFFA! " Vegeta screamed as the bottom of the taller saiyajin's foot made contact with
his cheek. Vegeta reacted quickly & grabbed the end of Goku's foot & twisted it as hard as he
could, Goku moaned, " HAHA! You think you're so smart, don't you Kakorot, " Vegeta mocked, then
twisted Goku's left leg the other way. Goku strugged and grabbed his leg with his hands & tried
to pull it out of Vegeta's grasp. Vegeta smirked and looked back, " Look Mommy I'm winning! " he
blinked, confused, for his mother was no longer in the doorway, " Where IS she! I'm just about
to win and she decides to leave! "
Goku yanked his foot out of Vegeta's grip, " Maybe she doesn't love you anymore cuz I
beat you up. " he teased as Vegeta rushed at Goku & picked him up by the collar of his orange
shirt.
" HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS!!! " Vegeta sneered, then tossed Goku down, " MY MOTHER
WOULD NEVER ABANDON ME!!!! "
" Actually, I think she is right now. " Goku pointed out as Vegeta turned his head to
see his mother in the kitchen talking on the phone to somebody.
" Don't do that Kakorot! " Vegeta huffed, then stomped inside, Goku walking behind him,
now holding his chest, which was in even more pain.
" I wonder who she's talking to? " Goku said loudly as Vegeta slapped his hand over
Goku's mouth.
" SHH! " he hissed, then sneaked behind the table and began to listen in on the
conversation.
" You're kidding? It came back positive? Oh that's WONDERFUL! " Mrs. Bejito said happily
as she held the phone against her ear. She patted her stomach, " Oh just wait til my little
Veggie-Chan hears about this! He'll be so happy! Yes, and you'll never guess who else is here
with me too honey! It's YOUR son. I know, I thought he was gone too. You'll never be able to
believe how TALL he's gotten, he looks just like you too. Yes, yes, okay, I'll be there in a
short while, sayonara! " she smiled, then hung up the phone.
" What came back positive? " Goku wondered to himself.
" What "Honey"? MOTHER!!! " Vegeta screamed as Mrs. Bejito turned around.
" Oh, hi sweetie, I was just talking to a friend of mine. " she said as Vegeta stared
at her, confused.
" Are you, feeling okay? " Vegeta pointed to his mother, who was holding her stomach,
Mrs. Bejito looked down, then took her hands off of it.
" I'm just fine. " she smiled serenely.
" Hmm. " Vegeta glared suspricously, " WHO THE HECK DID YOU JUST CALL "HONEY"??? " he
exclaimed angrily.
" I told you, a friend of mine, I mentioned him earlier remember? " Mrs. Bejito said.
" Oh, the guy who saved you from the planet's destruction, right? " Goku said as Vegeta's
eyes widened.
" Kakorot, I'm surprised you can actually remember something like that. " Vegeta said,
mildly impressed.
" Wait, what did you say again? " Goku asked as Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Nevermind. " Vegeta groaned, " Say mother, what were you talking about to that person
anyway." he raised an eyebrow, then looked around, his mother once again nowhere to be seen,
" Mother? Mother? Mother! " he cried, frustrated. Goku tapped Vegeta on the shoulder.
" And what do YOU want! " Vegeta snarled at Goku.
Goku pointed at the front door, which was now wide open. Snow fell down in clumps onto
the grassy lawn, " I think, she's gone. "
Vegeta ran over to the doorway & put his left hand on the doorknob, sticking his head
outside, " Mother! MOTHER! " he said. Vegeta groaned, " NOW where did she go? "
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1:25 PM 12/22/00
Where has Vegeta's mother gone? What surprise has she found out
from her friend? And for that who was she talking to on the phone
in the first place? Find out in Part 2 of MamaMia!
End Note: Since I probably won't get anything else out here till
after Christmas, I wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to
everyone! Later! -Chuquita ^u^