Hey guys! So this will be a series of one shots written with Lemon! 100 themes challenge seemed interesting, and we need a place to dump things that don't belong in any of our other stories...so yeah.

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Theme 69: Annoyance

The sound was getting to Soul.

The constant squish, the disgusting mashing noise it made as teeth chomped down on it again and again and again. It was driving him absolutely up the wall.

He had had enough.

Sighing, he turned off the tv and swiveled to face the girl who's nose was buried in a book and feet propped up on his lap.

The very same girl who was chewing the gum.

"Maka." Said girl tore her gaze from her novel and brought it up to meet his piercing crimson eyes.

"Hmm? What's up?" she asked, viridian eyes looking at him curiously as the gum continued to make smacking noises in her mouth.

"Maka, spit it out."

She frowned, but continued chewing. "Spit what out?"

"You know what. Spit. It. Out."

Maka closed her book, still frowning at him, still chewing the gum.

"No...I really don't." she said slowly, "Spit what out Soul?"

He was losing his patience. Unable to rip his gaze away from the infernal WAD that was moving in between her teeth, he answered her through a clenched jaw.

"The GUM Maka. Spit the damn gum out."

Maka raised an eyebrow at him before scoffing and opening her book again.

"No. It's just gum Soul. What's the big problem?"

He seethed.

"What's the problem? The problem is its fucking annoying. Spit it out."

Maka glared at him now, unhappy with the tone he had just taken with her and set her mouth in a flat line, stubborn as ever.

"No! It tastes good, and I don't want to."

"Maka..."

"I said no Soul. I won't."

"Maka."

She just chewed even louder.

"Maka!"

Rolling the gum in her mouth, she blew a large bubble.

It popped.

Soul pounced.

"SOUL! What are y-mmph!" Maka's eyes flew wide open as Soul crushed his mouth to hers, his large hands circling her wrists and pinning her down to the couch.

After a brief moment of shock, Maka returned the kiss and his grip on her loosened. A couple seconds later, he pulled away, leaving his very shocked miester staring at him with eyes as wide as saucers.

They followed him as he stood up from the couch and walked nonchalantly to the other side of the living room. He stopped in front of the garbage can and leaned over, spitting out a large piece of gum, HER gum, into the can.

He straightened and walked back over to the couch, plopping himself back into his spot and reached for the remote. After turning the tv back on, he looked at his still stunned partner before grinning.

He didn't even see the book coming.

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