I don't own Harry Potter, Family Guy, or Lethal Weapons.
Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead, killed by his own rebounding curse, and Harry stood with two wands in his hand, staring down at his enemy's shell. Then Harry said all of a sudden:
" It's just been revoked", trying to sound like a badass.
" Uh Harry, he didn't really set you up for that Lethal Weapons line there. That doesn't really apply to this situation." Ron explained.
" Then I'll have what she's having." Harry said in the same badass voice.
" That's……… better." Ron said hesitantly.
There you go, just a little Harry Potter/ Family Guy Parody. Hope you enjoyed it!