Disclaimer: Alas, I do not own Sherlock, its characters, nothing.

A is for angular cheekbones

B is for the blue scarf

C is for the cranium sitting on a shelf

D is for deductions

E is for experiments

F is for a friend, just the one

G is for genius

H is for high functioning sociopath

I is for IOU

J is for the joy of a serial killer

K is for the kind little doctor

L is for the laughter

M is for morbidity

N is for the nicotine patches

O is for the observations

P is for pink

Q is for questions

R is for Reichenbach

S is for the stupid people, all around

T is for taxi

U is for the unknown

V is for the violin

W is for war doctor

And then there is X, Y and Z