Songfics Ahoy!

I've been reading some of these lately, and decided to try my own!

Beware- Filled with Tobue fluff, but that is expected of me. Some swearing and Sid being in love with Tobey.

Womanizer- Britney Spears

Sue looked up from her book and laughed. Tobey was dancing to some weird CD of his that he got last time they went shopping. He looked so stupid, she couldn't help but laughing.

Tobey stopped dancing and frowned at me, "Sue, you're just jealous 'cause my dancing is gonna turn me into a superstar."

"Sure they will." Sue smiled and rolled her eyes.

"You're just lucky I'm the womanizer of Chinatown." Tobey struck a pose, and then fell to the ground.

Sue set her book down on the bench and stood up. She walked over to Tobey and sat down on his stomach.

"Yes, yes you are." Sue said, kissing her skunk haired best friend.

Amnesia- Britney Spears

"You come here a lot?" The voice belonged to somebody she knew.

"I won't tell you what my new number is." She told him angrily, parking her bike next to Sid's.

"I don't want your number! I can't forget about you, Sue." He said, stepping into the red glow of the Wu's Garden sign.

"I- Tobey I-I- I just can't." She covered her face, trying not to cry.

Tobey walked over to her, wrapped his arms around her, and kissed her like he used to. She melted like butter. Her brother's warnings flew away instantly as she kissed him back. The last week's events flew away, she had voluntary amnesia.

I Kissed a Girl- Katy Perry

"That didn't go the way I planned." Tobey muttered, sitting on the end of his bed.

"What didn't go how you planned?" Sid asked, navigating his way through the mountains of dirty laundry cluttering the floor of our room.

"Studying with your sister." Tobey put his head in his hands.

"What'd you do to her?" Sid asked, hoping his best friend didn't hurt his little sister.

"Oh. My. God." Tobey said, finally realizing what he had done.

Sue burst through the door, "TOBEY!" She fumed.

"Oh lord." Tobey ducked, waiting for Sue to hit him.

Instead, she grabbed his tank top and kissed him. She let go of him, waved goodbye to her brother, and left.

"What was that all about?" Sid asked, very very confused.

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it!" Tobey shouted victoriously.

Sid shook his head in surprise, and ran after his sister.

Every Time We Touch- Cascada

Tobey smiled at his sleeping girlfriend. She looked so peaceful. He could still hear her yelling at him for spilling Hot and Sour soup on her new shirt at lunch. Tobey reached out to touch her face. He wanted to know it was still her, and not a trick.

When his fingers touched her soft skin, his heart expanded to twice the size of his huge stomach. He still wasn't convinced. Tobey leaned over and kissed her lips. His heart might as well have exploded out of his chest.

"Tobey, what are you doing in here?" Nana asked, making him jump.

"I, uh, was just, uh, checking on Sue." He laughed nervously.

"That was very nice of you, but you should probably get to bed yourself." Nana stepped aside so he could leave.

"Sure thing Nana." The blush hadn't left his face by the time he crawled into his own bed down the hall.

She Wouldn't Be Gone- Blake Shelton

Tobey pushed open the front door of Wu's garden. He saw Sid, Nana and Barney sitting in a booth near the back. He ran over to them.

"Have you guys seen Sue?" Tobey half-shouted.

"No, we haven't." Nana answered.

"Why? Wasn't she with you?" Sid asked, glaring at me.

"She was, but then she got mad at me and ran off." Tobey stared at the table.

"I thought I could trust you with my little sister!" Sid said angrily, getting ready to punch his best friend in the face.

"You can! She saw me in the jewelry shop at the mall. I was buying a necklace and when she asked me about it, I had to lie. She thought it was for somebody else." Tobey was on the verge of tears.

"Was it?" Barney asked, hoping he was finally going to get a chance with Sue.

Tobey shook his head, pulling the necklace out of his jacket pocked and dropping it on the table. It was a simple silver chain with a beautiful stone charm. Nana gasped, and Barney looked angry.

"If you see her, tell her it is from me." Tobey instructed before running out of the restaurant in search of his angry girlfriend.

Unfaithful- Rihanna

Barney leaned against the counter and pretended not to watch Sue. He pretended not to be jealous of Tobey. The sad truth was that he was. His jealousy increased as he watched the two. They do this every spare second they have, get over it Barney. He told himself repeatedly.

Sue was perched perfectly on the kitchen table. Sitting next to her was Tobey, who, as it seemed to Barney, was trying to eat Sue's face. Sid joined Barney at the counter.

"Its so gross." Barney commented.

"Its kind of getting annoying. When they aren't training or on delivery runs, they are eating each other's faces." Sid agreed.

"That's what I thought." Barney mumbled.

An idea sparking, Sid pulled his phone out of his pocket and sent Tobey a text. When Tobey's phone started shaking the table, he stopped chewing Sid's sister's face long enough to read, Can you guys stop chewing on each other's faces for a while? Tobey stuck his tongue out at the two boys before going back to what he had been doing.

"Don't be jealous, dude." Sid told Barney, heading for the garden, "you had your chance."

Secret Teller- ME!

Sue knocked on her brother's door, "you ready?"

Sid nodded, making room for his little sister on his bed.

"You go first." He said once she had sat down.

"You know when me and Tobey went up to the roof and said we were going to spar?" Sue started nervously.

"Weren't you?" Sid leaned towards his little sister, waiting for an answer.

"Sorta. We were sparring… with our tongues." Sue's face turned a deep shade of burgundy.

"Okay. That's just a little disturbing." Sid cringed.

"You're turn, big brother." Sue crossed her arms.

"Okay." Sid gulped before continuing, "Sue… I'm… I like… ugh! Why is it so hard to say it?!" Sid pulled on his short black hair.

"Its okay, Sid. I'm the only person that will know. Remember? We spit swore when we were six that we would…" Sue was cut off by her brother's loud voice.

"MeiMei, I'm gay! I like boys! I have a crush on you're boyfriend!" Sid covered his face and fell against his pillow.

Sue's face twitched, "that's new."

Emo Skater Girl- Jessie Harlin

Eugene walked into the arcade. Normally he would walk in smiling, but today was different. As soon as he walked in the door, he saw Sue and Tobey sitting at one of the booths, and kissing. Do they have to do that here? Eugene frowned as he walked up to them.

"Uh, hi Sue. I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" Eugene said softly.

Sue and Tobey surfaced from chewing on each other. "Not at all Eugene." Sue said, frowning.

"Actually, you were. Did you NOT see me and Sue kissing?" Tobey said rudely.

Sue elbowed him and gave me a weak smile, "sorry Eugene. We can talk later, I promise."

Eugene waited, but later never came. He lay in bed that night listening, when the truth washed over him. He loved Sue!

Hey Little Sparta- Singer Unknown

Tobey was dancing around the kitchen, listening to his new ringtone. Sue walked in and heard the song.

"Uh, Tobey, what are you listening to?" Sue asked, picking up his cellphone.

"I'm listening to my new ringtone! Its called 'The Mean Kitty Song' and it is awesome." Tobey announced proudly.

"Why did you pick this one?" Sue looked at her weird boyfriend, asking herself the same exact question.

"Because it reminds me of the first time I told myself I thought you were cute." Tobey admitted, his face turning pink.

"When was that?" Sue asked, leaning on the table.

"Remember when I turned myself into a cat…" Tobey started.

Sue walked over to him and kissed his face, "I get it."

Just a Dream- Carrie Underwood

The two teens, a boy and a girl, climbed out of the cab. Usually they would've taken their bikes, but today was different. The boy grabbed the girls hand and they walked across the half-frozen ground towards the one grave in the cemetery they ever bothered to read. The two reached their friend's grave.

The girl fell to the ground and started sobbing. The boy knelt beside her, his white streak falling in his face.

"Why did it have to be him?" She wailed, sobbing into her hands.

Womanizer- This one was kind of hard to do, then I started thinking about Tobey. And Sue.

Amnesia- The story behind this one is that Sue and Tobey broke up, and Tobey can't stop thinking it was a mistake. Sid obviously told Sue to stay away from him, but if Tobey was kissing YOU, would you want to listen to Sid?

I Kissed A Girl- Pretty much; Tobey kissed Sue without realizing what he was doing. And he liked it!

Every Time We Touch- This one pretty much explains itself.

She Wouldn't Be Gone- Sue catches Tobey buying her a gift, she thinks its for someone else and runs off. Tobey goes back to Wu's and tells Sid to give it to her if she goes there. Gotta hear the song to know why.

Unfaithful- Barney is jealous of Tobey, and Sid thinks its gross his best friend is eating his sister's face. Pretty much used the line 'I am happy with some other guy' for this one.

Secret Teller- Sue and Sid are telling each other secrets. Sid's just happens to be creepy. I wrote the song!

Emo Skater Girl- I couldn't do a songfic without using Eugene. In this one, Eugene has a crush on Sue and he gets upset when he walks into the arcade and see's Sue and Tobey kissing.

Hey Little Sparta- I couldn't think of one for this, so they got stuck listening to it.

Just a Dream- Sue and Tobey are mourning a friend's death. I'm not saying it is Sid, although I'm not saying it isn't. Lets say its open for interpretation.