More of the Snape
and the
Shiny Sword Thingy
One dark night when we were all in bed Professor McGonagall left a sword in the broomstick shed and when Snape went and found it he smiled and then he said, oooooooooh, shiny sword!!
Dumbledore: I can't believe it Minerva! Snape is in the hospital wing because of that shiny sword thingy.
(Suddenly Snape runs to Dumbledore with a big smile on his face)
Snape: Ooooooooh, shiny beard!
Dumbledore: *slaps his forehead* Minerva, get him out of here!
Minerva: *rushes Snape out of the room*
Snape: Ooooooooooooh, shiny wall!
(Harry walks into Snape)
Harry: Oops, sorry Professor.
Snape: Oooooooh, shiny boy!
Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Dumbledore what's wrong with him!
Dumbledore: *shrugs his shoulders* Dunno.
Snape: *looks behind him and down* Oooooooooooh, shiny butt!
(Gilderoy walks into the room)
Gilderoy: Dumbledore! Fluffy is loose! What should we do!
Snape: Ooooh, shiny ugly guy!
Fluffy: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Snape: Ooooooooh, shiny three head doggy!
Fluffy: *whimpers and runs out of the room to Hagrid's hut*
Snape: *follows Fluffy*
Gilderoy: Somebody stop him! He called me ugly!
Harry: *rolling on the floor laughing out loud in front of Gilderoy's face*
Gilderoy: That's not funny!
Dumbledore: Yes it is.
Gilderoy: WWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gilderoy runs out of the room screaming for his mommy)
Dumbledore: Come on Minerva, we've got to find Snape!
(They run out of the room too with Harry close behind)
Minerva: I found him Albus!
(Snape is sitting on the floor counting his money)
Snape: One shiny penny, another shiny penny, and another shiny penny.
Harry: He's giving me a headache, please make him shut up!
Snape: *looking confused* What's wrong with shiny boy.
Minerva: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Madame Pomfrey walks in)
Madame Pomfrey: What's wrong now?
Snape: Oooooooooooh, shiny nurse!
Snape: Ooooooooooooh, shiny floor!
(Ron comes in holding the shiny sword)
Harry: Oh-no!
Dumbledore: Oh my gosh!
Minerva: He's gonna do it again!
Ron: What? Oh well, anyway, Harry, is this your sword? I found it the common room.
Snape: Oooooooooooooooooh, shiny sword! *grabs the sword from Ron's hands)
Snape: Shiny sword, shiny sword, shiny sword, shiny sword!
Ron: Oops! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Ooooooooooooooooh, shiny crazy boy! *runs after Ron*
Minerva: * starts running after Snape* Come back here! You are going back to the hospital wing!
The End!!
I hope!!
Author's Note: They finally get Snape back to the hospital wing. No more potions for the Gryffindor's or anybody.
Every body except the Slytherine's: YAAAAAAAY!!!!
Until he stops the shiny sword thingy.
Every body except the Slytherine's: AAAAAAAAAUUUU!!!!
Disclaimer: I own my computer, the title, and the plot. JK owns everything else. An Invisible Tomorrow owns the shiny sword thingy though.
BYE!!