YAY!!! It's my first Naruto story ever, hope you like it :D

Sasuke:Nobody's going to like it

Me:Shut the hell up SasUKE

Naruto:Hahaha she called you an uke

Sasuke:hn

Me:So you're not denying it?

Sasuke:Yes

Me:So you aren't denying that you're denying it

Sasuke:I am

Me: So you are denying that you are not denying it when I said you're not denying it

Sasuke:No, Im denying that you said im denying that im not denying it when I said I was denying it

Naruto:Shut up! my brain oh my brain it HURTS!!!

Me and Sasuke sweatdrop

Naruto: So what is this story about As-chan

Me (eyebrow twitching): What have I told you about calling me that?

Naruto: Not to because you would…umm... oh yeah shoot me in the balls

Me: and what else?

Naruto:Oh yeah, then castrate me with a rusty kunai

I take out an AK-102 and laugh insanely

Me: Start running bitch

Naruto starts running and I chase him shooting his feet

Me:DANCE BITCH DANCE Muahahaha, hey Sas-kun can you do the disclamer

Sasuke: No

Point my gun at Sasuke

Me:You wanna play to?

Sasuke: Luna-chan doesn't own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

Naruto:OWWWW!!! That hit my ASS!!!

Me: Damn it I missed, *stops* by the way Naruto, this is a femNaruto story

Naruto:FemNaruto????

Me:Yep, in this story you're a GIRL!!!!

Naruto:W-What???

Sasuke: Hn, poor Naru-chan

Naruto:Im gonna kill you teme

Me: STOP or imma shoot both of you

Both:o-ok

Me: BY the way I am going to refer to Naruto as a boy until he finds out he is a she and she is smart

Now on with the story :

"talking"

'thoughts'

"demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

Chapter 1: The Curse

A small yellow blur ran past the dark streets of Konohagakure. A 5 year old Naruto Uzumaki ran past the shadowed alleys and streets a horrified expression on his tan whiskered face.

'Why me? Why me? Why me?' was the litany rushing through his head as he ran, blood running down his rapidly healing cuts and bruises, dripping down to the ground creating a small river of blood.

'Why me? Why m-'

He fell and the villagers surrounded him their eyes empty, their mouths hollow, and their bloodlust directed at him.

"Die Demon" one of them said and kicked him in the ribs breaking two. The others then started kicking and punching him momentarily forgetting their weapons.

He screamed as one of them broke the bone on left arm. While the others were laughing at his screams he crawled out using his right arm and started running. A second later the villagers, noticing he was gone, looked around and a young chunnin pointed at the running figure,

"There's the demon, go get him!"

The others ran after Naruto screaming

"Die Demon!" "Murderer" "Bakemono" and other things the wind carried away, though he heard "Kyuubi" as he ran into the woods. He jumped over rocks and roots before falling in exhaustion on a circular clearing.

Big cerulean eyes stared at the moon in sadness.

'W-why is this happening to me? Why?' He thought as grief overtook him breaking the happy mask he always wore.

Tears ran down the sides of his face as he felt a bit amount of pressure in the back of his eyes.

He wiped the tears away with his hand and was surprised

'My tears they're…cold'

He looked at his hand and was startled.

'M-my tears l-look like a rainbow'

Then he heard them

"The demon he's over here!"

He tried getting up but was too tired and as the pressure in his eyes disappeared he collapsed on the ground. He saw villagers and a few ninjas raise their weapons slowly as if savoring the power they had and as they were about to stab him two men appeared in front of him, one with a weasel mask the other with a dog mask.

The weasel masked one looked at Naruto and, green hands glowing, checked him for serious wounds when he was finished he picked him up bridal style.

"By order of the Hokage, you are all sentenced to death for revealing an S-class secret" said both masked men in unison.

His eyes closing he saw the dog masked man's hand surrounded by lightning, and as Naruto passed out he heard,

"Happy Birthday Naruto"

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Naruto opened his eyes and was surprised. He looked at the sewer walls and started wading through the water that reached to his thighs. Where he walked he didn't know, all he knew was that something was calling to him. He went left right, right, then left seeing doors and more doors, some dark, some light, others a mixture of both. He reached a clearing and, getting out of the water, climbed the steps. He had a bad feeling about the place, but no matter how many times his brain ordered his feet to move away, they stepped closer and closer until he was in the middle of the large space. He noticed the walls and pipes dripping with a weird substance, but what really enthralled him what was in front of him.

Made all of a weird metal, the huge gates were rusted on the bottom but above were thousands of signs and twisting lines many intertwining, all of the lead to one place, to the top of the gates where a piece of paper with the kanji for 'seal' was holding the giant metal gates closed. He walked forward and looked inside but all he saw was darkness.

Red eyes with black slits for pupils opened.

Surprised Naruto jumped back

"What do you want, gaki"

Naruto stared silently, amazed. The red eyes moved up and up and he finally saw the beautiful red fur connected to 9 tails swishing and moving at the end. The fox moved forward.

"What do you want weakling?"

Naruto glared at the fox after hearing that

"I'm not a weakling stupid fox"

The fox lowered his body until his eyes were in front of Naruto's face.

"What did you call me gaki?"

"I called you a stupid fox, you know, stupid as in dumb, idiot, mentally retarded-"

"I know what stupid is you weakling, I've lived thousands of years more than you. I have more, a lot more, mental andphysical capacity than you will ever have."

"Nooo, really, I suspected an old 500ft tall fox to be stupider and weaker than me, what was I thinking! Note the sarcasm furball"

"Furball! Why you idiotic little gaki, I'll rip you apart and-"

Naruto looked around ignoring the fox

'Man I wish I had a chair to sit on'

As soon as he thought that a chair appeared in front of him.

'Cool...I wonder...ano...I wish...I know! I wish I had a puppy to play with.

Instantly a black puppy with a white chest and paws appeared.

Naruto started playing with the dog. He ran, jumped, and rolled around as a dog chased him.

'Ano...I wish I had a ball'

A white fuzzy ball with a cord attached to the end appeared. Naruto threw the ball and the puppy ran after it, when the puppy went back to Naruto, Naruto grabbed the cord and started playing tug of war, laughing he pulled the cord and as the dog let go he-

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?"

jumped and turned to the fox.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL, YOU KNOW" Naruto yelled as the puppy barked at the fox. The fox growled at the puppy and the puppy ran behind Naruto whimpering.

"Hey, don't scare Ranin!"

"Ranin, what kind of name is Ranin?"

"It's a mix between ramen and ninja, since ramenninja and ramennin sound too weird, I called him Ranin"

"I swear sometimes your stupidity astounds even me"

"Hey don't call me stupid furball!"

"DON'T CALL ME FURBALL YOU LITTLE- never mind, I didn't send you here to argue with you"

"Why did you send me in here? Where is here? And who are you?

"You're in your mindscape and I am Kyuubi no Kitsune the demon lord"

Naruto looked horrified at the demon lord.

"K-Kyuubi, I-I thought you were dead"

Technically my body was nothing but pure chakra with a soul, a soul 'and chakra' that what sealed into you by the Yondaime, kit"

'But I thought that the Yondaime sealed me into a boy, not a girl'

"M-me, so that's why the village hates me, hn-"Naruto's face was bitter and hurt,"-I'm the Kyuubi"

"Gaki, don't even compare me to you, you little weakling, I'm sealed inside you, you aren't me, it's something those ignorant villagers can't realize"

"So I'm not you?"

"No, gaki"

"Stop calling me gaki, furball" Naruto said annoyed. Then he got serious.

"So the Fourth sealed you in me"

"Yeah, the fourth Minato Namikaze"

"Why did you attack the village?

Kyuubi looked away then back at him.

"A snake with a leaf Hitai-ate killed my mate and kits"

"A snake?"

"Yes, a Konoha-nin smelling of snakes. He went to my cave, killed my mate and kits, while I was out hunting, and ran off to Konoha. I followed his scent to the village and in rage tried to attack him but your stupid village's ninja thought I was attacking them and in the end I was sealed inside you."

Naruto looked sadly at Kyuubi, a second later his face looked determined.

"I promise you Kyuubi, that I will find that ninja and get revenge for you, and I never break my promises."

"Thanks kit, since I can't get out I'll accept your offer, which means I will train you so you can be a ninja"

"Train...me...YATTA! Finally I can become a ninja!" Naruto started jumping and cheering, the puppy followed him jumping at the same time.

"Shut it gaki, a ninja doesn't yell. You have to be serious and calm, you have to be able to think of strategy while in battle and not loose focus"

Naruto stared at the fox attentively.

"Yes Kyuubi-sensei"

'Sensei'

"We are going to start with something easy-"

"No I wanna learn cool strong justu, not something easy"

"Gaki," Kyuubi explained with extreme patience, "first you have to start easy to get to the hard things the best ninjas were always 'well almost always' the hardest and most dedicated of all ninjas, and like everyone they started with the easy things, why? Because if they didn't know the basics the jutsus they would do would waste their chakra and energy quickly"

"Ooooh...ano...what's chakra?"

"Chakra is spiritual and physical energy put together to make jutsus"

"Oh, ok"

"As I was saying we are going to start with the basics: handseals. There are 12 handseals: Tori, Buta, Inu, Nezumi, Ryu, Usagi, Uma, Hebi, Saru, O-ushi, O-hitsuji, and Tora. (Bird, Boar, Dog, Rat, Dragon, Hare, Horse, Snake, Monkey, Ox, Ram, Tiger) The reason for handseals is to help you mold chakra into the justu you want it to be. You can do jutsus without handseals but we'll do that later, anyways I want you to practice doing all 12 handseals in 5 seconds."

"F-five seconds. That will take me forever!"

"Then you should start now...unless you can't do it because you're too weak"

"I'm not weak! I'll show you, I'll do it in one second you furball"

'Tori, Buta, Inu, Nezumi, ramen I mean Ryu, Usagi, Uma, Hebi, shrimp flavored ramen..no... Saru, O-ushi, O-hitsuji, and Tora. God I'm so hungry I want ramen, yes shrimp and beef flavored ramen with a chicken one after that...DAMN IT STOP THINKING ABOUT RAMEN!!!'

Timeskip 24 days later (1 day in actual outside world)

"ToriButaInuNezumiRyuUsagiUmaHebiSaruO-ushiO-hitsujiTora"

Naruto breathed in deeply.

"One second, YATTA, I did it, I did it, I did the handseals in just one second, YATTA!"

A sleeping Kyuubi woke up.

"Whaddya say gaki?"

Naruto looked at the fox exasperated

"That I finally did the handseals in one second!" He yelled at the fox.

The demon lord was surprised.

"Really? Show me"

"Ok, ToriButaInuNezumiRyuUsagiUmaHebiSaruO-ushiO-hitsujiTora"

"Good now try to mold chakra. Put your hands on the O-hitsuji seal, close your eyes and meditate, breathe in and out slowly, and when you feel a energy that feels like a river, grasp it and you'll be molding chakra"

Naruto put his hands on the O-hitsuji seal and meditated

'Find a energy that feels like a river, find a energy that feels like a river, find a energy that feels like a riv-'

And he felt it, he 'looked' at the chakra and grasped it but then he noticed other chakras of different color's and variations, even a beautiful white one. Naruto grabbed those too and opened his eyes to see a stupefied Kyuubi.

******************************************Outside World(Hospital)******************************************

The Hokage looked at a pale Naruto and growled.

'Stupid people can't they see that Naruto isn't Kyuubi. Killing them wasn't enough I should have had them tortured, until they begged for death, Ibiki could have had fun. Well this is the last time this is going to happen to you Naruto because starting next week you'll be learning to be a ninja.

The Hokage named Sarutobi, looked towards Naruto again and smiled softly

'You'll finally get your wish Naruto you'll be trained to be a ninja

Sarutobi turned to leave and felt a huge chakra spike. He turned torwards Naruto and gasped.

Finally I'm done with the chapter

Naruto: YATTA I'm not a girl!!!!

Me:Yes you are you just don't know it yet

Naruto:Huh?

Me: Yep, you don't know it but Sarutobi-jiji knows

Naruto:WHAT?????

Sasuke:You're such a dobe

Naruto:SHUT UP TEME

Sasuke:It's true, dobe in the start of the chapter she said it was going to be a FemNaruto story

Me:He's right

Naruto:Well...you suck

Me:That's the best you could come up with?

Naruto:No, you're...you're...mean

Me:Oh the sorrow Naruto thinks im mean *tears*

Naruto:No don't cry Luna-chan

Sasuke:She's fakin it

Me: Yep! *peace sign*

Naruto: *pout* that was mean

Me:I know, it was fun too. Anyways thank you for reading and PLEASE REVIEW!!!!

Luna-chan :3