Hating Science Puns
Clank smiled and looked at Ratchet, "Hey Ratchet, what do they do with scientists when they pass away?"
Ratchet shrugged, "I duuno."
"They 'barium'!"
"...Ahahaha! Hahaha! Ahah!" Ratchet grabbed Clank and dragged him to the front of the garage, then pushed him out the door, "You're sleeping outside tonight."
Monologues Are The Worst
Ratchet had Dr. Nefarious cornered with his wrench at the ready. The doctor laughed, "Mwahaha! You can't win, Ratchet! I've been putting this plan together ever since I was rebuilt. And now, with my army I will-"
The bored Lombax interrupted Nefarious by slapping him with his wrench. The robot held his cheek as he barked, "Ah, you jerk! I wasn't finished yet!"
Who's Cuter Now?
Ratchet and Clank were walking together down the hallway and they saw Elaris about to walk past them. Something caught her attention and she nearly squealed as she smiled, "Aww, you look so cute today!"
Ratchet folded his arms and awaited further praise for his appearance, but then he saw Elaris get on the ground and admire Clank instead, causing him to look struck and defeated, Clank sending him a smug look as he fell to his knees dramatically.
Anyone Can Dunk
Brax and Ratchet were hard at work in an intense game of basketball. It was the game point, and the next basket would declare the winner. Ratchet had the ball, but it was quickly slapped out of his hands and went bouncing away. The two went after it in a somewhat violent race of pushing and grabbing, leading to them both tripping and falling, with them skidding to a halt in front of the ball. They reached for it, but then, out of nowhere, Clank swooped in and took the ball. He took it all the way to the basket and jumped, using his Heli-Pack to perform a slam dunk.
The Blame Game
Elaris, Cora and Clank were in the conference room having a discussion about new gadgets when suddenly a Combustor bullet sailed through and nearly missed them. They all whipped their heads around and saw Captain Qwark standing there with a smoking Combustor. He quickly hid it behind his back and pointed at the nearest person.
"It was him!"
Ratchet narrowed his eyes and slapped Qwark's hand away, "You jerk!"
Done For The Day
"Grim, I'm done with the ship!" Ratchet called out.
Grimroth came into the garage to check to see the progress on the ship that they were repairing. Ratchet had just taken it out for a test drive to see if it worked. Well, it didn't look like that it would work anymore. One of the wings were totally wrecked and the thrusters were smoking. Grimroth's mouth was gaping and he turned to Ratchet, who ran out of the garage.
"Bye!"
"Ratchet!"
Delicious Backfire
Ratchet took light steps as he snuck up behind Clank in the kitchen area. With mischievous thoughts in his head, he prepared to jumped and scare the little robot. However, right as he landed and before he could even say 'boo', Clank turned around and slammed a pie into his face, covering the Lombax's face and fur in coconut cream.
"Aw, come on!"
"Hehehehehe!"
Cleaning Day
Ratchet walked across the garage with Clank. "Alright Clank, time to take the day to relax and-"
"Come on, boys! It's clean up day!" Grimroth called out.
The Lombax's ears lowered, "Run!"
The two began running for the front of the garage to avoid having to clean all day, but Grimroth came out and grabbed Ratchet by the arm. Clank stopped and looked back, but Ratchet held out his hand and yelled, "Save yourself!"
Hero Ego
Captain Qwark smiled and flexed his 'large muscles', "Hell, this is Captain Qwark speaking, and I'm just here to say that I'm glad that you all look up to my godlike structure and natural good looks."
"No they don't!" Called a distant voice.
"No one asked you, Ratchet!"
Player 1 and 2
Ratchet and Clank were sitting in different locations, having a talk on the phone.
"Ratchet, please come over."
"I can't, bud."
"But I am all alone and have no one to play video games with."
Ratchet's eyes went wide and he dropped his phone. And, in a flash, he was running towards the garage after landing on Veldin with video games and controllers in his hands and arms.
I gotta tell you guys, I have missed writing random stuff. I used to do it all the time back in the Ninjago Archive, but I started writing more serious stuff when I came here. But, after deciding that I should take another crack at the random stuff, I decided to write Ratchet and Clank and their friends doing Vines! Because what's more random than Vines?
And, for those of you who don't know, Vines are seven second long videos usually of people doing something really funny. Go to the Vine website if you want to see some! (I suggest Thomas Sanders' Vines. They're some of the best!)
Make sure to leave a review while picking up your complimentary toaster!
This is Amberdiamondswords, Lordess of Diamond Swordness, signing off!