"The world...what a wonderful place. Well you can have it! Along with my piece at the end of the sea!"
I guess we are doing this again. Hopefully I describe the story better. Link gave the last chronical to Zelda by bird mail. So if you don't remember as it has been awhile (I might not remember exactly) I shall give a brief explanation of that chronical. Luffy the rubber devil recruit four members to his pirate crew. Zoro the idiot swordsman. Misty the beautiful meteorologist and navigator. Link the brave warrior. And finally Sanji the perverted chef. Together they defeated the grand fiends of the East Blue; Buggy the clown, Don Krieg, and the Grand Line monster Arlong. All of that was cute compared to what happens next.
The Grand Line, and the rest of the world, is really weird. The Strawhats on their ship Going Marry had to climb up a river. Then there was a congress of five other rivers. Only one of them flowed down back to the sea. They saw a two other ships, one from the south blue and another from west blue.
The Going Merry and the others entered the Grand Line's river together. It wasn't that wide a river. The Going Merry was on the very right. The ship in the middle had a red head middle fingering the Strawhats. Their ship and mates were dry. The Strawhats were all wet though. On the left was a mostly quiet crew that wore all black. They only seemed to pay attention to theirselves. Luffy wanted to fight the redhead. At the bottom there seemed to be some weird rock formation.
After an hour of downward sailing, they finally landed in the Grand Line. They stopped their ships as there was a column with a man on it. He used a megaphone snail to speak. By the way snails are the type of communication devices these people have.
"I'm guessing y'all new pirates. Well if your bounty ain't over $10M, turned around now."
None of the ships moved.
"Good I guess then. Why don't the nice looking guys tell us your crew's bounty?"
Misty yelled "$32M"
Then for the redhead's crew, he yelled, "$30M"
For the black cloak crew, a bear yelled, "$50M"
"Good good. I guess the stakes are getting higher in your individual seas. I hope it doesn't get too high. Anyways, I'm Crocus and this is my maze. You see when the Pirate King Roger went through the Grand Line, on of his men build the maze you see behind me. After our journey he placed me here. Don't worry you can sail all over it in your ships and reaches to the border of the calm belt. Now if y'all have Devils, you could just barge through it. But the Grand Line isn't a race. Also the maze exits will send to different paths. Do all of you have Log poses?"
The other two crew cheered a yes. Crocus threw one at the Strawhats. "Learn how to use it yourself."
"So there are several different magnetic paths throughout the Grand Line. This maze will start you on one by the time you complete it. You may start now. Watch out, dragon type Pokemon love living in enclosures like this."
The black cloak guys started first. The maze entrance was 20 miles wide. Link could see them take different turns before they went out of view. The redhead's crew got in a loud argument but it sounded mostly jibberish. The Strawhats tho...
"I don't know what he was saying but that maze looks like fun," said Luffy
"Don't worry guys it isn't a real maze," said Zoro
"Shut up Zoro you don't know that. Plus he gave me this weird compus that's pointing a little to the right. That isn't north though."
"Just enter the maze anyway it's not like we can get lost," Zoro said way too confidently
"Lemme concentrate so I find out where we are going"
"Yeah listen to Misty-swan you dolt," Sanji said holding her hand
"Don't talk to me under-a-million-bounty"
"What? I'm stronger than you."
"Dude I beat two monster fishmen."
"...Moss head."
"What you say"
"And he's deaf too," Sanji giggled
"Guys stop fighting, Misty looks like she'll throw a fit," Link said interrupting
"Sorry my sweet princess!" Sanji kissed her on the cheek and then twirled away. Luffy was still staring at the redhead's crew.
"Luffy don't think of fighting them."
"I'm not."
"Uh huh"
"How can I think of something if I had already decided on it?"
"Luffy..." Link loves his captain but times like these...
Luffy launched himself to the other ship. He landed kicking the redhead in the face. The others jumped for him but Luffy got out of the way. They got out all types of stabby weapons. They were all either assassins or muscular men. Luffy tried his best to not get stabbed. He got stabbed a bunch. Then all of the sudden the redhead pulled out a cannon. He put himself in it and crashed into the side of the Merry.
Link was shocked and looked overboard to see. The redhead was walking on the side of the ship as if gravity didn't matter. He jumped on board. Link wasn't ready. Misty and Sanji were inside so they didn't know about any of this. Zoro wasn't even on either of the ships!
"I brought the nine strongest men from my village. And this ship seems to have nothing. I thought I had a small crew!"
The redhead turned around with metal claws on his fingers and started to swipe at Link. Link was lucky enough to dodge these attack. He was also wearing chain meal armor so that might help. But he didn't have his weapons! As Link fell to the floor from another attack, he saw a note.
Johnny and Yosaku said they saw a lady on the black cloaks ship. See ya- Zoro
Link just gave up. He raised his hands teary eyed. The stranger was confused for a moment but stabbed him in the chest the next moment. The only reason he couldn't get to the heart is because Misty's hammer was already on his face. The man fell over and Sanji kicked him in the face. The redhead flew through the air. Luffy grabbed his body to propel himself back to the ship.
"Hurry up and let's go. We need to beat this maze before they do!"
"Alright Luffy! I haven't learned how to use the log pose but I think we can sail through a maze with out it."
Then Crocus yelled, "Just follow through the maze in the direction it's pointing or you will be lost throughout the entire grand line. That's my only advice."
"Well thanks Crocus!"
"Alright guys let's do this!"
"Let's forget about that old samurai too," said Sanji
So the Strawhats set sail while the wind was blowing. The redhead realized they were last so they started too. The Strawhats went to the very right and were able to keep that position all throughout the maze. They didn't meet that many dragons so Link was relieved. They met Zoro and the brothers on their raft at the center of the maze. Then they waited and beat the redhead's crew. Only the redhead was still on the ship as it burned. Zoro couldn't get the girl as she was already dating her captain but she let him touch her boobs since she was horny. Zoro rejected.
By the end of the day, they escaped the maze safely. The sea seemed more vast now and they could see some island far away. A Grand adventure awaits for them in this ocean, the Grand Line.
Opening: We Are!
Ending: Eagleheart (instrumental)
Sanji: I guess I never did him. Wears all black but his shirt under his suit is blue. Always with a cigar in mouth. Loves women especially Misty. Is 18 sadly. Blonde and brown eyes I think. His eyebrows are curly at the end. His bangs cover one of his eyes, right I think.
