Author Notes: I honestly didn't expect this chapter to be this long. But yeah enjoy.

ps this is my first fan fic

Oh yeah and 2 quotes from this story are taken from the "SSB is pretty gay" on youtube

I do not own any of the characters. Fox and other characters in this story belong to Nintendo

Fox McCloud looked down at the Lylat Cruiser flying off through space down below as he was flying his arwing. he searched frantically in the glove compartment for his gun, then swooped down to the Lylat Cruiser to land and get ready to fight his rival- Wolf.

Wolf was already there, waiting for Fox. As Fox dropped out of his arwing, Wolf had a smirk on his face "Your late." he said.

"Yeah yeah, well maybe I have more important things to do than going out to do a fight to the death match every freaking time someone picks me in brawl."

A lakitu came near the stage holding a video camera, so he could record the match.

"3", began the anouncer,"2, 1, GO!"

Wolf began to laugh "We're going to have playtime, fox!" Fox got out of his fighting position with a disgusted look on his face "Your gay, Wolf!"

Before they began to fight, Fox and Wolf stared each other down making a dramatic scene.

They both stared at each other for another dramatic 3 minutes, the lakitu just realizing that he left the lense on the camera the whole time. 5 more minutes came by as they continued to stare at each other in determination to win the match. The anouncer fell asleep. By now, you could tell that the crowd was ready to end the match any time. 2 minutes later the lakitu woke up the anouncer. "Mmmmmm................Hm huh?! OH COMEON JUST GET ON WITH IT."

Fox and Wolf both jumped. "Welp Wolf looks like its over for you". Fox pulled out a smash ball. Just as he was about to break it, a feathery friend, Falco, joined in and snatched the smash ball from Fox "I'll take that!" He tried to break it with his left wing as fast as he could but then Wolf stabbed him in the back with his claws, making falco drop down. Just as Wolf grabbed it, Falco still on the ground face down, grabbed a hold of the smash ball as well. Then Fox quickly jumped in to take a hold of it also.

"Hey! I had it first!" Fox said in just a slight temper. "WELL TOO BAD ITS MINE NOW." Wolf shouted. All three were tugging on the smash ball like babies fighting for a teddy bear.

"Augh", sighed the anouncer as he put his hand palm on his face.

Wolf tugging on the smash ball the hardest, pulled it way from Falco and Fox and broke it. Thus, getting the power the smash ball contained. "AHA! GET READY FOR ME TO TAKE YOU DOW-" Wolf was cut short as Falco tackled him then took the smash ball's power away from him.

Falco quickly used it and floated high into the air, bringing down the landmaster. The landmasters's large shadow covered Wolf and Fox as they helplessly watched it about to fall on top of them. "Why did I bring that smash ball with me..." Fox whispered to Wolf. BAM! that was all Fox could say for less than a second later the landmaster fell on them and smashed them into the ground.

*at the hospital*

An ugly, navy blue was painted on the old ratty walls. In fact the walls were so ugly you would think the hospital would collapse any second. On the second floor in a medium-sized room was Fox, with a large cast that covered his whole body (exept his face), and he could not move at all, thus feeling pain if he did. On the other side of the curtain was wolf with the same type of cast covering his body and the same painful, stiff status. Both Fox and Wolf were still sleeping. Nurse Peach came into the room along with Falco who was holding a bouqet of pink pansie flowers. She directed Falco where Fox and Wolf were and left the room.

"Psttttt.. Fox! Wolf! wake up..." Slowely whispered Falco. "eruhhhhhhh...." grumbled Fox as he was waking up. Wolf woke up in pain as well. "...Where are we?" Fox asked. "Your at the hospital", said Falco.

"What?! How did we get here..."

"You got raped by my landmaster."

"..ah yes... the land master, I should've known you cheap bastard..."

"Well I'm not the one who brought the smash ball, and...... nice bedding!" Falco tried not to laugh as he stared at the beds Fox and wolf were in. The beds were hot pink with hearts and flowers on them. Falco started snickering "Hey I brought you guys a bouqet of pink pansies you pansies" he threw the bouqet on Fox's bed then he bursted out laughing. Fox and Wolf just exchanged looks at each other, very unhappy.

"Once I get out of this hospital I'm gonna kick your ass." threatened Wolf

Falco laughed some more "Whatever!" and he laughed all the way out of the room, dropping a pink book.

"What the heck is that?" Wolf wondered. "Go over and get it" said Fox. "Oh yeah sure, I'LL JUST WALK ON OVER THERE AND GET IT." Said Wolf sarcastically, referring to his cast and stiffness.

"Just roll onto the floor and get it."

"...I'm not gonna roll on the floor and look like a retard!"

After a few hours past they got bored so Wolf decided to do it. He rolled off his bed and onto the floor "OUCH!!!!!!!!" he roared as he fell hard on the floor. "He got the book and it took him while to open it up (considering he was in a cast) He read on the title "Falco's Dairy"

Wolf had a disturbed look on his face and stared at Fox, since Falco was his friend and all.

"Wow, I didn't know Falco had a Dairy!" said Fox, making him snicker just thinking about it,"Keep reading!"

Wolf turned some pages and read on to a page that looked intresting

Dear Dairy,

I HAVE A SECRET! Its so big that its too secretive to tell to this dairy! In fact I would literally DIE OF EMBARASSMENT if someone found it out!

Fox wondered in puzzlement "That page sounded really fake. But it also makes you wonder... what IS Falco's secret??"

"How should I know your the one whos friends with the guy." replied Wolf.

"Well I know we're supposed to be rivals, but lets say we try to get down to the bottom of this 'secret'?" asked Fox

"Anything to get back at Falco"

thats the end of chapter 1 R & R. more coming soon