The Morning After the Night Before

Everyone has a morning after story. Be it happy, sad or down right 'where are my shoes so can I sneak out before he/she/it wakes up!?' scary. The first (or the 100th) time you spend the night together, after the sex is done comes the serious business of falling asleep and then later, the morning critique. This of course is Sanzos' and is in response to Miss Mels' request of a follow up to 'Cigarettes, Coffee and Sex.'

That asshole kappa snores.

He hogs the covers.

Worse yet, he smoked up all his cigarettes and now is starting on mine!

I should really kick his worthless carcus out of bed and into the street.

And I'll do just that, right after he quits licking his way up my thigh.

Mmmmmmmmm, maybe after coffee.

! OHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh, there better be at least one cigarette left in that pack.