(I wrote this in about 5 minutes. Damn I'm proud of my work.)
Misty
was walking along the road when the unexpected happened. A growl in
her bowels. Pressure building. She had to shit. Bad.
She runs into
her closest feces reprieve, a local Burger joint called Charmander's
Char-grilled Goodness. She dashed by the people eating. Only to find
the bathroom in terrible condition. The Lovecraftian horrors and
smells warped Misty's mind. It was as if she was staring into the
smelly pits of hell! (Get it? Smelly pits? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
God. I'm clever.) Then a wild Muk appeared. Misty ran.
Misty then
found herself outside. Cold. Still needing to take a dump. She kept
walking down he road until she saw a rather large bush. She figured
that no one was around so she dropped her pants and began to let
nature take its course. Thats when she heared it.
"Dig...."
"Who's
there?"
"Dig Diglet Dig!"
The Diglet then shot
up Misty's bung hole and feasted upon her entrails. Then Ash made
sweet sweet love to her dead body.