GUINESS WORLD RECORDS PROUDLY PRESENTS:
DEATH NOTE AWARDS !
People from Death Note are very special and they all have great talents, so we decided to gave them deserved awards!
The performance starts now:
For LIGHT YAGAMI – For world's stupidest evil laugh ever seen.
Public: *fangirlish shouting*
Light: -.- For what? My evil laugh is perfect and EVIL. You damn award givers don't know how good is it! I'm a God? Hello?
Award giver: No. You're just gay. Now shut up and take the award. We don't have much time left.
For MISA AMANE – For wearing world's shortest gothic skirt AND for being the stupidest person, like, ever.
Public: *silence*
Misa: 8D Yeeey! Misa Misa won an award! Misa Misa is awesome AND pretty! Wow!
Award giver: *silence* Oh my God….
Misa Misa: MY god!
Award giver: What ever. Could we just go on?
For L – For eating just sugar and sleeping absolutely never. The wonder is- he's still alive.
Public: Yaaay! *-, *
L: Aww, thank you, that's very kind *takes his award* I'll just hold a short speech.
-After few hours-
L: …And that's all.
Award giver: *waking up from long sleep* Oh? You finished? Ok, next one!
For NEAR – For being the world's eldest teenager who still plays with his DOLLS.
Public: *Cuuuuute!*
Near: That are ACTION FIGURES.
Award giver: What ever. Next!
Near: *sigh*
For MELLO – For being the only one girl in the world who is part of mafia.
-Music background : Rihanna: Only girl in the world-
Public: *awkvard silence* O.o
Award giver: What?
Mello: I'm. Gonna. Fucking. Shoot. Your. Head. Off. *prepares his gun*
Award giver: Crap. O.O
Biiip. Tehnical difficulties. Biiip.-
The show continues:
*Award giver comes with scars and bandages all over him*
Award giver: Let's just continue.
4. For MATT: For being the only one guy who wears his goggles 24/7 and doesn't become blind.
Matt: Uhhh… Geez.. Thanks guys.
Public: *screaming* Take off his goggles! We wanna see his eyes!
Award giver: Uhhh…
Public: *brandishing with knifes* Do it!
Award giver: *gulp* Okai. *Takes off Matt's goggles*
Matt: Ahhh! The light is so strong! Ahhh! Can't see anything! Crap! *coveres his eyes*
Award giver: Hmm. Considering that, you won't get the prize.
Matt: Oh, Common. I'm the word's best gamer! Right, right ? *raising his eyebrows*
Award giver: Uhhh. NO. Next!
Matt: *cries*
For TERU MIKAMI: For being the only one who can say „DELETE" 100 times in a minute and 999,999 times in a day.
Public: O.o That's really a talent (lol)
Mikami: OwO ZOMG! God will be so proud on me! God? Do you hear this?
Light (in backstage): *slaps his forhead*
Award giver: … Let's just skip this and continue.
For TOUTA MATSUDA: For falling from a 8-block high building… And surviving!
Public: *woooooow*
Matsuda: Wow, I really wasn't expecting this.. OMYGOSH THANKS ! I'm so proud! I don't know what to say I never won anything I'm so happy now, I could rape someone I'm really hyper happy…
Award giver: On which drugs is he?
Somebody: Just don't ask.
_And Finnaly_-
For KYOMI TAKADA – For being the most loyal KIRA admirer ever.
Public: . Slut…
Misa (runs on stage): Hey! That should be Misa's award!
Takada: O.o Totaly NOOO.
Misa: Totaly YEEES.
Avard giver: Uhhh….
Misa and Takada: *Bitch fight*
Avard giver: Could you please stop?
M and T: HELL NO!
Avard giver: … Let's just quit this program, shall we?
-AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS! THANKS FOR WATCHING DN AWARDS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!-