A fanfiction by Eridan Ampora
One day eri wwas wwalkin along all awwesome like normal wwhen suddenly kar came up an said "eri you are a fuckass but i love you anywways" and eri wwas all like cool an stuff an said "man thats really cool i like you too" and then all of the sudden sol came in and he wwas all like "eri your acthually really awwethome and i wwant you to be my kithmethith altho fef dumped me" and eri wwas all like "sorry but im so out of u r league" then fef came up and said "eri youre actually really cooool and i cant believve that i never realised howw cool you wwere before so lets please be matesprits noww" and eri wwas all like "sorry fef but i cant do that noww cause i am so toatally ovver you" and then fef was all like "fuck I cant believve I missed my chance" and then she started glubbin and stuff so eri wwas all like "im sorry wwe can still be morails" and then fef wwas all "yeah id like that yeah" an then vvris came up and wwas all like "i miss wwhat wwe had lets be matesprits again" and eri wwas all "ill think about it" and then all of a sudden john came up to kar and wwas like "hey karkat lets go make out" and karkat said "no fuck of im wwith eri noww and i like him better than you and i alwways wwill so fuck off you matesprit stealer" and john wwas all like "awwwwwwwww shucks" and kar and eri started makin out infront of evverybody and eri was all suprised and shit and he wwas like "kar evveryone can wwitness the hotness" and kar was like "i dont fucking care wwhat they think all i care about is you fuckass" and then all of a sudden jade and the rose humans ran over to evverybody started hate snoggin and it wwas end.