A/N: not my best writing! My sugar high one-shot enjoy and if you don't like it jsut don't review and we'll all be happy!

Hidan was walking down the hallway, when someone took his scythe. it just flew from his hand. He turned to see a runniing Tobi. The pink-eyed immortal chased after the hyper-active masked ninja for who knows how long until he cornered him. Tobi looked p innocently and said in his creepiest voice:

"THE FAAIIIIRRRRIIIIIEEESSSSS TOLD ME TO!"

Kakuzu came running downstairs, clutching a bleeding ear.

"Tobi you have to pay 1273876547125472569287469273564682513842398756178925472597627845923549812598347628976598294862397846281549286478235647235642367425637415872654871654781256491111000000 dollars for my ear doctor cuz you gave me this damned hepein came running in half naked with konan also half naked running in after him.

"What's going on here loudmouths?!"

"I don't give a shit!" Hidan tromped out of the room, his eyes never leaving Konan's chest. She blushed, covering her exposed parts. Pein turned around and pushed her into their room.

"KAKUZU-SAN!" Tobi glomped kakuzu, making him fall over.

"what the fuck tobi?"adache!" He threw tobi to the wall and stood up and ran after Hidan. Itachi walked in and tortured the wall cuz that's exactly how blind the dork is. Deidara walked in and blew the wall up in Itachi's face, and the Uchiha went flying and his ass hit kisame in the face. Tobi cameback and he flew way high up into the air and landed face first on Deidara's ass. His mask was off, too.

Pein and konan ran in and flew way up and were in an awkward position when they landed, but both were fully clothed. Hidan came falling from the sky and dog piled on Pein and Konan. Then kakuzu and Sasori fell on Kisame and Itachi. Pretty soon, the living room was in shambles with ten of the world's most notorious criminals in a dog pile, wriggling around.

A/N: and that's the result of Akane Sukishima's sugar high!