The Daily Prophet
Two million wizards are said to be in the middle of the News this night as they will be in Afghanistan, interviewing Muggles on their opinion of the muggle war. (According to the daily-centric, who are the rivals of the Daily prophet) We can not check if this is fact, as the Daily-centric is known for ridiculous facts that are often complete Balderdash." Continued B8
The Daily-Centric
The Boy who lived, also known by those closer to Him as Rarhy Topter, Is currently going to Earwigrash, Albania. He is learning the art of Geometry and hopes to aspire to be a writer. More inside info on the boy who lived in
Ultraviolet, known to Muggles as Silvercity, Winnipeg.
Ron Weasley looked up from his copy of the daily-centric.'Our new defence teacher's mad, Harry.'
'Why are you whispering, mister weasley? How about sharing it with the class, eh?''Um…no professor, I'd prefer not to.'
'ACTIVIOUS!'
All around, darkness fell.