A/N- If I get any reviews I will write the next part.
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Interview With the Sex God
Some time in the late 80's a young man looking for a "good story" decides to set out and find what he's looking for instead of sitting at home smoking weed all day
Christian Slater- I'm a young man looking for a "good story," so I'm going to set out and find what I'm looking for. *slowly sets down bong*
A few months later he finds a tall man with long black hair and black eyes. He was in London of course. he had traveled the world looking for some one like this man.
Christian- *Approaches the tall man looking slightly in love, but only gets a look of annoyance out of the tall man.*
Christian- Hello, can I interview you???
Tall Guy- Excuse me?
Christian- May I interview you? It would be a whole story just about you and everyone would read it.
Tall Guy- No little brats in it what so ever right? not the little freaks who annoy me so that I want to kill * eyes sharpen on a small boy with dark brown hair, a lightning bolt scar and broken glasses*
Christian- Er... I guess not. * very, very confused as he looks at the small boy*
Tall Guy- Alrighty then you may interview me. *goes to a quiet room all alone with Christian as he sets up a tape recorder and lights a cigarette*
Christian- *slowly begins to think of questions because smoking so much pot has killed so MANY brain cells* So what is your name?
Tall Guy- Severus Snape * looks around the room and sits on the bed*
Christian- *sits there intrigued*
Severus Snape- *Notices the way Christian is looking at him and jumps up off the bed* I thought this was an interview. Why don't you ask more questions?
C- You're right.... anyway *looks sadly disappointed*... why did you eye that little brown haired boy with the funny cut on his head?
S.S.- Damn it I thought this story was about me! YOU BITCH MONKEY!
C- *mumbles under his breathe "Ill be your bitch monkey."*
S.S. - *blushes as he did hear what Christian said* Ask me another question
C- Are you available? *stands up and goes to him and rubs his arm affectionately*
S.S. - * cautiously starts to sit back down on the bed * I don't believe that is right of you to ask me that question
C - Oh come on you know you want exactly what I want so tell me are you single *looks at him and sits next to him*
S.S. - I do not and I will not tell! * gets up off of the bed and tries to walk away*
*hears the door open and Percy walks into the room*
P- What are you doing here Snape! *looks at him*
S.S.- Christian wanted to interview me. What are you doing here Percy?
P- Christian and I met last night and wanted me to come back tonight*
Everyone- *eyes everyone else suspiciously and gives them a stern look*
SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OFF IN THE ROOM AND SOME ONE SCREAMS
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Interview With the Sex God
Some time in the late 80's a young man looking for a "good story" decides to set out and find what he's looking for instead of sitting at home smoking weed all day
Christian Slater- I'm a young man looking for a "good story," so I'm going to set out and find what I'm looking for. *slowly sets down bong*
A few months later he finds a tall man with long black hair and black eyes. He was in London of course. he had traveled the world looking for some one like this man.
Christian- *Approaches the tall man looking slightly in love, but only gets a look of annoyance out of the tall man.*
Christian- Hello, can I interview you???
Tall Guy- Excuse me?
Christian- May I interview you? It would be a whole story just about you and everyone would read it.
Tall Guy- No little brats in it what so ever right? not the little freaks who annoy me so that I want to kill * eyes sharpen on a small boy with dark brown hair, a lightning bolt scar and broken glasses*
Christian- Er... I guess not. * very, very confused as he looks at the small boy*
Tall Guy- Alrighty then you may interview me. *goes to a quiet room all alone with Christian as he sets up a tape recorder and lights a cigarette*
Christian- *slowly begins to think of questions because smoking so much pot has killed so MANY brain cells* So what is your name?
Tall Guy- Severus Snape * looks around the room and sits on the bed*
Christian- *sits there intrigued*
Severus Snape- *Notices the way Christian is looking at him and jumps up off the bed* I thought this was an interview. Why don't you ask more questions?
C- You're right.... anyway *looks sadly disappointed*... why did you eye that little brown haired boy with the funny cut on his head?
S.S.- Damn it I thought this story was about me! YOU BITCH MONKEY!
C- *mumbles under his breathe "Ill be your bitch monkey."*
S.S. - *blushes as he did hear what Christian said* Ask me another question
C- Are you available? *stands up and goes to him and rubs his arm affectionately*
S.S. - * cautiously starts to sit back down on the bed * I don't believe that is right of you to ask me that question
C - Oh come on you know you want exactly what I want so tell me are you single *looks at him and sits next to him*
S.S. - I do not and I will not tell! * gets up off of the bed and tries to walk away*
*hears the door open and Percy walks into the room*
P- What are you doing here Snape! *looks at him*
S.S.- Christian wanted to interview me. What are you doing here Percy?
P- Christian and I met last night and wanted me to come back tonight*
Everyone- *eyes everyone else suspiciously and gives them a stern look*
SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OFF IN THE ROOM AND SOME ONE SCREAMS
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