Chapter 1: Meeting Cilan and the Weird Mushroom
Oh, hello. You've cought me in the mist of a battle... see that guy over there? Thats an evil version of myself. Oh, where are my manners? My name is Cilan Parlet and as you can see I'm a monkat. Whats a monkat you ask? They're animals that are native to a planet called Magica, where my friend Kojiro Hatoshi is from. These animals are part monkey and part cat. I'll tell you more about them later, for right now, I bet you're wondering how did I wind up in a fight with an evil me? Well, if you have the time, I can tell you, so listen good! It stared a few days ago, I was in trouble for eating most of my girlfriend's food in her palace...
*Flashback starts*
"CILAN!" screamed a boy with a white witch hat, pointy ears, brown hair and eyes, one eye having a shuriken design in it, glasses, a black butten up top, white t-shirt underneath, blue pants and gray shoes. "I'm up..." mutters a green talking monkat, known as Cilan. He got up and put on his hooded and sleeveless jumpsuit, then ties his long hair into a long ponytail. Lastly, he heads downstairs, to come face to face with his friend, who was peed off. "Whats up, Koji?" Cilan asked. "What did we tell you about eating all the food?" "Um... I forgot..." Kojiro then face palms. "Go and buy some more, before I get violent with you..." he threatened. At that, Cilan grabbed a shopping bag and ran off.
Just then, another boy came in with long raven black hair, brown eyes, and bolt marks under his cheeks. "Do you have to threaten him? You know he is the youngest one in the group, an-" but he was cut off by Kojiro. "And hes the most gluttonus" he finished. "But still..." "Ash, he raids our food supply when we're not looking, I have to be tough on him sometimes" he replied. "I just don't want you to hurt him... hes very sensive after all..." Ash says. "But I suppose he could learn a lesson from all this." "Glad you think so too, Ash" said Kojiro. Soon, a woman with light brown hair, cyan eyes, and a white lab coat walks in. "Wheres Cilan?" she asked. "Hes out to the store, since he raided the food stock again..." Kojiro mutters. "I see" the lady replies. "How are you today Professer Juniper" Ash asked. "I'm good, just helping Pudding tity up her castle" said Juniper. "I see" Ash says.
Meanwhile Cilan was walking to the store, feeling a bit sad, which was evident by his ears lying flat against his head and his tail dragging behind him. "I don't feel loved anymore... Kojiro hates me... I can tell... I should just run away, crawl under a rock, and die..." he mutters, tears slowly forming in his eyes. He continues to walk, when some boy walks up to him. "Hello, are you having a bad day?" he asked. Cilan mearly nodded. "Well today is your lucky day! I have a special treat just for you, that'll make you awesome, cool, and very liekable" the dude said pulling out a strange mushroom. At this, the monkat perked up. "Really? I'll be loveable again?" "I say to you no lies!" Cilan took the odd shroom, but then looked at the red eyed dude. "I didn't even buy anything yet..." "Oh-no, I'm just giving them away, and you my friend, got the last one!" "Oh well thanks! By the way whats your name?" Cilan asked. "I'm Red, and now I must be going, enjoy your treat!" replies Red, as he takes off. "Guess he had other things to do... oh well, guess I'll eat this mushroom he gave me" the monkat replies, while scarfing down the shroom.
Then, thats when things got weird, for soon Cilan started inhaling everything around him! Boxes that people were carring, food from stands in the park, you name it, it got sucked in and went right down to his stomach. After about 15 minutes of this, The monkat prince managed to stop. "Oh man... I don't feel so good all of a sudden..." he mutters, giving his belly a rub. Then, thats when it dawned on him that looked preggers... again! "Oh Arceus no... not again... I've gotta get home..." he said, as he tries to stand, but can't cause of the pain. Looks liek hes walking home on all fours. Soon, Cilan starts to head for home, slowly but surely. "I only hope Ash and Koji don't be mad at me..." he says, walking slowly towards his girlfriend's palace...