PH34R M4 N33D 4 P()\/\/3R!
Written by Serena_S_Snape
Authors note and disclaimer: Pure and simple, Harry Potter meets Megatokyo. Realisticly, I own neither. if you actually think I do, you need help.
For anyone who isn't familiar with mega Tokyo, go to www.megatokyo.com
Yes, it's awesome. And it also takes forever to load, so I'll give you a basic idea of the main characters.
Largo: A brunette gamer, extremely insane, played way too many hours of neverwinter nights. 'nuff said? Think L337. for those who can't Sp34k L337, it's a sick twist of the American language. L337 is, in a way "leet" or "elite". Mkay? If you can't L33t sp34k, I'll translate at the end of each chapter. Sooner or later, you'll figure it out.
Piro: blonde, short, dating sim obsessed. He tries to keep largo somewhat under control. Heh. Good luck. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Seraphim: Piro's "guardian angel" always talking on the phone and using her laptop. I don't know her hair color, but I think it's somewhere around brunette. Short and wavy. She's cute, from my totally platonic straight female looking at a cartoon character view.
Boo: BOO'S THE MAN! Okay, the Hamster, but he's still awesome. Presented as Seraphim's assistant, to be Largo's guardian hamster. Think little hamster with strap on wings, and a little sign hanging around his neck that says "my name is BOO."
With that, I'm moving onto the story. Hope you like it!
Chapter one: L337 m4d s|iLLZ!!
It was a normal morning at Tsubasa's apartment, well, I suppose it's my apartment now. Hi. I'm Piro, and I was TRYING to get some drawing done. I'm trying a new design...Happy girl in sunshine. Generally it's sad girl in snow. Needless to say, this is a challenge.
"Junpei PH34R'S d4 l337 m4s73rs P()\/\/3R!".
Yeah. That would be the "l33t ninja" yelling.
"ph34r m4 l337 /\/!nJ4 S|ILLZ!!" Largo shouted, jumping into the small, cramped apartment living room. He was dressed in baggy martial arts pants, and was waving his hands around dramatically.
"Please Largo, I've had enough of your leet Skills."
"M4 L337 34RS C4/\/'7 S74ND D4 D3$3(c)R47!()/\/" Lagro screamed, covering his ears.
I looked at him with my eyes narrowed "I didn't know you could leet-speak four sillable words."
"Ph34r d4 l337/\/3$$ ov m4 M4| s|ILLZ!!!" Largo raised his hands in victory.
"Oh, I'm Fearing. I'm Fearing." I replied, leaning over my sketchbook. Largo bounced up behind me, looking over my shoulder.
"Piro, you really need to try something new." He groaned. "This whole 'sad girl in snow' thing is getting old."
"Baka ni!" I shouted in angst, slamming my head down on the table.
Largo looked at Junpei and shrugged, obviously not seeing his error.
"Hey, er Piro?" Largo folded his hands innocently and looked at me. "Junpei's makin' a beer run, go7z c4$h?"
"need I repeat myself?" I asked impatiently, pulling a wad of yen from my pocket. "Here! Take it! Just, don't drink all of it. I'll need to drown myself later."
"Drown yourself in something less important. Like milk, no wait, I need that for m4 F()()D. n3\/3r m1/\/D." Largo grunted, following Junpei from the apartment.
"Glad you care." I groaned as the door shut. Then, with a start, I realized I had to get to work.
Translations:
Junpei PH34R'S d4 l337 m4s73rs P()\/\/3R!
Junpei fears the elite masters power!
ph34r m4 l337 /\/!nJ4 S|ILLZ!!
Fear my elite ninja skills!
M4 L337 34RS C4/\/'7 S74ND D4 D3$3(c)R47!()/\/
My elite ears can't stand the desecration!
Ph34r d4 l337/\/3$$ ov m4 s|ILLZ!!!
Fear the elite-ness of my skills!
M4 F()()D. n3\/3r m1/\/D.
My Food. Never mind.
Written by Serena_S_Snape
Authors note and disclaimer: Pure and simple, Harry Potter meets Megatokyo. Realisticly, I own neither. if you actually think I do, you need help.
For anyone who isn't familiar with mega Tokyo, go to www.megatokyo.com
Yes, it's awesome. And it also takes forever to load, so I'll give you a basic idea of the main characters.
Largo: A brunette gamer, extremely insane, played way too many hours of neverwinter nights. 'nuff said? Think L337. for those who can't Sp34k L337, it's a sick twist of the American language. L337 is, in a way "leet" or "elite". Mkay? If you can't L33t sp34k, I'll translate at the end of each chapter. Sooner or later, you'll figure it out.
Piro: blonde, short, dating sim obsessed. He tries to keep largo somewhat under control. Heh. Good luck. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Seraphim: Piro's "guardian angel" always talking on the phone and using her laptop. I don't know her hair color, but I think it's somewhere around brunette. Short and wavy. She's cute, from my totally platonic straight female looking at a cartoon character view.
Boo: BOO'S THE MAN! Okay, the Hamster, but he's still awesome. Presented as Seraphim's assistant, to be Largo's guardian hamster. Think little hamster with strap on wings, and a little sign hanging around his neck that says "my name is BOO."
With that, I'm moving onto the story. Hope you like it!
Chapter one: L337 m4d s|iLLZ!!
It was a normal morning at Tsubasa's apartment, well, I suppose it's my apartment now. Hi. I'm Piro, and I was TRYING to get some drawing done. I'm trying a new design...Happy girl in sunshine. Generally it's sad girl in snow. Needless to say, this is a challenge.
"Junpei PH34R'S d4 l337 m4s73rs P()\/\/3R!".
Yeah. That would be the "l33t ninja" yelling.
"ph34r m4 l337 /\/!nJ4 S|ILLZ!!" Largo shouted, jumping into the small, cramped apartment living room. He was dressed in baggy martial arts pants, and was waving his hands around dramatically.
"Please Largo, I've had enough of your leet Skills."
"M4 L337 34RS C4/\/'7 S74ND D4 D3$3(c)R47!()/\/" Lagro screamed, covering his ears.
I looked at him with my eyes narrowed "I didn't know you could leet-speak four sillable words."
"Ph34r d4 l337/\/3$$ ov m4 M4| s|ILLZ!!!" Largo raised his hands in victory.
"Oh, I'm Fearing. I'm Fearing." I replied, leaning over my sketchbook. Largo bounced up behind me, looking over my shoulder.
"Piro, you really need to try something new." He groaned. "This whole 'sad girl in snow' thing is getting old."
"Baka ni!" I shouted in angst, slamming my head down on the table.
Largo looked at Junpei and shrugged, obviously not seeing his error.
"Hey, er Piro?" Largo folded his hands innocently and looked at me. "Junpei's makin' a beer run, go7z c4$h?"
"need I repeat myself?" I asked impatiently, pulling a wad of yen from my pocket. "Here! Take it! Just, don't drink all of it. I'll need to drown myself later."
"Drown yourself in something less important. Like milk, no wait, I need that for m4 F()()D. n3\/3r m1/\/D." Largo grunted, following Junpei from the apartment.
"Glad you care." I groaned as the door shut. Then, with a start, I realized I had to get to work.
Translations:
Junpei PH34R'S d4 l337 m4s73rs P()\/\/3R!
Junpei fears the elite masters power!
ph34r m4 l337 /\/!nJ4 S|ILLZ!!
Fear my elite ninja skills!
M4 L337 34RS C4/\/'7 S74ND D4 D3$3(c)R47!()/\/
My elite ears can't stand the desecration!
Ph34r d4 l337/\/3$$ ov m4 s|ILLZ!!!
Fear the elite-ness of my skills!
M4 F()()D. n3\/3r m1/\/D.
My Food. Never mind.