Creation began on 07-07-16

Creation ended on 07-07-16

American Dad!

Bye-Bye, Roger

A/N: I was watching Son of Stan when this idea came to mind. What if Roger was "handled" by Hayley in a different fashion when he wouldn't leave her and Jeff alone?

Hayley couldn't take it any longer. Roger's constant "Myeeeah" noise was driving her crazy. But she had a plan for that if she saw him again. It cost her three-hundred dollars, but if it worked against the alien, it was money well spent. As she and Jeff were relaxing by the beach, most of everyone else around started to leave, leaving the newlyweds the only ones there as the sun started to set.

"Myeeeah!" They heard Roger again, and their peace and quiet was blown away as he emerged from the water. "Myeeeah! Myeeeah!"

"That's it!" Hayley shouted, reaching into her bag beside her chair…and pulled out a handgun.

It was a Desert Eagle, a very powerful firearm, and loaded with armor-piercing bullets. She aimed it at Roger's head, right in between his eyes, and pulled the trigger.

BANG! The force of the gun was immensely powerful, but Hayley held it tightly.

Roger, surprised by what he had seen Hayley with, fell backwards into the ocean water, a large, bleeding hole in the space between his eyes and forehead where flesh used to be, his eyes locked in mild fright.

"Hayley!" Jeff gasped, never anticipating that his wife would do that. "What did… Why did… How…"

"It was either him or us, Jeff," she justified her actions, "and I chose us. He wasn't going to stop."

Jeff just looked at her, and then at Roger…and then at the Desert Eagle.

"Let me see that," he told her, holding his hand out.

She handed him the gun, and he shot at Roger's half-soaked corpse, putting a larger hole in his waist.

"Now, they can't figure out which shot was the one that ended him if he turns up later," he told her.

"He's shark food," she told him, hoping that the sharks did eat him, and then took the gun back, put it away, and then kissed him as they made out on the sand.

Fin

A/N: It could've been longer, but I wasn't sure how to go about it. But at least Roger's no longer a problem for anyone. He troubles everyone he meets, no matter what he does,