Disclaimer: If I owned Grey's I wouldn't be writing this.
Rating: K…ish
Summary: A parody in which I kill Rose and Lexie because I don't like either of them.
Lexie and Rose were walking into the hospital together; no one knows why an intern and a scrub nurse would be going to work together but whatever. Anyway, they were walking to the hospital when all of a sudden they were shot by lethal paintball guns.
Meredith saw them fall to the ground and looked around. "Well crap," she said, "I guess I should go get some help."
Meredith
walked into the hospital and saw Cristina.
"Hey Cristina. Can
you help me?"
"With what?" Cristina asked.
"Oh,
Lexie and Rose were both shot by lethal paintballs and I think maybe
we should help them," Meredith explained.
"Oh. I guess
so."
They
gathered up Izzie, George and Alex and twenty minutes later, went
outside. Despite the Hippocratic oath no one really wanted to save
Lexie or Rose.
"Lexie is annoying and Rose is just...well
she's trying to steal McDreamy," Izzie explained, "So...maybe
the world will be a better place with out them."
"Smarter, too," Cristina added.
Derek
had noticed the doctors gathered outside and went to see what was
going on.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"Nothing,
really," Cristina replied.
"Lexie and Rose died,"
Meredith told him. She had called their deaths just a few seconds
ago. "And I'm hungry."
"How did they die?" he
asked.
"Lethal paintball guns," George nodded.
"They
make those?" Derek asked.
"Obviously," said
Cristina.
"Hmm."
Alex looked around, "What do we
want to do now?"
"Well Meredith said she's hungry and
now that Rose is gone I have no reason to date anyone else because
the writers are on strike and can't make up anyone else," Derek
told them, "So I think I'll get something to eat with Meredith."
"Then
I could work on my issues more," Meredith said.
"I want
to get in on Hahn's surgery and with one less intern to watch over
that makes my life easier," Cristina pointed out and went back
inside.
The rest of the doctors made their way back into the
hospital.
"Do you think we should call, like, the morgue or
something?" Izzie asked.
Alex shrugged, "We can do it
later."
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