Disclaimer: If I owned Grey's I wouldn't be writing this.

Rating: K…ish

Summary: A parody in which I kill Rose and Lexie because I don't like either of them.

Lexie and Rose were walking into the hospital together; no one knows why an intern and a scrub nurse would be going to work together but whatever. Anyway, they were walking to the hospital when all of a sudden they were shot by lethal paintball guns.

Meredith saw them fall to the ground and looked around. "Well crap," she said, "I guess I should go get some help."

Meredith walked into the hospital and saw Cristina.
"Hey Cristina. Can you help me?"
"With what?" Cristina asked.
"Oh, Lexie and Rose were both shot by lethal paintballs and I think maybe we should help them," Meredith explained.
"Oh. I guess so."

They gathered up Izzie, George and Alex and twenty minutes later, went outside. Despite the Hippocratic oath no one really wanted to save Lexie or Rose.
"Lexie is annoying and Rose is just...well she's trying to steal McDreamy," Izzie explained, "So...maybe the world will be a better place with out them."

"Smarter, too," Cristina added.

Derek had noticed the doctors gathered outside and went to see what was going on.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"Nothing, really," Cristina replied.
"Lexie and Rose died," Meredith told him. She had called their deaths just a few seconds ago. "And I'm hungry."
"How did they die?" he asked.
"Lethal paintball guns," George nodded.

"They make those?" Derek asked.
"Obviously," said Cristina.
"Hmm."
Alex looked around, "What do we want to do now?"
"Well Meredith said she's hungry and now that Rose is gone I have no reason to date anyone else because the writers are on strike and can't make up anyone else," Derek told them, "So I think I'll get something to eat with Meredith."

"Then I could work on my issues more," Meredith said.
"I want to get in on Hahn's surgery and with one less intern to watch over that makes my life easier," Cristina pointed out and went back inside.
The rest of the doctors made their way back into the hospital.
"Do you think we should call, like, the morgue or something?" Izzie asked.
Alex shrugged, "We can do it later."

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