This is my first fic. I hope you like it. I liked the idea of a talent show. So I am going to have one. Well im not actually in it, but you know.
Most of the songs are gonna be hip hop or r&b, but I would love some
suggestions. R&r and send me the lyrics. Any way Read and reviewPLZ!!! Oh and by the way I don't own any of this. Not even one miniscule little
speck. I own the plot and that's about it! Damn I wish my name was J.K.
Rowling!!!

Chapter One

Default chapter

:At Breakfast:

James: Morning you guys

Sirius: Morning Jamsiepoo

Remus&Peter:HAHAHAHAHA

James: Padfoot, SHUT UP! Why must you keep calling me that.

Sirus: because I can, and because you know you like it!

Peter: He has a point you know. James: Yeah on his head! Only my gurlfriends can call me that!

Remus: wow, Padfoot, Prongs, I didn't know you swung that way. Sirus&James: SHUT UP MOONY!!!

Peter: anyway, Prongs, what did Lily and you do last night . James: Well she. James is interuppted by Dumbledore. Dumbledore:Attention students! I understand that there has been a suggestion that Hogwarts should have a talent show. I think that it would be a great idea. It would give the whole school a chance to view your talents. So we will be having a talent show today. You all have till noon to prepare. Tuck In!

Peter: cool a talent show

James: well you know we are gonna enter

Sirius: Yeah, it would give us a chance to show those Slytherin gits who really rules this school!

Peter: Dumbledore?(Poor Peter)

Remus: Peter, just don't talk, youll confuse yourself!

James: ok here is what we are gonna do..

They continue planning until about noon.

Dumbledore: welcome everyone to Hogwarts first annual talent show. There will be six categories.

*Funniest song

*Most Romantic song

*Solo

*Duet

*Group

*Best overall Contestants can also make dedications . Well first up we have Narcissa Black singing My Love is like WO.

She wishes to dedicate this song to Remis Lupin.

James: awww moony is blushing

Remus: I cant belive she dedicated a song to me . Sirius: do you like her?

Remus: No, but I wonder why she is dedicating it to me anyway. Peter: shut up guys she is starting

She comes out wearing a tight white halter top, a micromini skirt and thigh high boots.

Narcissa:see baby

I know you have had your share of gurls

But I am more than confident that you wont have

To search these streets for affection

I got you

What kind of gurl you like

I know my looks can be deciving

Tell me am I your type

My main goal is to please you

Whats on the special tonight

Am I the reason youll be treating

I hope you have an appetite

So tell me will you come and spend the night

My love is like wo

My kiss is like wo

My touch is like wo

My sex is like wo

My ass is like wo

My bodys like wo

And your kissin it

So what you think of it

My love is like wo

My kiss is like wo

My touch is like wo

My sex is like wo

My ass is like wo

My bodys like wo

And you kissin it

So what you think of it

When you come through

Cause ill be waiting up right here

Can you bring some belvadire

So we can pop the cork and cheer

Please have no fear

I just wanna love you right

I hope you have an appetite

So baby will you come and spend the night

My love is like wo

My kiss is like wo

My touch is like wo

My sex like wo

My ass is like wo

My bodys like wo

And you kissin it

So what you think of it

My love is like wo

My kiss is like wo

My touch is like wo

My sex is like wo

My ass is like wo

My bodys like wo

And you kissin it

So what you think of it

Your mine

Wowowowow

Taste it taste it

Hold me like you never wanna let me go

If you liking what your tasting

Better let me know

If you wanna love it

Better love me strong

Cause I want this love to last

All night long

My love is like wo

My kiss is like wo

My touch is like wo

Youll never find nothing better

My sex is like wo

My ass is like wo

My bodys like wo

And you kissin it

So what you think of it

My love is like wo

My kiss is like wo

My touch is like wo

You know its like wo

Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo

:polite applause:

Sirius: well you think she has a little crush on remus?

Remus: I am scarred for life now1

James: oh shut up, I mean her body is like wo you know!

Sirius: she looked kinda hot in that mini skirt!

Peter: shut up guys look whos next

Dumbledore: next we have Amos Diggory and Arthur Weasly sing "Suga Suga" They would like to dedicate this song to Molly Richards and Arabella Figg

Arthur and Amos come out wearing Matching baggy pants and white shirts.

Arthur: so tight

So fly

Got me lifted got me lifte

Got me lifted

Shifted

Higher than a ceiling

And ohwe it's the ultimate feeling

Got me lifted feeling so gifted

Suga how you get so fly

Both: suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Amos: You know its leather when we ride

Wood banging raw hide

You know what we do

Watchin swings get high

Gurl you keep it so fly

With your sweet huney buns

You was there when the money gone

Youll be there when the money comes

Off top I cant lie

I love to get blowed

You my little suger

Im your little chew low

And every time we kick it

Its all to the groovy

Treat you like my sticky hickey

On my sweet owwey gooey

Remus: whats a sticky hicky:

James: shut up

Arthur: got me lifted shifted

Higher than a ceiling

And oowe it's the ultimate feeling

Got me lifted

Feeling so gifted

Suga how you get so fly

Both: Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Amos: now I aint worried bout a thing

Cuz I just hit me a lift

I gotta fat sack

And a suppa fly chick

Anda uh

Aint a thing that you can say to a playa

Caz dowap

She fly like the planes in the air

That's right she cool lawd

Said in the worng tone

Im digging the energy and im loving the ozone

So fly like a dove

So fly like a raven

deep into politics

In a fly conversation

In a natural mood

Im a natural dude

And we some natural fools

Floating out by the poo l She like my sexy cool mama

With blades on her prada

Rocking dolcha gabbana

With hydrodros in her prada

Arthur: she got me lifted

Shifted

Higher than a ceilng

And oowe it's the ultimante feeling

She got me lifted

Feeling so gifted

Suga how you get so fly

Both: suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Amos: You know its leather when we ride

Wood banging raw hide

You know what we do

Watchin swings get high

Gurl you keep it so fly

With your sweet huney buns

You was there when the money gone

Youll be there when the money comes

You know its leather when we ride

Wood banging raw hide

You know what we do

Watchin swings get high

Gurl you keep it so fly

With your sweet huney buns

You was there when the money gone

Youll be there when the money comes

Arthur: : got me lifted shifted

Higher than a ceiling

And oowe it's the ultimate feeling

Got me lifted

Feeling so gifted

Suga how you get so fly

Both: Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Suga suga how you get so fly

Amos: so high like imma star

Feeling so high like imma star

Feeling so high like imma star

Feeling so high like imma star :Loud applause from the Griffandors and Hufflpuffs:

James: that was ok

Remus: I still don't know what a sticky hicky is

Sirius: hey look who is next James:

James: What, ooooooohhhhhhhhh hahahahaha

So what do you think? R&R. all flames will be used to burn Lord Voldie at the stake!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~