This story was what I got when I first found out about The Suite Life On Deck. Victoria and Angelique and any other characters you don't recognize are mine. Which will be a lot later on. Please note this is a story about pregnancy. So if you're uncomfortable with teen pregnancy don't read this story. Thank you. Also, all chapters now are named, which is new for this story. Chapter names are either song or movie spoofs. This one is a song spoof. Thanks again.

Chapter One: I Hate You When You're Pregnant

Zack and Cody Martin, two identical twins, were attending school on a cruise ship. While this was an incredible feat to most, to the two boys it was usual. They were fifteen years old, and their best friend was Victoria Baker.

Victoria, a skater girl, was a mix of Zack and Cody, which explained the friendship. Victoria was a small girl—fourteen and only five foot two—who was extremely smart and logical but loved skateboarding and pretty much being lazy. She had big green eyes with freckles over her red, red cheeks and otherwise pale nose. She had dirty blonde hair like the twins and had a beautiful smile.

Cody and Victoria had just started up a serious relationship and were warming up to it. One day, however, Zack said something that changed everything.

"Cody, here's something that may come in handy!" Zack said, standing in the drugstore in the town the S.S. Tipton was docked in. He was pointing at something behind the counter.

Out of curiosity, Cody walked over. Zack was pointing at condoms.

"Oh, you're so funny," Cody told his twin. "Victoria and I weren't planning anything like that."

"But you never know," Zack said. "Most kids claim not to be like that and…well, you know. I think you should get them."

"No way. Victoria and I aren't having sex."

"But what would happen if you did?"

"We'd be two adults who would be ready to tackle whatever was thrown at us. You have no idea of what could happen after something like that. There are STDs, and pregnancy, and…"

"Blah blah blah, nerd talk," Zack said, extremely bored. "So you're telling me that you're not doing all this serious stuff until you're an adult?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well, at least buy them for me. I know I'd never trust you to not have any. Cause what if…"

"Alright, alright," Cody said.

"Good boy, Cody," Zack said as if his brother was a dog.

"But you're not telling anyone about this," Cody said, walking with his brother to the register.

"Of course not," Zack said. "I don't want anyone to know that you're not so innocent anymore." He said the last sentence tauntingly.

"Um, I can't help but notice you were looking, too, Zack, and you don't even have a girlfriend. Care to explain?"

"I'm just being smart in case something happens, cause you're always telling me stuff about what can go wrong if I…"

"Okay, okay, you've made your point," Cody said, trying to tune out his brother. "Zack?"

Zack turned to face his brother. "Yeah?"

Cody was going pale fast. "Do these things come with instructions?"

Zack slapped a hand to his face. "You're doomedif you ever do decide you're ready, Codester."

Cody was slightly embarrassed when he got the register and a pretty teenager was working behind the counter. "Oh, God, no," he muttered.

"What?" Zack realized Cody was talking about the girl working the counter. "Dude, I'm sure someone buys these things everyday. It's probably no big deal."

As Cody looked at the box on the counter, the girl looked at him and asked, "May I help you?"

Cody cleared his throat and said quietly, "Yes, I need to get some…condoms."

"What?"

He cleared his throat again, and said louder. "Condoms." People turned to look at him.

"What kind?"

"Uh…well, what do you have? I can't really see…"

"Well, we've got Trojans, or these new ones that glow in the dark…"

He was slightly taken aback. "Glow in the dark?! This isn't Halloween! I don't want to scare her, for God's sake! I think I'll go with the Trojans."

"Econo-pack?" she asked.

"I don't need the econo-pack. Not that I don't need it. I just prefer to buy them in smaller quantities. Keep them fresh?"

Zack, once again, slapped a hand to his face. "We're doomed."

The girl snorted. "Size?"

"Size? Well, you better give me the extra large."

"What? Are you sure?" At this point she was looking Cody up and down.

"Of course I'm sure. This isn't the first time I bought condoms or anything. I buy them all the time, like, constantly. Sometimes twice a day. Not that I sleep around. It's just me and my girlfriend." She slid the box on the counter. "Um, Ma'am? Do these come with instructions?"

"Um…no." She selected the brand on the screen and the total came up. She pointed at it. Cody slapped the money on the counter and ran out the store as fast as he could.

Zack ran after him. "'I buy them sometimes twice a day'? What were you thinking?"

"I panicked! I don't think they make those things for people our age!"

"Of course they do, are you kidding me? They make them exactly for people our age! We're their target audience!"

Cody looked up and noticed Zack was empty handed. "Hey, where are yours?"

"I already have some."

"YOU ALREADY BOUGHT CONDOMS BEFORE?!"

"Whoa there, big boy! Some things we yell, some we whisper."

"But I can't believe you…" Cody stopped talking when he saw Victoria approaching.

"Hey, Cody," she said smiling. "Hi, Zack."

Zack grunted in reply.

"Hey, did I hear you guys talking about condoms?"

"No," Cody quickly lied.

"Okay," Victoria said, only half believing him. "Hey, Cody, did you hear? We have such good grades that Mr. Moesby is making honorary valedictorians." She seemed very proud of this accomplishment.

"What? Really?"

"Here we go," Zack said, walking off.

"Yeah. We'll be at the senior's graduation but we'll just be going to the tenth grade. It's this really fancy ceremony thing. My mom is taking me shopping later."

"Shopping? For what?"

"A dress and shoes. And make-up." She shuddered after every phrase. Cody laughed at her reaction.

"Well, thanks for telling me."

Later that week, after graduation, Victoria and Cody were walking around, laughing.

"I'm just amazed you did it," Victoria said jokingly.

"Did what?"

"Keep your speech under a minute."

Cody hit Victoria gently on the arm. She laughed harder.

"Cody, I…I have something I have to tell you."

"What?"

"I…I may be leaving soon. This may be my last night on the S.S. Tipton, but I don't know yet. God, I really don't want to leave. I mean…I just got here. And I don't want to leave. Not now."

"Well, you know what matters what happens, I'll never let you go."

Victoria smiled. "Thanks, Cody."

Holding hands, Victoria and Cody walked to the fiesta deck to look at the stars. "Look…there's a shooting star," Victoria said.

"They say if you make a wish on a shooting star, it will come true," Cody said. Both shut their eyes and made a wish in their head, rather than out loud. They turned to each other after they were done. "What'd you wish for?" Cody asked.

"For me to stay here on the S.S. Tipton. To not have to leave you and Zack. For this night to never end. What about you?"

"I wished for the same things," Cody said, and they both laughed.

"Cody?"

Cody turned and looked at his girlfriend. "Have you ever wondered…what it would be like if…if we…well, if one of us kind of spent the night together?"

"Yeah, I have," Cody said. "And I kind of want to."

"No, not at my suite, at yours."

"Oh. Well, we could do that, too, if you'd like. Woody's not going to be there because he's spending the summer with his parents. And Zack's spending the night with someone else, so we could be alone if you'd like."

Victoria smiled. Cody offered her his hand, and she gratefully took it. They took the slowest way possible to the suite. For no really reason, Cody locked it. While there, they just watched The Notebook for a while even though Cody expressed about a thousand times how much he hated it. They were going to watch Titanic, but they didn't think that watching a romance taking place on a ship that would end up sinking would be the best movie to watch at sea school.

After the movie, it was mostly silent. "I hope I can stay on the S.S. Tipton," Victoria finally said, sighing a little.

"I have to," he told her back. "My mom's making me." He leaned forward and gave Victoria a gentle peck on the cheek.

"Cody…? Did you want to…?"

"Are you thinking of sex?" he asked a little nervously.

"Yes," she said, slightly embarrassed.

"Me—me, too," he said, embarrassed himself.

"We…we could…but only if you wanted to," she added.

"Only if you want to," Cody told her.

They finally decided they would. When sitting on bed, Cody fumbled around in his pocket for something—condoms. Victoria quickly threw her shoes off. She eased herself down on the bed, and Cody lay on top of her.

"Are you sure you want to…?"

"Just shut up and let's get this over with," Victoria said quickly.

Cody reached down and took off Victoria's shirt easily. Though nervous, he did it with ease. "Now you," he told her.

Victoria reached down and, without difficulty, unbuttoned Cody's pants and slid them off his long legs. She then discarded his boxers. With the new freedom, Cody carefully used the condoms he bought. Then he took her panties off her slowly, still very much afraid.

Slowly, however, he warmed up to the idea.

Two hours later, they were asleep, side-by-side.

Three Weeks Later
It was three weeks later and Victoria went to the drugstore on board the S.S. Tipton, a little worried. She had lost her virginity almost a month ago, and here she was now, missing her period. She knew that every twenty-eight days she should get it without fail, but it was gone, and for once, she missed having it to remind her of 'womanhood'.

In the drugstore—why would there be a drugstore on a cruise ship?—she realized the only pregnancy tests were behind the counter that a young male was working.

She put fifteen dollars on the counter and said, "Um…can I have an E.P.T. pregnancy test?"

He scoffed. "Aren't you a little young?"

"Um…"

"Hell, what do I care? Here." He handed her the test. "Change?"

"No, thank you though."

She walked back to her suite and took the test. The box said that it would take a few minutes, so she sang her and Cody's song—I'll Be by Edwin McCain—quietly to herself. When she looked down, she burst into tears.

She was pregnant.

Thanks for reading this rewrite!! I love you all for reading this fic!!

--Maddie Marie