Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto or and scenes related to the anime or manga... So please don't sue me! All I own is a computer.. and even it is crappy cause it don't have internet!!

I wrote this out of boredom, so please don't flame me. Please review or give me advice, all my other fanfics have been sucky and I need reviews if anyone want's any of them updated... I don't like making people review for chappy's, but I need encouragement.. TT

Itachi wasn't having the best day in the whole world. Why? Well the list goes on and on. First, he almost got eaten by a certain half-plant half-human Akatsuki member. Second, his weakling of a brother he spared almost beat him in battle because he was still recovering from using Mangekyou. Third, he almost got blown up. Fourth, he became part of a puppet war. And Fifth, he got yelled at by Pein for not turning in his mission report on time (It was 3 seconds late dammit!!!). Soo, Itachi decided to go around the woods, even though it wasn't like him.

He jumped from tree to tree, scanning the forest floor he could make have 72 hours of pain and torture, when he came across a body of a girl. She was beaten to a bloody pulp. A large blood puddle surrounded her body, and she was curled up into a ball. Itachi jumped to the ground, getting a closer look at the horrible sight. Her hair was scattered everywhere, some on her face, some on her body, some in the blood. All she wore was a tattered and worn bra and some rags sewn together probably used as panties.

She was extremely thin, with her ribs showing. Though she had slight curves, she had no muscle. Her long hair was a glossy reddish-purpleish color. The red probably from the blood. She had black rings around her eyes, kind of like a panda. Her oddest features however were fox ears and a fox tail. They both were a dark dark orange with hints of red, with light light grey tips. A small stream of blood trailed down her mouth to her chin. She had gold shackles connected to her wrists, and a chain collar around her neck.. This made her seem a lot like a dead fox. Itachi picked up the girl and brought her back. Suddenly his day had gotten a lot better.

At the Akatsuki

Hidan's jaw dropped as Itachi brought in the bloody girl. "OH MY JASHIN!!" he yelled, slamming his chopsticks on the table. Kisame dropped his chopsticks on the floor. "Aww damn Kisame, that was the last pair!! Your going to have to use a fork." said Konan. "NOOO!! Those are what Americans use to eat fish..." screamed Kisame, hiding under the table from the fork. Itachi rolled his eyes as he brought the girl to his room, Hidan trailing behind him pleading to use her as a sacrifice. Right before Itachi opened his door, he turned around and stared at Hidan, his Sharingan spinning. Hidan screamed like a little girl and hid behind Kakazu, who was in Suna right now. (Okay time for seriousness..)

Itachi closed the door and spread out a towel over his bed. He gently laid down the girl and grabbed a wet rag. Gently and carefully, he wiped all the blood and grime and dirt etc off. Grudgingly, he removed her clothing and replaced it with a female Akatsuki cloak. He found something interesting hidden in her bra though.. a Suna headband. 'She must have been a ninja or something..' thought Itachi as he slashed it and tied it around her forehead. After waiting a couple of hours of the girl not waking up, Itachi smacked her across the face. "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" she yelled, waking up immediatly. Rubbing the now red spot on her cheek, she glared at Itachi. "Who are you and where the hell am I?" asked the girl. 'Great, she has a sailor's mouth.' Itachi thought sadly. She seemed too gentle. "What's your name?" Itachi asked calmly, looking at the girl who was looking at what she was wearing. "Holy crap, what the fuck is this? Some bum's jacket?" she asked with a quirked eyebrow. A vein popped on Itachi's forehead.

"Oh yeah, my name is Miari. Miari Komoushi. And you are?" Miari said. "Itachi Uchiha." he said dully. "Ooh yeah, the crazy dude who killed his whole clan." Miari said without even hesitating. "I'm a big fan of yours. I just killed my clan too, and spared my little brother. His name is Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. You know, the Kyuubi dude." she said. "Where's the bathroom?" she muttered, looking around the room for a door to a bathroom. Itachi sweatdropped. Bad idea, bringing a weird chick home.

Lol. Yeah, sucky, I know. Well, please review and give me ideas, now I have writer's block and a tummy ache 3X. Ja ne! -nibbles on a cookie- Pwease? -puppy eyes-