Wayward Invention

Chapter One: The Accident.

The gang sat around the Pickles kitchen table, it was once again time to feed the horde of hungry teenagers. Dil and Phil were trying to see how many peas they could fit in their noses, Chuckie and Kimi were arguing with Angelica over something stupid and Tommy and Lil were cramped on the one of the small sides of the table turned as far away from each other as humanly possible while still facing the gang trying and failing to look normal.

"This is stupid!" said Tommy suddenly.

The rest of the gang stopped what they were doing and looked in their insane friend direction."What's stupid T?" asked Chuckie.

"Yeah, Tommy what's stupid?" Phil Questioned.

All eyes were on Tommy except Lils who knew very well what Tommy was on about, she blushed slightly, something Kimi took notice of.

"Ah, does this involve Lil in any way?" queried Kimi.

Again Lil blushed and Kimi had her answer, but unfortunately for Tommy Phil caught the second blush, and knew for sure it involved his twin.

"What, happened between you and my sister?" Phil fumed.

Tommy completely ignored Phil and turned to face Lil for the first time in hours, but she turned further away from him. Tommy sighed.

"It was an accident Lilly I didn't mean to Phil told me to go get the basket ball from your room, if the lazy bum got up and did something for once we wouldn't be in this situation, which by the way is just as embarrassing for me as it is for you."

"Don't try and pin this on Phil Tommy you have knocked on my door before you entered my room every time for the sixteen years of our existence and the one time I'm in their topless you just barge in."

Flash back

"Hey, Lilly you want to play some b'ball?" asked Tommy as Lil walked past.

Lil smiled and nodded her head.

"Sure let me get some sweats, I can't play in this skirt now can I," she said.

"Whatever, Miss Prissy," Phil remarked

Lil walked in side and dropped her School bag.

"Mum? Dad? I'm home" Lil called to her seemingly empty house as she skipped up the stairs and in to her room, she closed her bedroom door and started pealing off her cloths she looked around for her sweet pants, found them and put them on, now all she had to do was find that shirt, but just as she found it her bedroom door slammed open.

"Lazy, good for nothing, can't even get a ball at his own house, stupid…" Tommy stopped he had finally noticed the half dressed girl in front of him. "Umm… sorry he said slamming the door shut. The shocked Lil could hear him trip down the stairs and the front door slam. She pulled her shirt on and picked up the basket ball and walked silently down the stairs. As she opened the door she heard Phil ask Tommy where the ball was, Tommy looked up at her as the ball was thrown at Phils head. Both blushed and looked away.

end flashback

Phils left eye started to twitch and Tommy turned red as a tomato, Chuckie was so shocked that he dropped his fork, and Kimi well Kimi just smile trying hard not to burst out laughing, suddenly Phil through him self over the table at Tommy, hands out stretched, Kimi followed to hold Phil back and Chuckie turned to help Lil up as the sudden scuffle had knock her straight to the floor, Tommy and Phil had erupted in yells forcing Chuckie to Hold Tommy back, sadly to late to stop Phils black eye. Lil burst into tears and ran from the room; Tommy turned and struggled in Chuckie grip.

"Let me go I have to go talk to her," Tommy begged.

"Oh, no you're not going any where near her pepping Tommy," Phil yelled.

"Phillip it's not like he did it on purposes" said Chuckie loosening his grip on Tommy and turning the distressed boy to face him "give her a minute to collect herself first, ok buddy"

Tommy nodded, at him as Phil tried to get at Tommy.

"Calm down, Phil," Phil stopped struggling. Just as Stu walked into the kitchen he looked from Phil to Tommy who was still looked in Kimi and Chuckie grips, to the mess on the table.

"What happened?"

"Nothing." Tommy and Phil said in acid tones.

"Ok, we as long as nothing happened you four can clean it up."

"Four but what about …Dil… hey where is Dil." asked Tommy.

Everybody looked around for Dil. But couldn't find him, suddenly a thump was heard under the table.

"OUCH!"

Dil emerged from under the table, and everyone looked at him.

"What, I was one pea away from my record and I dropped it."

"EWWWWWWW…" cried Angelica who had just entered the room.